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lotsals1
08-04-2011, 09:18 PM
Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." When Welfare was introduced, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land to China.

Firefighter Z
08-04-2011, 10:57 PM
That sounds about right.... LOL

04_GTO_Jimbo
08-14-2011, 06:58 PM
awesome. Very true.

03Seville
08-16-2011, 12:39 PM
soooooooo true!