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BadAzzGTA89
03-05-2005, 09:25 AM
The F-body Prayer


Dear God, I thank thee for the car thou hast placed beside me.
I pray that all eight LT-1 cylinders doest fire.
Grant my transmission the strength of ten thousand that it doest not fail.
Forgive me if I hast piped my enemy in vain, for my foot is sometimes eager.
Once I win the race thou hast provided, give me strength to not use my flashers in a manner that would not please you, for I know the enemy is weak and hast only 4.6 liters.
I pray for my enemy Lord that he shall convert and leave his old ways of Ford Ricer driving.
I pray this so my enemy may live a joyful life with much rubber smoke and bountiful horsepower.
Thank you Lord once more for the F-body, which is proven once more. Amen

SloFarmTruck
03-05-2005, 11:06 AM
I guess they need all the help they can get. :devil

Crawlin
03-05-2005, 11:21 AM
I guess they need all the help they can get. :devil


BWAHAHAHA, ****** LT1's

SlowStee
03-05-2005, 05:40 PM
I guess were gonna see soon arent we :devil

A B4C Z
03-11-2005, 12:50 AM
LT1s-One word. SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOW.

SlowStee
03-11-2005, 03:45 AM
Whats with all the LT1 hate :puppyeyes

A B4C Z
03-12-2005, 03:02 PM
I had one....then got a LS1. Belive me. Ls1 car as mine is at least no cats a lid and loudmouth. Hung with my old car that had heads, cam, longtubes, and all those other silly bolt ons.

SlowStee
03-12-2005, 03:09 PM
I had one....then got a LS1. Belive me. Ls1 car as mine is at least no cats a lid and loudmouth. Hung with my old car that had heads, cam, longtubes, and all those other silly bolt ons.
Silly bolt-ons huh :confused

You guys are funny :thumbsup