BWHAHAAH Read this one!!

[BAD LS1]

http://www.car-accidents.com/pages/accident_story/11-18-04.html

Well this is not good to start with, I had bought this car on the 26 th of april at 7:15 pm and then it all happend.... i was playing around with it in longbranch, wa ...on my way home at about 7:15 pm a dumb fat 19yr old female pulled out in front of me when i was going 55mph...she never stoped at the stop sign and was racing her bro that had already went across. well i hit her in the door and lost my car all in 24 hrs.....it had about $7,000 in to it after i bought it like some profmance parts put me at about 716 hspower and about 1.9 0-60mph and at 3.75 on the .25 mile (210mph) estematedby machine. I WAS MAD!!!!! and they paid hardley any money back to me!!! Next car is a hummer (MAybe I WILL DRIVE AWAY FROM THIS ONE)?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

:rolf :rolf :rolf 0-60 1.9 sec!?! what a tool!!!

[Flight_740]

Wow, those are good times on a factory intake. :wooo :loser :rolf

[BAD LS1]

The dealer plate, stock intercooler, and wheels really make it a sleeper! :alcoholic

[SSmike1]

wow wee
716HP
215MPH
:wooo

dang, and i thought the camaro/vettes were fast!
:headbang

[SmokinRAM114]

can we find out names so we can KO the little $h!t bag

[fireguyrick]

Only 7K to get a 04/05 WRX to 716 hp LMAO, to get a STi to ~500chp it is about 8K. Not to mention the 3.75 1320 time estimated by machine......The fastest WRX in the WORLD only runs low 8's. In fact the fast AWD car in the world runs 7's (HKS R33 Skyline GT-R).

What a tool. I certainly hope that was a giant joke.

Rick

[v6camarogrl]

HAHA, I wanna see a pic of the back since he must have a hell of alot of stickers back there to make 716 hp!! ;)

[Brian98GTP]

Is it even POSSIBLE to do $7K worth of mods to a WRX within 24 hours????

:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

I also hope it is a joke....

But,.............................................. .........





.....there ARE some stupid mother-fvckers out there........ :wow

[SupraMan]

I heard L.E.D exhaust tips add 500 horsepower :loser :headbang :banana

[Al]

Mabey he wanted some extra insurance money.

[Knyghtmare]

I thought Jake only liked Neons? :confused

[jbiscuit]

hey, I have stock intake :goof

[DirtyMax]

3.75 1/4 mile. :thumbsup

[jbiscuit]

here is how to spend $7k on a WRX in 24 hours:

Tornado supercharger: $59
turbo-back exhaust with 3 tips: $1100
UTEC piggy back: $999
tuning the UTEC yourself in a school zone: free
Monster Tach: $149
LED washer nozzles: $39
Installation fee for washer nozzles: $80
Racer GTII Spec V 20" triple chrome plated wheels: $1400
Shark Type R Spec III Version SS Body kit: $800
new clutch: $375
new trans: $2700
Krylon primer for body kit: $40
H&R race springs: $300
duct tape: $50
1 jack stand: $12
Ultra Sound Type R blow off valve: $250
Type R floor mats: $39

TOTAL:$7,000.00

these are obviously the mods he had on the car cuz the amount comes out to $7K exact

:rolf

[wikked]

HAHA, I wanna see a pic of the back since he must have a hell of alot of stickers back there to make 716 hp!! ;)

says the girl with clear tails on a camaro :devil

*runs*
:goof

[v6camarogrl]

says the girl with clear tails on a camaro :devil

*runs*
:goof

I'll have you know that the altezzas haven't been on my car since July, so ha!!

And tails are much different than stickers.... stickers are pure rice :rice
I know my car is slow and I don't try and hide it

[wikked]

hehe, just pokin fun =Þ
and :thumbsup on the removal anyway =]

[v6camarogrl]

Well I was thinkin of putting them back on, they aren't that horrible are they?? The stock tails stick out cuz they're the only thing not chrome, red, or black on my car.....

And just for the record, my car is getting faster by the month....

[DocDave]

3.75 1/4 mile. :thumbsup
Thank you. I thought I was the only one that noticed that. The fool obviously has no idea how fast 3.75 in the ¼ mile is. Even if that’s an eighth mile time we are still talking pro-stock door slammer times here! I doubt he was totally innocent in the whole thing either. 55 mph when he hit, probably coming down from 90!
MORON. :durr

[Flight_740]

Probably not even his car actually. It sounds like some kid was bored so he found a picture on the net to talk about. :goof