The man loved his sports.... a little too much

[Crawlin]

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-cuddle05.html

[Al]

I heard about it on the radio a few days ago. I guess he bledgened her 90 times with the hammer.

Fish said that he could have gotten out of it by farting and pulling the sheets over for a Dutch oven.

[animal]

Maybe he just likes butt sex with male cellmates better?