Army truck Stuck!

[ChevelleBabe88]

YAY! the Army Truck is Stuck!! :mad: in a hole down by our river, the hole is about the size of a Mini-Cooper...i wish the digital camera would focking work...grrr. but anyways i was driving it and my dad thought that it was dry down there, well the grass is about 7 feet tall and because the grass isn't cut it's still wet. The dirt is up to the bumper and up to the steps on the side it's in there pretty damn good! We are gonna see tomorrow if we can hook the winch up to 2 trees and get it out the thing is the winch lever is under the front of the truck and i don't think we can get under it. :stare other wise my option was to dig the Biatch out...that might take a while though. :goof but i'll tell all ya'll what ends up happening tomorrow...

[PonyKiller87]

Sounds like you need a Hemtt wrecker now to help you out(thats what the army would use to get it out) I would help you out but I dont think they would be happy with me if I borrowed it, lol

[MoreTorque]

Give this guy a call:
http://www.diesel-central.com/Video/Movies/cynthiana-Ky-open/cynthokentcrowder.wmv

:rockwoot:

[GTSLOW]

Sounds like you need a Hemtt wrecker now to help you out(thats what the army would use to get it out) I would help you out but I dont think they would be happy with me if I borrowed it, lol


That would be a good choice, I know a Recovery MTV wouldnt cut it. But honestly I think it would be much better if a M88 was used :D

http://www.armorinaction.com/Hercules-M88-2.jpg

[ChevelleBabe88]

Thanks Guys...and i don't think "borowing" a hemit would fly... :-P we r just gonna use the winch i guess.works for me! :)

[PonyKiller87]

96S10,

Thats what I used to drive, well the old version of the M88. But then I switched to a DS unit and I do more wheel stuff than track.


Intel,

That truck in the vid is pretty impressive. But Axel to axel the hemtt would kick its ass. M984E1 weighs just short of 50,000lbs, and will tow another one just like it at 60 mph as long as you keep fuel in it. Lock it down in Low Range, 8 wheel drive and it would pull that sled anywhere it wanted to, no mater what the sled operator did to it.

[ChevelleBabe88]

Well The Beast is still stuck!! :yawn: the winch is hooked up to a huge willow tree but one of the pinions on the winch broke... :fire i say this calls for Time and alcohol :alcoholic that'll Git-R-Done!well now it is yet again tomorrows project... :yawn:

[Prince Valiant]

:fire i say this calls for Time and alcohol :alcoholic that'll Git-R-Done!: Not at your age it doesn't :goof

[GTSLOW]

Oh god yes!!! A hemtt in low will pull anything anywhere period!! Specially with that 12.01L S/C'd, T/C'd, Aftercooled engine!!!!!

[ChevelleBabe88]

Not at your age it doesn't :goof
At my dads it happens a lot :-P

[SlowStee]

At my dads it happens a lot :-P
awesome parenting :punch:

[Al]

If all else fails, buy a mile of some strong rope and a compound winch. Make sure that you get one with lots of pullis so you can multiply your strength. It'll take some time, but you can git er done.

[ChevelleBabe88]

awesome parenting :punch:

Hell Yeah it is! and no punching hey im at home not out at a party or anything.

[ChevelleBabe88]

well it's still down there all alone :crying the way we hooked the winch up is we put it around a tree and then brought the cable back to the truck and hooked it up for more strength. here is a picture i took of it stuck... :puppyeyes http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/12/web/636000-636999/636124_122_full.jpg

[SlowStee]

well it's still down there all alone :crying the way we hooked the winch up is we put it around a tree and then brought the cable back to the truck and hooked it up for more strength. here is a picture i took of it stuck... :puppyeyes http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/12/web/636000-636999/636124_122_full.jpg
cot dayum!

[ChevelleBabe88]

yeah i know u should see the focking hole its in!! :wooo

[SlowStee]

yeah i know u should see the focking hole its in!! :wooo
way to go! :D

[Scales]

YAY! the Army Truck is Stuck!! :mad: in a hole down by our river,

Is that anything like the van down by the river I live in?? :goof

[PonyKiller87]

What, it wont just drive out of there? lol

[Corvette Jabo]

YAY! the Army Truck is Stuck!! :mad: in a hole down by our river, the hole is about the size of a Mini-Cooper...i wish the digital camera would focking work...grrr. but anyways i was driving it and my dad thought that it was dry down there, well the grass is about 7 feet tall and because the grass isn't cut it's still wet. The dirt is up to the bumper and up to the steps on the side it's in there pretty damn good! We are gonna see tomorrow if we can hook the winch up to 2 trees and get it out the thing is the winch lever is under the front of the truck and i don't think we can get under it. :stare other wise my option was to dig the Biatch out...that might take a while though. :goof but i'll tell all ya'll what ends up happening tomorrow...

Can you tell me exactly where this truck is stuck?
Jabo

[Teufelhunden]

Can you tell me exactly where this truck is stuck?
Jabo


:rolf :rolf :rolf

[ChevelleBabe88]

Can you tell me exactly where this truck is stuck?
Jabo

Yeah in our yard by our river in swamp mudd.

[ChevelleBabe88]

What, it wont just drive out of there? lol

No it won't because it's swamp mudd no hard bottom to it at all no traction nothing...

[ChevelleBabe88]

oh yeah it has sunk in even more beacause of the rain...and one of Jason's friends is gonna try and get it out with this big ass tractor from his work. Not all that sure exactly what kind of tractor...

[ChevelleBabe88]

Sounds sad doesn't it? a tractor pulling out a army truck i don't think its gonna work though... :stare we'll see i guess

[Teufelhunden]

Sounds sad doesn't it? a tractor pulling out a army truck i don't think its gonna work though... :stare we'll see i guess

get pics of that too. :)

[Corvette Jabo]

I want to buy it, Cheap

[Corvette Jabo]

I will have to make some room in the garage, fun, fun, fun!

[Corvette Jabo]

No it won't because it's swamp mudd no hard bottom to it at all no traction nothing...


If you see him tell him I will give him a $1,000 for it

[ChevelleBabe88]

:rolf Bwhahahahahahaha...that's funny! My dad bought the army truck a year ago and he is never gonna sell that thing EVER! We got it from Oshkosh Trucks where they get old army trucks and restore them and sell them to cilvilians, it is right before the airport.U can get one there! :thumbsup


If you see him tell him I will give him a $1,000 for it

:goof :goof :goof

[ChevelleBabe88]

get pics of that too. :)

I'll try i don't know when this is gonna be though but hopefully soon!i'll have to swipe my moms camaera again i guess... :thumbsup

[69Chevelle]

Sounds like fun.

[SMS 1]

I'll try i don't know when this is gonna be though but hopefully soon!i'll have to swipe my moms camaera again i guess... :thumbsup
I think it's time you git yur own cam little missy!!!


I mean if U gunna be the photog an all!

Just messin w/ya. Where is the thing at? If it's close I might be able to stop on out for a photo session or 2?!

[ChevelleBabe88]

I think it's time you git yur own cam little missy!!!


I mean if U gunna be the photog an all!

Just messin w/ya. Where is the thing at? If it's close I might be able to stop on out for a photo session or 2?!

Yeah i want my own camera!!LOL i keep tellin my dad Christmas and birthday presant right there!! LOL

it is at my dad's house in dousman...in our back yard pretty much lol.we r getting it out tomorrow :thumbsup with a john deer tractor!! Git er Done! :-P

Come on out!! :cool2:

[69Chevelle]

What model Johnny? :3gears:

[ChevelleBabe88]

What model Johnny? :3gears:

Not sure...but he hasn't come out here yet ta git-er out cuz they are gettin corn i don't think it'll be today :puppyeyes

[BAD LS1]

*puts cowboy hat on with mullet attachment* "in best billy ray cyrus voice" and i says:

"You guys are gunna need one of them there Case maxum's or an MF'er or a AGCO none of this green crap to get that biotch out, with a cat bulldozer hooked up to them all at once outta git'er out easily" :rolf :rolf :rolf

[Knyghtmare]

YeeeeeHaaawwwwwww :guns1

[indyzmike]

Make sure they have a chainsaw. The truck is sure to have grown some huge roots by now. Gotta saw em off to get it out.

[Corvette Jabo]

Ok, th weekend has passed. Is he still stuck?

[ChevelleBabe88]

yeah it is, hopefully we r getting it out today.

[Silver350]

This thread is pretty funny if you think of it as watching some sort of Super hero cartoon.

Will the dinamic dual get the truck out before hundreds of orfines starve to death? Tune in next time

[jbiscuit]

its more like the homepage of Ask Jeeves when it comes to trying to figure out your posts Scott...

"Jeeves...what is an orfine?"

Jeeves reply:
An orfine is a form of ranking for a female. A phrase that has become a word in this instance. A slang phrase used to describe the physical appearance of a girl. For instance, one guys says to his friend, "man I was drunk last night off all that Zima...I don't remember what the chick looked like that I was making out with. Was she just OK orfine?"

[Silver350]

LOL I ment the a poor little kid. I really need to start reading the dictionary and learn how to spell LOL

[Teufelhunden]

Hey yellow wagon you could have a field day with some of scottie K's posts...

[SMS 1]

its more like the homepage of Ask Jeeves when it comes to trying to figure out your posts Scott...

"Jeeves...what is an orfine?"

Jeeves reply:
An orfine is a form of ranking for a female. A phrase that has become a word in this instance. A slang phrase used to describe the physical appearance of a girl. For instance, one guys says to his friend, "man I was drunk last night off all that Zima...I don't remember what the chick looked like that I was making out with. Was she just OK orfine?"

"I don't car who ya are thats fu-nnny right they-ar" :rolf

[Corvette Jabo]

I want that truck! I am going to park it in my driveway and piss my neighbor off.

Can you give me an address where I can see this truck?

[Cryptic]

why is this thread still alive?

[PonyKiller87]

Jabo,

Its not all that hard to get a 2.5 ton or any other older military truck. Your going to have to spend more than $1000 espicaly if you want one that is in halfway decent shape. They are auctioned off at DRMO sites all over the country. There are also companys that sell refurbished ones that are in better shape but sell for $5-10k. Do a search on yahoo for DRMO and Military surplus and you will find a ton of stuff.

Oh yeah, the hard part of buying one is getting it home. they weigh to much to tow with a normal truck so if its not driveable you need a tractor trailer or something.

[Prince Valiant]

why is this thread still alive?
because we keep replying. Now stop :goof I mean it.

[Yooformula]

This is the first time I am reading this post and I cant believe the sh|t is still alive! :rolf Cool truck though. Cant you just hook up another truck to it and pull it out. I bet Brandon's truck would pull that ***** out. :rockwoot: Hell between his and mine we'd git r done.

[Corvette Jabo]

[QUOTE=PonyKiller87]Jabo,

Its not all that hard to get a 2.5 ton or any other older military truck.

I have seen them on the web and I do appreciate the help. I thought maybe this guy was pissed off enough at the truck and just wanted to get rid of it.

You know how it is when you put a ton of hours on your car or truck and you break one more thing and it just about puts you over the edge.

And I hope this thread lives until the truck makes it out!!

LONG LIVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!

[MoreTorque]

I just want to see some diesel smoke when the tractor is pulling that thing out :)

I probablly would have a shot if I could get traction.

[Teufelhunden]

What ever became of this? :confused

Update needed.....