USMARINE1108
07-30-2005, 12:06 AM
Ever wonder what goes on at some of the car forums...
Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
---The mullet is out of style?
---With 20,000 miles on it, I am burning more oil than what it is leaking, but it is still faster than a Mustang.
Mustang forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
--- Why I spent $45,000 modifying a $5 ,000 Ford!
Lincoln forum
--- What do you mean I paid an extra $15,000 for a Crown Victoria with a Lincoln emblem on it?
--- Need Advice: I went to trade in my 1 year old Lincoln today. I bought it for $55,000 and they are giving me $19,500. That will make me $27,000 upside down from what I owe. It only has 12,000 miles on it, what should I do?
--- What ever happened to the "scented body bag in the trunk" option?
Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
---Will 26 inch rims fit?
Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
--- How my ETs dropped after an engine swap with my lawnmower ?
Mitsubishi Eclipse forum
---Why didn't the performance stickers lower my ETs?
---This new 6ft wing really helps my grip!
VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
---What is there an picture of an engine flashing on my dashboard?
Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH
---Ahhhhh, $200 for an oil change, $4,000 for brakes!!!! (attached receipts)
Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
Lexus E300 - 330 forum
--- 200 reasons why it is not a Toyota Camry
BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
--- Brought my 2004 Cadillac back to the dealership for the 5th time. How does the Lemon Law work again? I think I apply. Never buying another GM.
--- AHHH - what do you mean my new Caddy will lose 1/2 its value within 6 months?
Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Hyundia forum
---What is a throw away car?
Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
The 350Z forum:
--- Why do other imports keep spanking me at red lights?
--- 10 reasons why the 350Z is the most elegant car on the road.
Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
---What do you mean this car is a Ford?
Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court.
How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
---What do you mean it is a Chrysler? What is a Chyrsler?
Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)
Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Saab forum
---Where do the skiis fit?
Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
---Honey, I beat another punk kid in an import today... I still have go it...
Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.
Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
SRT Forums
--- "Will this void my warranty"
RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.
DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me
Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?
---Burning a quart of oil every 1,000 miles is normal oil consumption?
Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
---The mullet is out of style?
---With 20,000 miles on it, I am burning more oil than what it is leaking, but it is still faster than a Mustang.
Mustang forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
--- Why I spent $45,000 modifying a $5 ,000 Ford!
Lincoln forum
--- What do you mean I paid an extra $15,000 for a Crown Victoria with a Lincoln emblem on it?
--- Need Advice: I went to trade in my 1 year old Lincoln today. I bought it for $55,000 and they are giving me $19,500. That will make me $27,000 upside down from what I owe. It only has 12,000 miles on it, what should I do?
--- What ever happened to the "scented body bag in the trunk" option?
Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
---Will 26 inch rims fit?
Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
--- How my ETs dropped after an engine swap with my lawnmower ?
Mitsubishi Eclipse forum
---Why didn't the performance stickers lower my ETs?
---This new 6ft wing really helps my grip!
VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
---What is there an picture of an engine flashing on my dashboard?
Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH
---Ahhhhh, $200 for an oil change, $4,000 for brakes!!!! (attached receipts)
Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
Lexus E300 - 330 forum
--- 200 reasons why it is not a Toyota Camry
BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
--- Brought my 2004 Cadillac back to the dealership for the 5th time. How does the Lemon Law work again? I think I apply. Never buying another GM.
--- AHHH - what do you mean my new Caddy will lose 1/2 its value within 6 months?
Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Hyundia forum
---What is a throw away car?
Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
The 350Z forum:
--- Why do other imports keep spanking me at red lights?
--- 10 reasons why the 350Z is the most elegant car on the road.
Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
---What do you mean this car is a Ford?
Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court.
How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
---What do you mean it is a Chrysler? What is a Chyrsler?
Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)
Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Saab forum
---Where do the skiis fit?
Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
---Honey, I beat another punk kid in an import today... I still have go it...
Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.
Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
SRT Forums
--- "Will this void my warranty"
RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.
DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me
Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?
---Burning a quart of oil every 1,000 miles is normal oil consumption?
Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!