badass88gt
03-18-2011, 01:09 AM
For his birthday, little Joey asked for a 10-speed bicycle..
His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joey heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Joey told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you
telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because
she was coming too.' And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no damn bike!
His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joey heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Joey told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you
telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because
she was coming too.' And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no damn bike!