News Flash

[Korndogg]

Subject: News Flash

NEWS FLASH!

Green Bay, WI - Thursday, October 31, 2005 -

Anthrax Scare At Lambeau Field

Green Bay Packers football practice was delayed nearly two hours today
after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on
the practice field. Head Coach Mike Sherman immediately suspended
practice while police and federal investigators were called to
investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the
white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely
to encounter the substance again.

[Lash]

lol...good 1

[Car Guy]

Now that is funny....!!!

[Teufelhunden]

lmao but sad

[Prince Valiant]

They better win when I go down to see them in atlanta this weekend.

[jbiscuit]

very fitting joke. Farve needs to retire after this season so they can clean house and start training a new QB to fill his shoes. Not cuz Farve is washed up but he has nothing to work with anymore. The rest of the season means nothing. They need to look forward to rebuilding during the off season and finding a guy to step up in place of Farve. He has tried his best to put points on the board but it doesn't matter if he doesn't have anyone to throw to

[wikked]

No no...
They just need to lose all the rest of the games, then pick up Reggie Bush (if the Texans don't equally suck that is) and then all Favre will have to do is hand-off for the next 10yrs and he can retire as the oldest player in the game :D

[jbiscuit]

bwaaa haaaa haaaa....I can see it, he's out on the field with a walker, ha ha ha ha!