BCM Q&A - Got a question? Let BCM answer it for you!

[jbiscuit]

I thought of this awhile ago...as a whole, I think BCM festers a large group of educated, intelligent individuals who as a whole make up a large wealth of knowledge. I know some of you may contribute less than others when it comes to helping others on the boards or whatever but still...you are part of this group also. :rolf

Let me give an example of how this works. Say you have always wondered why the sky is blue and your Compaq doesn't have a Google button on the keyboard...ask it here! Let the all-knowing BCM give insight as to WHY the sky may be blue. Granted, these answers might not score you an A+ on that thesis you are trying to write to get into PC Productivity Grad School but you get the drift here....

So have at it. I think the BCM Knowledge Kninjas are ready! :thumbsup

[Myles]

this is a bad... very very bad idea....

[Nick]

What is the meaning of life?

[Myles]

What is the meaning of life?

death.

[jbiscuit]

What is the meaning of life?


Life is just a game.....see:

The Game of Life has been a family classic for over 30 years! Pick an SUV, hop in, and take a spin. You better buckle up, it may be a bumpy ride. Do you want to go to college or jump right in and start a career? Will you get a great job with a gigantic salary? Will you have a house full of kids? The object is to retire in style - so live life to the fullest and have fun!

Contents of The Game of Life:

Gameboard
6 plastic SUV pawns
Pink & Blue "people" pegs
3 plastic mountains
Plastic bridge
7 plastic buildings
Label sheet
Spinner
Play money, insurance, & bank loans
25 LIFE tiles
Deck of 36 cards
Banker's tray
Instructions

http://www.unclesgames.com/images/products/032244040009.jpg

[Crawlin]

I see Prince Valiant in this topic QUITE often, hahaha :) j/k Chris...

Here's my question....

In Family Guy, why hasn't Joe's wife had her baby yet after 6-7 seasons?

[Myles]

I see Prince Valiant in this topic QUITE often, hahaha :) j/k Chris...

Here's my question....

In Family Guy, why hasn't Joe's wife had her baby yet after 6-7 seasons?

im pretty sure cause its dead and he body refuses to reject it.

[GRNDNL]

How come all the hot chicks I meet have adams apples?............

[HY35F2T]

aww fuck forgot.

[Myles]

How come all the hot chicks I meet have adams apples?............

You are hanging out at La Cage too much.

[94greenbandit]

How come all the hot chicks I meet have adams apples?............

How do you know the ones you have met without Adams apples aren't really guys?????

[Josepy]

Why does wheat beer make me shit my pants?

[PureSound15]

Why hasn't anyone diagnosed Myles with Napolian Syndrome?

[Myles]

Why does wheat beer make me shit my pants?

Pretty sure its cause you have aids.

[Myles]

Why hasn't anyone diagnosed Myles with Napolian Syndrome?

Cause the shrinks said it was bi polar.

[That_Guy]

What is the meaning of life?


"shakes magic 8 ball" try again later :rolf

[michelle]

What group of BCM members called my cell last night? I think I made out two words before I hung up.

[Myles]

What group of BCM members called my cell last night? I think I made out two words before I hung up.

Need more information, please post phone numbers.

[PureSound15]

What group of BCM members called my cell last night? I think I made out two words before I hung up.

Was it heavy breathing with bubble wrap popping in the background? That was probably nramlow.

[Crawlin]

copy and paste called???

[Crawlin]

Was it heavy breathing with bubble wrap popping in the background? That was probably nramlow.

that's how he sounded on combat arms, haha

[jbiscuit]

In Family Guy, why hasn't Joe's wife had her baby yet after 6-7 seasons?

Because she isn't really preggors....its all just a publicity stunt. Kind of like a girl I dated once. Told everybody she was pregnant yet failed to show any signs that she really was. "Hows your baby doing? Going to the doctor a lot? What ba...OH yea...fine...." Pathological liar. Maybe the show is experiencing the same scenerio. A quite note to the writers that they may have overlooked that whole delivery date mamajamma might be in order Chris.

[RanJer]

What is the meaning of life?

Life is a game that no one wins,
but you deserve a head start the way your life's goin',
so throw in the towel cuz your life ain't shit,
no take the towel and hang yourself with it.

lifes short and hard like a body building elf,
so save the planet and kill yourself,
if you're feeling down and out with what your lifes about,
lift your head up high and blow your brains out..

[jbiscuit]

Why does wheat beer make me shit my pants?

Its not the wheat beer doing the damage. Its the 24 boneless wings from BW3s, the 3 sloppy joes and the whole jar of mayonnaise you ate first.

[DynoTom]

What was in the suitcase that Jules had in the movie Pulp Fiction ?

[Josepy]

Its not the wheat beer doing the damage. Its the 24 boneless wings from BW3s, the 3 sloppy joes and the whole jar of mayonnaise you ate first.

not that night. It was only wheat beer. It was Ryans wheat beer. i think he put something in it so that would happen. He likes loose buttholes.

[PureSound15]

What was in the suitcase that Jules had in the movie Pulp Fiction ?

7 post-it notes, 4 pens, 2 bananas, 9 egg beaters and 3 small bags of fish scales.

[Myles]

What was in the suitcase that Jules had in the movie Pulp Fiction ?

the world will never know.

[PureSound15]

not that night. It was only wheat beer. It was Ryans wheat beer. i think he put something in it so that would happen. He likes loose buttholes.

Poopy loose buttholes are not my forte - coop put me up to that.

And I faired the wheat beer just fine.

[Prince Valiant]

If it relates to cars, sciences/medicine, dogs, and politics, I'd offer my input. much anything else? Not so much, lol.


Why does wheat beer make me shit my pants?Gluten allergy?

I actually just had a kid come back from school with a similar question...not that it's my area of training, but we've come to the solid conclusion that he has alchohol sensitivity vs. being allergic to things in the drink (there really isn't such a thing as alchohol allergy). I actually told him, since he drank numerous things, that when he drinks, stick with one thing, all night. One night whiskey, another vodka, another beer, etc.

Turned out, he tolerates the beer...anything that has a high alchohol content makes him vomit MUCH earlier, causes rashes, etc. Beer is just about right for him...he's quite relieved.

[STANMAN]

What was in the suitcase that Jules had in the movie Pulp Fiction ?

Wallaces soul.

[Josepy]

Poopy loose buttholes are not my forte - coop put me up to that.

And I faired the wheat beer just fine.

If you wanted me to take a dump on your chest you could of just asked.

[That_Guy]

Was it heavy breathing with bubble wrap popping in the background? That was probably nramlow.

that wasnt bubble wrap it was jiffy pop

[PureSound15]

What's a cam?



:shades



CobraSnakewhat exactly is a cam??

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hey me and my buddies were sitting here talking and we got to talking about motors. We don't know much about them just the basics. So I started talking about engine upgrades and I got to talking about a cam. I mentioned that I thought I heard that chevy's had i believe 2 cams where mustang's have i think 4. So its much more to do it on a mustang then a LSX motor. But then my friends asked me what exactly is a cam they kept thinking I was talking about the cam shaft, which I don;t believe. So my question is what exactly a cam??? What does it exactly do??? Where is it located in the engine????

[jbiscuit]

What's a cam?

mini digital cam
http://www.dansdata.com/images/quickshot001/cam640.jpg

[That_Guy]

What's a cam?


"A cam is a projecting part of a rotating wheel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheel) or shaft that strikes a lever (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lever) at one or more points on its circular path. The cam can be a simple tooth, as is used to deliver pulses of power to a STEAM HAMMER, for example, or an eccentric (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eccentric_%28mechanism%29) disc or other shape that produces a smooth reciprocating (back and forth) motion in the follower which is a lever making contact with the cam."

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/09/SoccerCam.jpg

[Karps TA]

Since there are no pills that will make my schlong bigger, are there any that will make my hands smaller?

[PureSound15]

Since there are no pills that will make my schlong bigger, are there any that will make my hands smaller?

Your question and signature are perfectly aligned :goof

[jbiscuit]

Since there are no pills that will make my schlong bigger, are there any that will make my hands smaller?

Pills? I don't think so. But have you looked into a miter saw, some alcohol, maybe a palm sander and a sewing kit?

[PureSound15]

Pills? I don't think so. But have you looked into a miter saw, some alcohol, maybe a palm sander and a sewing kit?

I like alcohol for the disinfectant, but I'd be more comfortable with a cigerette lighter for cauterization.

[jbiscuit]

I like alcohol for the disinfectant, but I'd be more comfortable with a cigerette lighter for cauterization.

good tip. Usually don't have a cigarette lighter handy. A quick scortch on the stovetop would do the trick also. :thumbsup

[Josepy]

Since there are no pills that will make my schlong bigger, are there any that will make my hands smaller?

No need to adjust your hands. Go over by myles and compare schlongs. You will feel much better then. When they were handing out adult size schlongs he wasn't given one.

[jbiscuit]

No need to adjust your hands. Go over by myles and compare schlongs. You will feel much better then.

Good old fashioned sword fight? With today's temperatures I would think that would be asking for a frozon cockenbalss.

At what temperature do you get "frost bite?"

[PureSound15]

At what temperature do you get "frost bite?"


Although digital, I'd let emma frost (the first woman that showd up in google) bite me any time, regardless of temperature.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/76118-158813-emma-frost_super.jpg

[Waver]

God I want one that I want to ask, but I cant.....damn it.....dont want a war started.

[lordairgtar]

^^^ Oh why not?

[Crawlin]

Ask away, it's hard for it to become a "war" when it's just you stating facts, hahaha

[Karps TA]

I wasn't asking for me. I was umm asking for a friend. lol

[Prince Valiant]

At what temperature do you get "frost bite?"It's less a temp, and more a time related matter. For true frost bite to occur, it does have to be below freezing. From there, the amount of time will be dependant on the temp, which part is exposed, the dryness of the body part, etc.

[Crawlin]

can my pecker fall off like the pirate's toe in the 3rd "Pirates of the Carribbean"???

[michelle]

It's less a temp, and more a time related matter. For true frost bite to occur, it does have to be below freezing. From there, the amount of time will be dependant on the temp, which part is exposed, the dryness of the body part, etc.

That was a rather short response!

[RanJer]

That was a rather short response!

Thats what she said.... doh!:chair:

[Crawlin]

hahahaha. HIYOOOOO

[Prince Valiant]

can my pecker fall off like the pirate's toe in the 3rd "Pirates of the Carribbean"???
From frostbite? unlikely...the weiner has mechanism for protecting itself (IE, shrinkage) and is fairly vascular. You'd die before it happened.

[Waver]

Ask away, it's hard for it to become a "war" when it's just you stating facts, hahaha

It is not worth it......the whole "ford vs Pontiac/chevy war" isnt worth rehashing untill race day

[Prince Valiant]

Do fish drink water?

[RanJer]

Do fish drink water?

Do you drink air?

Fish breathe water.. lol

I was told there needed to be no scientific fact or basis for answers.. Might as well just call this WikiPedia...

[jbiscuit]

Do fish drink water?

I believe freshwater fish absorb the water through their skin and gills. Saltwater fish do in fact drink water....the gill is used to remove the salt from the water and expell it back out into the body of water they reside

[Crawlin]

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

[Prince Valiant]

Jay's right


What's that fleshy thing that hangs down from a turkey's beak called?

[Prince Valiant]

What is the second fastest land animal?

[Crawlin]

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

[Crawlin]

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

[Crawlin]

If you choke a Smurf, What color would it turn?

[jbiscuit]

I was told there needed to be no scientific fact or basis for answers.. Might as well just call this WikiPedia...

Can WikiPedia provide a witty answer like you would receive here? I think not. Can Jeeves? No. The BCM Know-It-Alls are far more advanced than an online computing gizmo. They are well disciplined in the shaolin art of flung-poo....or is it kung pao? I forget.

The BCM knowledge gurus are much like the guy behind the curtain...the Wizard of Oz....

[Crawlin]

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

[RanJer]

Jay's right


What's that fleshy thing that hangs down from a turkey's beak called?

Snood...

[jbiscuit]

What is the second fastest land animal?

Who cares....it can't beat the fastest land animal and nobody remembers 2nd place anyways

[Crawlin]

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

[RanJer]

Why do you park in a drive-way, and drive on a park-way?

[lordairgtar]

If you choke a Smurf, What color would it turn?
Grey

[jbiscuit]

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

can you BE a parsley farmer? If so...why?

[Waver]

ahhhh BCM wickapedia

[jbiscuit]

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

Into A Forrest? IE THE Forrest? It'll prolly say "Too much LSx POWAAA!" :rolf

[RanJer]

can you BE a parsley farmer? If so...why?

Somebody's gotta pick the stuff... I'd imagine the 'why' would be to make money?

[Waver]

Somebody's gotta pick the stuff... I'd imagine the 'why' would be to make money?

but being an actual parsley farmer has about as much relivance as farming rocks

[RanJer]

but being an actual parsley farmer has about as much relivance as farming rocks

You could make a lot of money farming/selling rocks...

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z9/crazycraker42069/tyrone_biggums-1.jpg

[lordairgtar]

If you weighed yourself before dropping a deuce, then weighed said deuce, and then your self again, would you weigh less per the weight of the dropped deuce?

[Crawlin]

no matter what you order at a restaurant, there is always some parsley on the plate....

now times that by the number of restaurants around the world... and think of how many parsley farmers you know of.

it's called cornering the market and/or a monopoly.

I"M RICH BIATCH

[jbiscuit]

You could make a lot of money farming/selling rocks...

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z9/crazycraker42069/tyrone_biggums-1.jpg

agreed. But no health insurance. Also, with the current economy, are sales still up for crack? Has the price per rock gone down in line with unemployment, higher gas prices etc? Are dealers in the area extending lines of credit to customers? Any interest accrued?

[Prince Valiant]

Why is a grapefruit called grapefruit?

[jbiscuit]

no matter what you order at a restaurant, there is always some parsley on the plate....

now times that by the number of restaurants around the world... and think of how many parsley farmers you know of.

it's called cornering the market and/or a monopoly.

I"M RICH BIATCH

what state is the highest producer of parsley? Is there any street cred associated with being a parsley farmer?

[Crawlin]

If you weighed yourself before dropping a deuce, then weighed said deuce, and then your self again, would you weigh less per the weight of the dropped deuce?

no

reason being is when you wiping your ass, toilet paper particles cling to the hairy ass that most have. so you'd be missing out on the weight of all those tiny little particles

[RanJer]

Why is a grapefruit called grapefruit?

why is anything called anything? why is a dog a dog.. why is a pizza a pizza... ?

[RanJer]

reason being is when you wife your ass


I'm not 100% on what "wifing my ass" is but I don't want it to ever happen.

[jbiscuit]

How does rain "stick" to vertical windows?

[jbiscuit]

I'm not 100% on what "wifing my ass" is but I don't want it to ever happen.

wifing your ass only happens in Alabama. Its when you marry your ass....not someone else's ass, your OWN ass. Happens all the time. There is a $30 processing fee though. They only accept cash.

[RanJer]

Is this being considered the Random Friday Thread® ?

[Crawlin]

Why is a grapefruit called grapefruit?

that is a very good question since no other "fruit" is actually labeled as a fruit in it's name. SO let's consider it a grape. Well than if it's a grape, what is a grape?

[jbiscuit]

Is this being considered the Random Friday Thread® ?

Its random...but Random Friday is being rebooted....down for maintenance for a short term. Basically, the writers at Random Friday LLC didn't get paid and they walked the fuk out. :thumbsup

[DR.FORD]

Why is money not called monies if you have more than one?
Why isn't pants called pant if it is only one?
And what about panties??
Shouldn't guys wear underwears?!
WTF??!!!

[jbiscuit]

that is a very good question since no other "fruit" is actually labeled as a fruit in it's name. SO let's consider it a grape. Well than if it's a grape, what is a grape?

So the grapefruit is being renamed to just "grape?" HOLY SH!T!!! We are changing history here folks! The power of BCM at work!! :headbang

[Crawlin]

LMAO at "wifing"

too many conversations going and a new laptop never is a good thing.

here's a good question, did youtube just want to make sure it wasn't gonna get sued for hosting videos a "whole year" and just decide to automatically prune a bunch of copyrighted material all at once. Songs I've had saved for a year or two, randomly now are being deleted, hahaa

[RanJer]

that is a very good question since no other "fruit" is actually labeled as a fruit in it's name. SO let's consider it a grape. Well than if it's a grape, what is a grape?

Kiwifruit also includes fruit.. you can call it just kiwi but what kiwi is it then? Bird? Fruit?

[DR.FORD]

that is a very good question since no other "fruit" is actually labeled as a fruit in it's name. SO let's consider it a grape. Well than if it's a grape, what is a grape?

Yeah! and who the phuk named a tomato a fruit?!

[Crawlin]

but again J, what are grapes then?

Is it a pluralized name now? grape is a fruit. and grapes are smaller multiples of the same thing

now since we know it's FRUIT juice, why does grapefruit juice have to be renamed? is it because if we renamed it grape juice, we confuse a GOOD portion of people living in this country ;)

[Prince Valiant]

Where is the "Kingdom of Talossa"?

[jbiscuit]

what else can we rename here? Go against the populus here people. We are renaming things to more practical names!

what about toilet. Cut the shit here....can we call it a poop depository? Please?

[Nick]

Why is a grapefruit called grapefruit?

A relative newcomer to the citrus clan, the grapefruit was originally believed to be a spontaneous sport of the pummelo (q.v.). James MacFayden, in his Flora of Jamaica, in 1837, separated the grapefruit from the pummelo, giving it the botanical name, Citrus paradisi Macf. About 1948, citrus specialists began to suggest that the grapefruit was not a sport of the pummelo but an accidental hybrid between the pummelo and the orange. The botanical name has been altered to reflect this view, and it is now generally accepted as Citrus X paradisi.

[RanJer]

what about toilet. Cut the shit here....can we call it a poop depository? Please?

Urine and Fecal Matter Waste Management System..

[jbiscuit]

but again J, what are grapes then?

Is it a pluralized name now? grape is a fruit. and grapes are smaller multiples of the same thing

now since we know it's FRUIT juice, why does grapefruit juice have to be renamed? is it because if we renamed it grape juice, we confuse a GOOD portion of people living in this country ;)


I think grapefruit should be renamed to grape. That makes sense. Its a good solid Italian word with good roots.

The old fruit known as grape should be renamed entirely. Something new like:

Small Round Pebble Fruit
Gnutsak Squishy Edible
Lotax, Lord of the Vines

[RanJer]

A relative newcomer to the citrus clan, the grapefruit was originally believed to be a spontaneous sport of the pummelo (q.v.). James MacFayden, in his Flora of Jamaica, in 1837, separated the grapefruit from the pummelo, giving it the botanical name, Citrus paradisi Macf. About 1948, citrus specialists began to suggest that the grapefruit was not a sport of the pummelo but an accidental hybrid between the pummelo and the orange. The botanical name has been altered to reflect this view, and it is now generally accepted as Citrus X paradisi.

Sounds like a very confused fruit..

[Prince Valiant]

I'm still waiting on the location of the kingdom of Talossa?

[Nick]

Some more elaboration on the Grapefruit and it's origin



Origin and Distribution

The grapefruit was first described in 1750 by Griffith Hughes who called it the "forbidden fruit" of Barbados. In 1789, Patrick Browne reported it as growing in most parts of Jamaica and he referred to it as "forbidden fruit" or "smaller shaddock". In 1814, John Lunan, in Hortus Jamaicensis, mentions the "grapefruit" as a variety of the shaddock, but not as large; and, again, as "forbidden fruit", "a variety of the shaddock, but the fruit is much smaller, having a thin, tough, smooth, pale yellow rind". In 1824, DeTussac mentions the "forbidden fruit or smaller shaddock" of Jamaica as a variety of shaddock the size of an orange and borne in bunches. William C. Cooper, a citrus scientist (USDA, ARS, Orlando, Florida, to 1975), traveled widely observing all kinds of citrus fruits. In his book, In Search of the Golden Apple, he tells of the sweet orange and the grapefruit growing wild on several West Indian islands. He cites especially a fruit similar to grapefruit that is called chadique growing wild on the mountains of Haiti and marketed in Port-au-Prince. The leaves are like those of the grapefruit. He says that it was from the nearby Bahama Islands in 1823 that Count Odette Phillipe took grapefruit seeds to Safety Harbor near Tampa, Florida. When the seedlings fruited, their seeds were distributed around the neighborhood.

At first, the tree was grown only as a novelty in Florida and the fruit was little utilized. Even in Jamaica, the trees were often cut down. Mrs. Mary McDonald Carter of Eustis, Florida, was quoted in the Farm and Livestock Record, Jacksonville, in 1953, as relating that her father, John A. MacDonald, settled in Orange County in 1866. In 1870, he was attracted to a single grapefruit tree with clusters of lemon-colored fruits on the Drawdy property at Blackwater. He bought the entire crop of fruits, planted the seeds and established the first grapefruit nursery. The first grapefruit grove planted from this nursery by a man named Hill was sold in 1875 to George W. Bowen who developed it commercially. In 1881, MacDonald bought the Drawdy crop and once more raised seedlings for his nursery in Eustis. Early settlers began planting the tree and acquired a taste for the fruit. There was already a small demand in the North. New York imported 78,000 fruits from the West Indies in 1874. Florida started sending small shipments to markets in New York and Philadelphia between 1880 and 1885.

In 1898, Dr. David Fairchild was excited to learn of a grove of 2,000 grapefruit trees in the Kendall area south of Miami on the property of the Florida East Coast Railway. In 1904, he was amazed to see one tree in the door-yard of the Kennedy ranch in southern Texas where he thought the climate too cold for it. He was told that the tree had been frozen to the ground but had recovered. He predicted that a citrus industry could not be established in that region of the country. In 1928, he photographed the same tree, which had been killed back several times in the interim, but was again in fruit. By 1910, grapefruit had become an important commercial crop in the Rio Grande Valley and, to a lesser extent, in Arizona and desert valleys of California. By 1940, the United States was exporting close to 11,000,000 cases of grape-fruit juice and nearly one-half million cases of canned sections. Cultivation had reached commercial proportions in Jamaica and Trinidad and spread to Brazil, South America and Israel. In 1945/46, the United States (mainly Florida) produced a record of 2,285,000 tons of grapefruit. In 1967/68, this country accounted for 70% of the world crop despite a great decline in Texas production because of severe weather. Grapefruit was moving forward by leaps and bounds. Israel, in 1967, supplied only 11% of the world crop but, by 1970, her production had increased by 300%. In 1980, Florida exported just under 10 million boxes, making grapefruit this state's most valuable export crop. Japan is the main importer and has, at times, suspended shipments to determine the safety of fungicide residues or because of discovery of larvae of the Caribbean fruit fly. Great care is taken to maintain this important trade. Other countries which had entered the grapefruit industry were Mexico, Argentina, Cyprus, Morocco and some areas of South America which raise grapefruit for local markets. In Central America, the grapefruit is not much favored because of its acidity.

In the late 1960's and early 1970's, Mexico was rapidly expanding its grapefruit plantings, especially in the states of Tamaulipas and Veracruz, to save its citrus industry in view of the decline in market value of oranges and tangerines brought on by over-production. Furthermore, there were great advantages in the lower costs of producing grapefruit without irrigation and with good biological control of pests. Now Mexico exports large quantities of grapefruit to the United States and lesser amounts to Canada and Japan. Puerto Rico formerly exported grapefruit to the United States but is no longer able to compete in the trade and has only remnants of former plantations. Cuba has planted 370,000 acres (150,000 ha) of citrus, mostly grapefruit with expectations of exporting to the Soviet Union and eastern European countries. The grapefruit is grown only in a small way in the Orient where the pummelo is cultivated. In recent years, the grapefruit has become established in India in hot regions where the sweet orange and the mandarin are prone to sunburn.

[Crawlin]

ONE FOR THE ETERNITIES!!!!

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

[jbiscuit]

can we vote on the fruit following known as grape?

[RanJer]

I'm still waiting on the location of the kingdom of Talossa?

In Robert Madison's bedroom...

[Prince Valiant]

Very good Jer...but it's expanded to 13 square miles to include downtown milwaukee now too...

Is it true that the king george the third peed blue urine?

[Crawlin]

I second the grape nomination

Here's one...

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

[jbiscuit]

I'm still waiting on the location of the kingdom of Talossa?

Our best BCM gnome is on it as we speak....

[RanJer]

Our best BCM gnome is on it as we speak....

Myle's?? It's already been answered..

[Crawlin]

Our best BCM gnome is on it as we speak....

that's so ******* wrong

[Myles]

The Kingdom of Talossa is an independent, sovereign nation in North America, which seceded peacefully from the United States in 1979 (but we're not sure the United States noticed). Our Kingdom is located on the western shore of La Mar Talossan (Lake Michigan), surrounded by the U.S. city of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, but today most of our active citizens live in other parts of the United States and Canada, Europe, South America, Asia, and Africa.

[Crawlin]

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

[jbiscuit]

other things needing a rename:

dogfish
hammerhead shark
HeatseekerWS6
Gilles (is it Gills? GillEEs?)

[Prince Valiant]

trick question...how many colors of M&M are available?

[Nick]

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

According to the book, "It's Raining Frogs and Fishes,"
by Jerry Dennis, lightning bolts travel at speeds up
to 93,000 miles per second.

What we see as a single lightning flash is actually
several lightning bolts that follow each other so rapidly
that our eyes see only a single flash.

[Myles]

this format is way too inefficient for this magnitude of questions. We need to setup something better.

[Nick]

trick question...how many colors of M&M are available?

6 standard, if you consider "brown" a color.

[jbiscuit]

this format is way too inefficient for this magnitude of questions. We need to setup something better.

agreed...Tomorrow night, we shall gather as scholars and discuss over a pint of liquid intelligence.

[Crawlin]

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

[Crawlin]

other things needing a rename:

dogfish
hammerhead shark
HeatseekerWS6
Gilles (is it Gills? GillEEs?)

OMG i just peed a little, HAHAHAHAHA :rolf :wow

[Myles]

agreed...Tomorrow night, we shall gather as scholars and discuss over a pint of liquid intelligence.

i could probably code something up and see if andy can apply it to the forum

[Prince Valiant]

6 standard, if you consider "brown" a color.Ah, but 21 if you include all the special edition M&M, including christmas/valentines/Easter/etc

[Nick]

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?



The word lisp (in some form) has been with us as long as we have had English--since the word is cognate with its fellows in other Germanic languages. It has been found inwriting, according to the OED, as early as ca. 1100. As for the cruelty of using a hard-to-say word to describe the speech problems of those who find it hard to say words, that's pretty much the point, isn't it?

[Prince Valiant]

Why do cats purr?

[Waver]

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

Mine, what of it......

If someone were to fuck a midget and then stand up while ******* it, would it look like a flag?

[Myles]

Ah, but 21 if you include all the special edition M&M, including christmas/valentines/Easter/etc

Which is why i imagine he stated standard.

[Nick]

Ah, but 21 if you include all the special edition M&M, including christmas/valentines/Easter/etc


Indeed. Have I passed your test of mental agility?

[Prince Valiant]

Indeed. Have I passed your test of mental agility?
Question: Do dolphins sleep?[/dwightoftheoffice]

[Myles]

Indeed. Have I passed your test of mental agility?

we all know you lack both of those attributes.

[Nick]

Why do cats purr?


Scientists have demonstrated that cats produce the purr through intermittent signaling of the laryngeal and diaphragmatic muscles. Cats purr during both inhalation and exhalation with a consistent pattern and frequency between 25 and 150 Hertz. Various investigators have shown that sound frequencies in this range can improve bone density and promote healing.

This association between the frequencies of cats' purrs and improved healing of bones and muscles may provide help for some humans. Bone density loss and muscle atrophy is a serious concern for astronauts during extended periods at zero gravity. Their musculo-skeletal systems do not experience the normal stresses of physical activity, including routine standing or sitting, which requires strength for posture control.

[Crawlin]

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

[Prince Valiant]

Which is why i imagine he stated standard.
which is why I stated "ah," hence the trick.

[Myles]

which is why I stated "ah," hence the trick.

Which makes sense.

[Myles]

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

One day god will fvcking kill you.

[Nick]

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

A hemmorrhoid is actually a hemorrhaged blood vessel inside the recutm. Hence Hemmorrhoid.

[RanJer]

If I were to fuck a male midget and then stand up while fvcking it, would I look like a faq?

Fixed! :thumbsup

[michelle]

If you weighed yourself before dropping a deuce, then weighed said deuce, and then your self again, would you weigh less per the weight of the dropped deuce?

Well this (http://www.yankodesign.com/2009/01/07/fat-before-a-visit-to-the-loo-skinny-after/) can help you find out.

http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2009/01/07/haikun3.jpg
http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2009/01/07/haikun2.jpg
http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2009/01/07/haikun.jpg

[Crawlin]

In the song “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini,” which is yellow-the bikini or the polka dots?

[Myles]

the bikini

[Crawlin]

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

[Waver]

Fixed! :thumbsup

no......I would be a porn star

[Ricky Bobby]

the way its worded seems like it would be the polka dots are yellow chris next plz :rolf

[PureSound15]

Jay's right


What's that fleshy thing that hangs down from a turkey's beak called?

Gobble, seriously.


And yes, turkeys can fly (I couldn't tell you how many times I've heard otherwise)

[Poncho]

what else can we rename here? Go against the populus here people. We are renaming things to more practical names!

what about toilet. Cut the shit here....can we call it a poop depository? Please?

Cum
Or
Bowel movement
Repository and
Allocation Unit

[Voodoo Chick]

Why is the racing flag checkered? What does the black/white checker pattern signify?

[GRAMPS SS]

why does HEATSEEKERWS6 go by meat seeker and other names....can you name them all....

why does coop like people looking at his balls...

[RanJer]

Why is the racing flag checkered? What does the black/white checker pattern signify?

Is the flag black with white checkers? or white with black checkers...?

[Reverend Cooper]

whay are some vaginas pink and some a burnt roast beef color?

[Voodoo Chick]

whay are some vaginas pink and some a burnt roast beef color?


Cuz some are rare, some are over-done.

[SSDude]

Why is Cobrasnake so well liked on BCM?

[Yeehaw]

why is it on spongebob they can go swimming at the beach?

[Voodoo Chick]

why is it on spongebob they can go swimming at the beach?

Yeah, and also, how can the characters spill liquids, eat ice cream, use house paint, take bubble-baths, etc.......messes with my head. :stare

[Yeehaw]

Yeah, and also, how can the characters spill liquids, eat ice cream, use house paint, take bubble-baths, etc.......messes with my head. :stare

better question is why the fuck is that show sooooo popular:confused

[Voodoo Chick]

better question is why the fuck is that show sooooo popular:confused

That may very well be one of the Great Mysteries.....

[97z2801ss]

My son loves spongebob, that show is a trip

[GRAMPS SS]

Why is Cobrasnake so well liked on BCM?



that would make a good copy and paste topic by itself...:banana1:

[lordairgtar]

that is a very good question since no other "fruit" is actually labeled as a fruit in it's name. SO let's consider it a grape. Well than if it's a grape, what is a grape?
You forgot Passion Fruit

[1siksrt]

why does my Wang touch my knee??? help please LOL

[GRAMPS SS]

what did fish taste like before Eve went swimming................

[Voodoo Chick]

what did fish taste like before Eve went swimming................

They tasted like kittens.

[RanJer]

They tasted like kittens.

So... like every meal at a chinese restaurant?

[Voodoo Chick]

So... like every meal at a chinese restaurant?


Yeah, but you didn't get the fortune cookie, lol!

[HITMAN]

why does my Wang touch my knee??? help please LOL

The better question would be: Is it difficult to walk when your thighs are only three inches long? :rolf

[GRAMPS SS]

So... like every meal at a chinese restaurant?

i thought that was Korean that ate dog and cat...:confused

[GHOSST]

Will this thread reach 10 pages?

[That_Guy]

magic 8 ball says yes

[Waver]

will this thread reach "epic" status

[Yeehaw]

i thought that was Korean that ate dog and cat...:confused

nah chinese

chicken=cat
pork=dog

:thumbsup

[SSDude]

If one synchronized swimmer drowns do the rest of them have to drown too?

[Yeehaw]

who was the first person to watch an egg come out of a chickens ass and go "i wonder what that taste like?"

[SSDude]

Which side of a duck has the most feathers?

[Mr Twigbert]

What are the odds of a dog biting your nutz while licking off the peanut butter?

[RanJer]

What are the odds of a dog biting your nutz while licking off the peanut butter?

Depends on the type of dog.. And if the peanut butter is chunky..

[Nix]

Was Grandmas Boy ever in the theaters?

That movie is ******' funny as hell! :rolf

[SSDude]

will this thread reach "epic" status

You need a time out for using that word:goof

[1320PNY]

What was in the suitcase that Jules had in the movie Pulp Fiction ?


I believe it was Marsellus Wallace's soul. This was a theory due to the bandaid at the base of Mr. Wallace's neck. From some Bible passages it was believed when the devil takes your soul it is removed from the base of the neck. The religious overtones makes me believe this was Quentin Terantino's goal, but an interview with Mr. Terantino did not conclude this fact indefinitely. Originally the screen play said it was going to be diamonds, but that seemed too boring and the light and the lack of viewing was added for "mysticism".

I like the soul idea. Makes sense with the 666 briefcase lock code refrence and the "act of God" reference by Samuel L. Jackson on the shooting incident with him and Travolta.

[wrath]

Where can I find a pawn shop? All I see are consignment shops and antique stores.

[RanJer]

Where can I find a pawn shop? All I see are consignment shops and antique stores.

Moline Jewelry on Lincoln will buy anything you try to sell them.. jewelry, electronics, etc..

[1320PNY]

How does rain "stick" to vertical windows?


Fluid dynamics has two theories in play here. One is the coefficient of friction, both kinetic and static, and the second is the surface tension of fluid. What you will find is that once the fluid deposited exceeds a certain mass the force of the fluid in conjunction with gravity will cause it to "run" down the window. Until this even occurs, the coefficient of static friction and the surface tension generate enough force to maintain the rain drop position on the verticle surface. Once the two forces are equal, the equation moves over to kinetic friction, which has more to do with how fast the water will run down the surface. So your so called "sticking" is the fluid's inability to overcome the "surface tension".

[wrath]

Moline Jewelry on Lincoln will buy anything you try to sell them.. jewelry, electronics, etc..

I'm actually looking to buy some gold to take to a jewelry store to melt down to turn into a ring.

[That_Guy]

I'm actually looking to buy some gold to take to a jewelry store to melt down to turn into a ring.

there is a place in oconomowoc who did my moms rings they did an amazing job

[Al]

I think I have an idea for a poll for the "funnies" section. It will have applicable toilet humor. Can I post it?

[SSDude]

I think I have an idea for a poll for the "funnies" section. It will have applicable toilet humor. Can I post it?

NO:rolf

[jbiscuit]

NO:rolf

agreed! :rolf

[STANMAN]

Do the chickens have large talons?

[domokun]

Do the chickens have large talons?

chickens have meat hooks!

[Voodoo Chick]

Do the chickens have large talons?


Biggest damn talons you ever seen.

[jbiscuit]

Biggest damn talons you ever seen.

Talons?
http://www.rate-the-ride.com/images/Eagle-Talon-SRqC.jpg

[Al]

NO:rolf

Why not? It has nothing to do with politics.

[jbiscuit]

Don't question the BCM gurus for they have spoken. You asked and were provided an answer. The end.

[Myles]

Why not? It has nothing to do with politics.

cause you own a sportster and named it dorothy.

[HITMAN]

cause you own a sportster and named it dorothy.

:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:thumbsup

[1320PNY]

Why do people say: "You snooze you lose"?

I was smacking the snooze bar the other day and was about 20 minutes late for work. So I'm driving and the road I usually take is closed down due to an accident. So I took a different route and couldn't help wondering if I hadn't hit snooze, would I have been involved?

[Voodoo Chick]

^^ Possibly. Sometimes that kinda stuff happens, and you really gotta wonder, was something watching out for you????

[Al]

^^ Possibly. Sometimes that kinda stuff happens, and you really gotta wonder, was something watching out for you????

Big Brother is always looking out for you!

Did you see any men in black?

[STANMAN]

What's a liger???

[Myles]

What's a liger???

The physical manifestation of AIDS

[Nick]

Myles - How far along has your HIV come in taking over your body and going into full blown AIDS?

Walker said you have AIDS.

[That_Guy]

Why do people say: "You snooze you lose"?

I was smacking the snooze bar the other day and was about 20 minutes late for work. So I'm driving and the road I usually take is closed down due to an accident. So I took a different route and couldn't help wondering if I hadn't hit snooze, would I have been involved?

in this case you snoozed you won. there for the phrase you snooze you lose isnt true all the time. if we further investigate into this concept it may cause the universe to collapse in on its self and if that where the case you snooze you lose would be true.

[That_Guy]

Myles - How far along has your HIV come in taking over your body and going into full blown AIDS?

Walker said you have AIDS.


beast man aids?


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[Voodoo Chick]

in this case you snoozed you won. there for the phrase you snooze you lose isnt true all the time. if we further investigate into this concept it may cause the universe to collapse in on its self and if that where the case you snooze you lose would be true.


Holy shit....then it would be more like, "you snooze, you become the unmaker of the Universe...." :rolf

[Myles]

Myles - How far along has your HIV come in taking over your body and going into full blown AIDS?

Walker said you have AIDS.

Since yours is farther along i figure you should be able to answer your own question.

[jbiscuit]

You have met a nice girl that you really find attractive. You are a cheapass and a tightwad. You have $10 to spend on a date yet impress her enough with your thoughtfulness and charm to score a second date. Using the $10 and not a penny more, lay out the specifics to woo this young maiden

BCM Knowledge Kninjas will critique your plan

[Myles]

You have met a nice girl that you really find attractive. You are a cheapass and a tightwad. You have $10 to spend on a date yet impress her enough with your thoughtfulness and charm to score a second date. Using the $10 and not a penny more, lay out the specifics to woo this young maiden

BCM Knowledge Kninjas will critique your plan

chloroform.

[nismodave]

Does the gas in my car that I use to get over there and existing items I own count in this challenge?

What time of the year is it? Winter? Summer?

Too many variables here.

[jbiscuit]

Does the gas in my car that I use to get over there and existing items I own count in this challenge?

What time of the year is it? Winter? Summer?

Too many variables here.


assume you have gas in your car, clothing etc....just like a normal date. Feel free to create your own scenerio for the date. Make her wait till spring before you take her out if you like....Myles will be all up on her biscuits by then :thumbsup

[STANMAN]

Does Myles suffer from a raging case of Napolean syndrome, or is he just naturally ill tempered? Could we attach a laser beam onto his head for Dr. Evil???:rolf

[Myles]

Does Myles suffer from a raging case of Napolean syndrome, or is he just naturally ill tempered? Could we attach a laser beam onto his head for Dr. Evil???:rolf

This question has already been answered. Please learn2read

[STANMAN]

This question has already been answered. Please learn2read

Not the "laser" (imagine my fingers making the quotation marks) part:rolf

[Myles]

Not the "laser" (imagine my fingers making the quotation marks) part:rolf

bring me a laser beam to attach onto my head and you will shortly find your life to be non existent.

[STANMAN]

bring me a laser beam to attach onto my head and you will shortly find your life to be non existent.

Lasers are still way expensive and really huge, making me doubt the fact that someone of your stature could support one if I could, indeed, make such a purchase.

[Myles]

Lasers are still way expensive and really huge, making me doubt the fact that someone of your stature could support one if I could, indeed, make such a purchase.

working in construction most of my life my stature can lift quite alot of weight.

[Voodoo Chick]

You have met a nice girl that you really find attractive. You are a cheapass and a tightwad. You have $10 to spend on a date yet impress her enough with your thoughtfulness and charm to score a second date. Using the $10 and not a penny more, lay out the specifics to woo this young maiden

BCM Knowledge Kninjas will critique your plan


(Summer scenario) Go around your neighborhood beforehand, steal flowers out of your neighbors' gardens....make a big bouquet. Check around your area for free kittens, go get one. Take an old shoe lace, make a heart out of a post-it note, write "I Wuv you" on it, tie the shoe lace in a bow around kitty's neck, stick the heart-note to the bow. Buy a 99 cent card, write her a sappy poem. Go buy some cheap ass lunchmeat and some bread, a few apples, and a box of cheap cookies. Have a picnic in the park. This should all cost you aprroximately 5-10 dollars, depending on how cheap you can be. If all goes well, she'll think you're the sweetest guy on earth.

[Voodoo Chick]

working in construction most of my life my stature can lift quite alot of weight.


Hell, I saw a guy about my height (5'4) lift the entire backend of my husband's '59 Galaxie off the ground.....:stare Sometimes the shorter guys are scarily strong!!!

[Al]

Lasers are still way expensive and really huge, making me doubt the fact that someone of your stature could support one if I could, indeed, make such a purchase.

You can buy a lazer pen for 99 cents these days.

[BOSS LX]

You have met a nice girl that you really find attractive. You are a cheapass and a tightwad. You have $10 to spend on a date yet impress her enough with your thoughtfulness and charm to score a second date. Using the $10 and not a penny more, lay out the specifics to woo this young maiden

BCM Knowledge Kninjas will critique your plan

Buy 1 gallon of 116, and scare the shit out of her! This WILL NOT woo her, but it will be SO FUN!:headbang

[flyin_blue_egg]

this has to be one of the funniest threads i've ever read on this site

[Voodoo Chick]

It really is turning out to be one of the better ones.

[STANMAN]

working in construction most of my life my stature can lift quite alot of weight.

So the question becomes, could Myles physically support a laser capable of killing a person?

[Voodoo Chick]

So the question becomes, could Myles physically support a laser capable of killing a person?


I've never met him, but he seems pretty feisty.....I say yes, I think he could.

[SSDude]

So the question becomes, could Myles physically support a laser capable of killing a person?

Word has it he's a regular spankin Jedi knight with his light saber so Jill:thumbsup should be able to HANDle a laser no problem:rolf

[Myles]

My frequent masturbation does hone the skills needed to kill people with lasers.

[GRAMPS SS]

(Summer scenario) Go around your neighborhood beforehand, steal flowers out of your neighbors' gardens....make a big bouquet. Check around your area for free kittens, go get one. Take an old shoe lace, make a heart out of a post-it note, write "I Wuv you" on it, tie the shoe lace in a bow around kitty's neck, stick the heart-note to the bow. Buy a 99 cent card, write her a sappy poem. Go buy some cheap ass lunchmeat and some bread, a few apples, and a box of cheap cookies. Have a picnic in the park. This should all cost you aprroximately 5-10 dollars, depending on how cheap you can be. If all goes well, she'll think you're the sweetest guy on earth.

soooooo.this is what you do to wooooooo a female...very interesting.....yes..it is....:devil

and the answer yo roberts question....yes Myles could def handle the laser....but be careful for he may us it on your ass

[Ricky Bobby]

My frequent masturbation does hone the skills needed to kill people with lasers.

now if u could just stop shootin urself in the face you'll be all good :rolf

j/k :banana

[That_Guy]

So the question becomes, could Myles physically support a laser capable of killing a person?

what type of person like a midget, small child,teen,or full size adult.

[Myles]

what type of person like a midget, small child,teen,or full size adult.

I would be content with either of those.

[That_Guy]

I would be content with either of those.


well in that case will say its either a small child or a midget do to the fact large killer lazers are pretty front end heavy

[PureSound15]

(Summer scenario) Go around your neighborhood beforehand, steal flowers out of your neighbors' gardens....make a big bouquet. Check around your area for free kittens, go get one. Take an old shoe lace, make a heart out of a post-it note, write "I Wuv you" on it, tie the shoe lace in a bow around kitty's neck, stick the heart-note to the bow. Buy a 99 cent card, write her a sappy poem. Go buy some cheap ass lunchmeat and some bread, a few apples, and a box of cheap cookies. Have a picnic in the park. This should all cost you aprroximately 5-10 dollars, depending on how cheap you can be. If all goes well, she'll think you're the sweetest guy on earth.

So... do you eat the cat then, too? What goes well with cat? A1 steak sauce? And... do you skin the cat in front of her or go behind a tree?

There are a lot of cats in the world, I just never thought about using their protein to woo a lady.

[jbiscuit]

the thought behind 7390210's date idea is a good one. Very frugal and resourceful. A picnic in the park would earn brownie points for sure and it can be done on the cheap. The kitten is a nice touch also, though chances are if you told this girl you loved her on a first date, you might be taking the kitten home with you and eating your lunchmeat you picked up for dinner :rolf

[nismodave]

Pick her up at her house, 2 daisys in my hand. A nice but cheap flower. Lets say 2 bucks for both.

Open the door for her, as you must do all night be it car door or otherwise.

Depending on her approximate age, and her style of music she likes I have an album or mixed cd based in the deck of the car, cant be too romantic, a little upbeat. If she has lived in that area, I ask her about it, how long shes lived there, if she grew up there are any friends around......

I like to pick a woman up in the later afternnon, while some daylight is around, so we can go to a chosen park, and take a walk. During the walk I ask about ambtions, why a gal as beautiful as her is still single, etc. Perhaps before the date, she told me she was into ______. Well before hand I find a few things out about _______ and explain while I might not know alot about it, she should tell me about it because i find it very interesting. (Basically complete Bullshit)

So after the walk its a toss up. If we go down to the Lake, I would have a bottle of wine chilled, 2 glasses, a blanket and some candles. Or..

There is a good ice cream stand on the east side, and Im sure 8 bucks would cover the cost of 2 cones....

I usually like to keep the first date between 3-4 hours. Leaves them wanting more.

So I drop them off, the music in the car is more romantic. I usually like to go with Al Green. Good classic artist. The drop off you make SURE to walk them to the door, and depending on the Vibe, its optional to go for just the hug, or goodnight kiss.

A very Basic stratigy, and has served me well. :thumbsup And right around 10 bucks.

$2 flowers

$6 Ice Cream or $8 Bottle of wine

[STANMAN]

DISCLAIMER: I dated (later married obviously) my 1st wife from the time I was 16 until we divorced (I was 30), so my dating record leaves much to be desired. I wish I had followed Daves advice on my 1st "post divorce" blind date, because instead it went something like this:

Picked her up, and worried she may not fit in the Mustang (I am not small mind you, but I was comparatively). So, lesson learned there, get pic before set up.

Went for ice cream at Oscars, where apperantly I hadn't dialed down my charm machine (:rolf) enough, as she wanted to go to Paragon for drinks afterward. Mind you, I don't drink, and don't particularly care for bars. Lesson learned here: when you already know you aren't interested, just make the night end.

Go to Paragon for drinks, where she proceeds to put down beer like she was a college Beer Pong champion. End up closing the place. Lesson here was beer is cheap at Paragon, could be useful information in the future.:devil

SOOOOO, on to the ride home, where she talks endlessly about shit I couldn't care less about, at this point I am just trying to get the date over with. Get her to her APT, walk her to her door, where I get invited inside. Now mind you, I had been out of the dating scene for 15 years, and didn't know what she was really asking (friends at work later laughed at me while I told this story and was oblivious to what she wanted:rolf), but some primal instinct was screaming "NOOOOOO. RUN, RUN VERY FAST." So I excused myself because.....lesson learned, leave the car running if you need an excuse to leave in a hurry:thumbsup:rolf


So, question time, is it proper on a blind date to just turn and walk away the instant you know the person is not for you, or should you be polite (like I was) and go through with it anyway?

[Mr Twigbert]

ATM..... Ass to mouth... The only thing that should happen on a date.....

[That_Guy]

ATM..... Ass to mouth... The only thing that should happen on a date.....


hahahahahahahahah..:rolf

[srt4eh]

so wrong but so right

[Voodoo Chick]

So... do you eat the cat then, too? What goes well with cat? A1 steak sauce? And... do you skin the cat in front of her or go behind a tree?

There are a lot of cats in the world, I just never thought about using their protein to woo a lady.


Geez, man.....everyone knows kittens go best with any kind of Asian-inspired sauce. :rolleyes:

[michelle]

Pick her up at her house, 2 daisys in my hand. A nice but cheap flower. Lets say 2 bucks for both.

Open the door for her, as you must do all night be it car door or otherwise.

Depending on her approximate age, and her style of music she likes I have an album or mixed cd based in the deck of the car, cant be too romantic, a little upbeat. If she has lived in that area, I ask her about it, how long shes lived there, if she grew up there are any friends around......

I like to pick a woman up in the later afternnon, while some daylight is around, so we can go to a chosen park, and take a walk. During the walk I ask about ambtions, why a gal as beautiful as her is still single, etc. Perhaps before the date, she told me she was into ______. Well before hand I find a few things out about _______ and explain while I might not know alot about it, she should tell me about it because i find it very interesting. (Basically complete Bullshit)

So after the walk its a toss up. If we go down to the Lake, I would have a bottle of wine chilled, 2 glasses, a blanket and some candles. Or..

There is a good ice cream stand on the east side, and Im sure 8 bucks would cover the cost of 2 cones....

I usually like to keep the first date between 3-4 hours. Leaves them wanting more.

So I drop them off, the music in the car is more romantic. I usually like to go with Al Green. Good classic artist. The drop off you make SURE to walk them to the door, and depending on the Vibe, its optional to go for just the hug, or goodnight kiss.

A very Basic stratigy, and has served me well. :thumbsup And right around 10 bucks.

$2 flowers

$6 Ice Cream or $8 Bottle of wine

And we have a winner.

[Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay]

Dave, you smooth talker you

[lordairgtar]

Geez, man.....everyone knows kittens go best with any kind of Asian-inspired sauce. :rolleyes:
Unless of course they are sea kittens...then tartar sauce is good. If the sea kitten is sushi, then the Asian Wasabe sauce is required.

[0TransAm0]

why do dumbass people that you work with that have less senority than you(and have less needed job skills) and YOU got SAID person the job get promoted b4 you?????


I HATE MY ******* JOB AND MY BOSS!

[That_Guy]

why do dumbass people that you work with that have less senority than you(and have less needed job skills) and YOU got SAID person the job get promoted b4 you?????


I HATE MY ******* JOB AND MY BOSS!


he apparently can tongue balls better than you can

[0TransAm0]

he apparently can tongue balls better than you can

yea i guess so...maybee thats why he has been off on medical leave for the past 6 months.... apparently he hurt his back sucken somebody's cock..

[That_Guy]

yea i guess so...maybee thats why he has been off on medical leave for the past 6 months.... apparently he hurt his back sucken somebody's cock..

thats the spirit

[lordairgtar]

why do dumbass people that you work with that have less senority than you(and have less needed job skills) and YOU got SAID person the job get promoted b4 you?????


I HATE MY ******* JOB AND MY BOSS!
And this is why I never train people how to do my job...well...at least not in the correct manner.

[jbiscuit]

We should probably rename Rhode Island...this came courtesy of Crawlin....Its a shitty name for a state so who has some suggestions as to what should be done with it? I would also be OK with letting the state just become an entity of a really cool place like Nova Scotia. Let them have it.

[SSDude]

Call it "Dirty little shithole"

[GRAMPS SS]

let them have west allis as well...2 for 1 sale...

[RanJer]

And this is why I never train people how to do my job...well...at least not in the correct manner.

I'm the guy that was trained.. and after 5 months they laid off my trainer.. I now do his job and then some, and they just gave me a raise. In 6 months time, I've gained $5/hr. Meanwhile they laid off a guy that's been there 14 years...

[Yeehaw]

why is it people go to a parts store to get parts for their vehicle but cannot tell the counterman what the year make or model is (sorry had a bad ******* day haha)