badass88gt
03-07-2011, 08:56 PM
A funny thread I saw on the Bullet...
Dear 2010
So, I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends? Come on now.
Sincerely, Anonymous.
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say "I don't know, let's Yahoo it!"Just sayin'...
Sincerely, Google
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, Black people
Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Asians,
At least wear name tags or something...
Sincerely, The Rest Of The World
Dear Michael Jackson,
You really should have became a Catholic Priest. The pay isn't great, but the benefits....
Sincerely, The Pope
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely, Stevie Wonder
Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World
Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely, United States
Dear Nazis,
You did what?!?!?! I said I hate JUICE!!
Sincerely, Adolph Hitler
Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerly, Parents Everywhere
Dear Anne Frank,
Two can play this game....
Sincerely, Waldo
Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely, Superman
Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
Dear Americans,
I'm sorry, did you just insult us? I couldn't hear you over my health care benefits.
Sincerely, Canadians
Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore
Dear Santa,
How did you get away with the kids sitting on your lap trick?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol
Dear Mr. Gump
WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
Sincerely, Jenny
Dear Haiti ,
Is it too early to ask what's shakin'?
Sincerely, Seriously Going To Hell
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream.... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio
Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely, The Mayans
Dear Snooki,
GET BACK TO WORK!
Sincerely, Willy Wonka
Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely, Native Americans
Dear Twihards,
If he sparkles, he's probably one of ours
Sincerely, Gay Men Of America
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely, Every iPhone User
Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
Sincerely, Terrified
Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore
Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely, Elephant
Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely, Dr. Pepper
Dear 2010
So, I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends? Come on now.
Sincerely, Anonymous.
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say "I don't know, let's Yahoo it!"Just sayin'...
Sincerely, Google
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, Black people
Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Asians,
At least wear name tags or something...
Sincerely, The Rest Of The World
Dear Michael Jackson,
You really should have became a Catholic Priest. The pay isn't great, but the benefits....
Sincerely, The Pope
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely, Stevie Wonder
Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World
Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely, United States
Dear Nazis,
You did what?!?!?! I said I hate JUICE!!
Sincerely, Adolph Hitler
Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerly, Parents Everywhere
Dear Anne Frank,
Two can play this game....
Sincerely, Waldo
Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely, Superman
Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
Dear Americans,
I'm sorry, did you just insult us? I couldn't hear you over my health care benefits.
Sincerely, Canadians
Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore
Dear Santa,
How did you get away with the kids sitting on your lap trick?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol
Dear Mr. Gump
WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
Sincerely, Jenny
Dear Haiti ,
Is it too early to ask what's shakin'?
Sincerely, Seriously Going To Hell
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream.... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio
Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely, The Mayans
Dear Snooki,
GET BACK TO WORK!
Sincerely, Willy Wonka
Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely, Native Americans
Dear Twihards,
If he sparkles, he's probably one of ours
Sincerely, Gay Men Of America
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely, Every iPhone User
Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
Sincerely, Terrified
Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore
Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely, Elephant
Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely, Dr. Pepper