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michelle
03-22-2011, 06:37 AM
This woman crashed a car with 54 bags of heroin in her ******
Matt Hardigree — This is Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania. Police found — upon searching her after finding a connection with a minor burglary — 54 bags of heroin, cash, empty bags and assorted sundry pills in her ******.
Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania could be a character on The Office — if they had a character who stuffs 54 bags of heroin, cash, empty bags, and pills in her ****** and then crashes a car. Bloated much?

Mackaliunas was about to be released after a car crash earlier this month when police connected her with a minor burglary at a local hotel.

After a search police found three bags of heroin on her, but that's not all she had on her (in her?). While being driven to the police station an officer noticed Mackaliunas was fidgeting. After a more thorough search a struggle ensued and the suspect asked to speak to an officer and admitted she had more. Inside her ******.

The total take was 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags, eight-and-a-half prescription pills, and $51.22 in cash. There are so many questions here. What's with the half-a-pill? Why not just carry the empty bags in your jacket and put the rest of the heroin in your lady business? Doesn't have a purse or a wallet?

She's been charged with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.


http://jalopnik.com/#!5784098/this-woman-crashed-a-car-with-54-bags-of-heroin-in-her-vagina

TheRX7Project
03-22-2011, 06:39 AM
Notice there were only 3 OUTSIDE her vagina! Like a pencil down a hallway!

michelle
03-22-2011, 06:42 AM
And because ya'll like yo picturrrs.

http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2011/03/heroin_woman.jpg
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2011/03/after_photo.jpg

tommyt5078
03-22-2011, 11:20 AM
Wow

Car Guy
03-22-2011, 02:59 PM
Imagine that, another 'duck face' pose......:chair:

Waver
03-22-2011, 04:15 PM
she looks like a slut

Voodoo
03-22-2011, 04:53 PM
she looks like a slut

How do you think she got the money for the heroin? ;)

Waver
03-22-2011, 04:55 PM
How do you think she got the money for the heroin? ;)
How do you think her vajayjay got that way?

badass88gt
03-22-2011, 05:11 PM
How do you think her vajayjay got that way?


I wonder if she's single?:licky

Exitspeed
03-22-2011, 05:20 PM
There's always da butt.

lordairgtar
03-22-2011, 05:36 PM
Been wondering why my Heroin was a bit....musky!

lordairgtar
03-22-2011, 05:43 PM
Hey Michelle, could be an interesting math question. How many square centimeters does 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags, eight-and-a-half prescription pills, and $51.22 in cash, require? Just don't use this one in your class.:devil