Cleveland Dave
08-05-2005, 12:27 PM
funny craigslist posting...
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Hey there. I'm a 38 year old woman, never been married, no kids, haven't had sex in 15 years. I've been locked up under medium security and had no one visiting me. ****ing assholes finally let me out last week. It feels so good but also strange to be out and around other people, free to go where ever I want. Well, I can't leave California, but otherwise, free to go where ever I want.
You're probably wondering why I was in prison. Might as well get that out of the way, but it doesn't really matter. What does matter is that I got a hot, sexy ass and big bouncy titties. So have at me boys!
When I was 22 I caught my boyfriend cheatin on me. Walked in on him WITH MY SISTER. ****ing *****. So I plugged in my curling iron, waited til it got real hot, walked in there while they were ****ing, and beat n burnt em bloody. Told the police it was self defense, that I had been a battered woman, and that my sister and boyfriend had attacked me first, tryin to get me outta the picture, ya know? I guess it caused enough of that reasonable doubt ****, cause they found me guilty but only gave me 25 years. I got out early cause of my good behavior.
So yea, I killed my sister and my boyfriend. But like I said, I got great tits, and who doesn't want a strong woman who knows how to take care of herself?
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yup she is a keeper
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Hey there. I'm a 38 year old woman, never been married, no kids, haven't had sex in 15 years. I've been locked up under medium security and had no one visiting me. ****ing assholes finally let me out last week. It feels so good but also strange to be out and around other people, free to go where ever I want. Well, I can't leave California, but otherwise, free to go where ever I want.
You're probably wondering why I was in prison. Might as well get that out of the way, but it doesn't really matter. What does matter is that I got a hot, sexy ass and big bouncy titties. So have at me boys!
When I was 22 I caught my boyfriend cheatin on me. Walked in on him WITH MY SISTER. ****ing *****. So I plugged in my curling iron, waited til it got real hot, walked in there while they were ****ing, and beat n burnt em bloody. Told the police it was self defense, that I had been a battered woman, and that my sister and boyfriend had attacked me first, tryin to get me outta the picture, ya know? I guess it caused enough of that reasonable doubt ****, cause they found me guilty but only gave me 25 years. I got out early cause of my good behavior.
So yea, I killed my sister and my boyfriend. But like I said, I got great tits, and who doesn't want a strong woman who knows how to take care of herself?
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yup she is a keeper