The Top Four Ugliest Cars on the Road

[Syclone0044]

Not Work Safe... (so funny I laughed out loud, coarse language)

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=ugly_cars

This is one of the best sites I have ever read, but this piece on the Ugliest cars is particularly hilarious :rolf

Pontiac Aztek.. a car that Montezuma himself would be proud to drive. :rolf :goof :D I laughed for about 5 minutes when I read that.

[Cryptic]

:yawn: pretty old material

[Pig Pen]

maddux is the **** none the less though. He's wrong about Bumblebee being lame, he's soooo not.

"Bumblebee's sole purpose in the show was to run around and shove his fist up people's asses while their backs were turned. Maybe that wasn't his goal verbatim, but the fact remains: nobody knew what Bumblebee's real purpose was other than getting in the way of the most badass Transformer ever (next to Unicron): Star Scream.

Oh yeah, about the Avalanche: it's a piece of ****, and the type of people who would drive it are the same type of people who spend their Saturday nights changing their corn pads while listening to country music, which also happens to suck rhinoceros ****, but not as much as the Chevy Avalanche."

[Syclone0044]

Alright I'm in tears after reading this one... On another page, "Maddox" has "A Tribute To Real Men"..... http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=real_men Here is an excerpt:


Aron Ralston:

If you're asking yourself "who the hell is Aron Ralston," you'd better step back and re-evaluate your life right now. Ralston, the living legend, was hiking up a cliff in southern Utah (probably to do something manly like take a leak off of it), when a giant boulder fell on him, pinning his arm against the ground. Most people would have just died, but did he surrender his life to a mere giant life-threatening boulder? Hell no. He just kept getting angrier and angrier until he finally CUT OFF HIS ARM WITH A DULL KNIFE. This after he literally chiseled away at the bone so he could snap his arm off and free himself from underneath the rock. Yes, you read that correctly, he cut off his own arm with a dull pocket knife.

Since I don't have any credible sources of what happened next, I'm going to go off of the next best thing: hearsay and rumor. After he cut off his arm, he jumped off the cliff and broke his fall with his face, just because he's that tough. Then he got ambushed by a tribe of angry Indians, caught an arrow in his heart, pulled it out and killed all the warriors with it. On his way back a buffalo crossed his path so what did Ralston do? He head-butt it to death, then he found its offspring and broke their ribs just for pissing him off. Then he chopped down a tree with his undoubtedly large penis, built a raft out of it and rafted down the green river. That's the damn truth--more or less. Aron Ralston is a real man and one tough son of a b!tch. He deserves utmost respect for being such a badass.

:rolf :rolf :thumbsup :goof

[Jsho13]

I like the avalanche . . . . I can't believe that the buick rendevous didnt make that list

[Pig Pen]

Read the new one about the comic book covers. I damn near piddled myself on the first break down of the first comic!!!

[sriddccrocks]

haha element, i hate those things, y didnt the scion's make it, and i agree on the buick not makin it

[animal]

I've been reading that site since 2002 or so, his newest stuff isn't near as good as his old stuff but still damn funny.

[theavenger333]

I've been reading that site since 2002 or so, his newest stuff isn't near as good as his old stuff but still damn funny.
:werd: i found his sight senior year of high school in drafting class, hes not as good anymore, nor does he post as much, but its still funny. i have read the I'm Better than your kids post about 50 times and i still cry laughing

[Milw96Cobra]

2003 called, it wants it's Maddox rant back.
:slap

[HITMAN]

i have read the I'm Better than your kids post about 50 times and i still cry laughing

Agreed! That could be the funniest stuff I've ever read... :rolf :rolf :rolf