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04_GTO_Jimbo
02-06-2011, 05:07 PM
Why are they changing Jay Cutlers name to 50 cent? Cause you can only get two quarters out of him...

Just heard it on tv, and just bout died. Could be the beer talking as well, but who cares. Go Packers!!!

TransAm12sec
02-08-2011, 03:49 PM
What's the difference between Jay Cutler and a dollar?

You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

WI_Dave
02-09-2011, 06:46 AM
The Chicago Bears' head coach, Lovie Smith, clearly upset about the
Bears' recent loss to the Packers, decides to find out from Mike
McCarthy what his secret is. So Lovie travels up to a Packer practice
and asks McCarthy, "Coach, how is it that your team is so good?
What's your secret?"

Coach McCarthy responds by calling Aaron Rodgers over. "A-Rod, who's
your father's brother's nephew?" Rodgers answers, "Why, Coach, that's
easy. It's me."

McCarthy turns to Lovie and says, "That's the secret. A smart
quarterback. You've got to have a smart quarterback."

Thinking he's finally got all the tools he needs, Lovie returns to
Chicago and the Bears' practice. He promptly calls over Jay Cutler.
"Cutler! Who's your father's brother's nephew?" Jay looks perplexed,
thinks a minute and says, "Coach, can I get back to you after practice
on that one?" Smith says, "OK."

During practice, Cutler calls over Devin Hester. "Devin, coach just
asked me the weirdest question. Who's your father's brother's nephew?"
Hester replies, "Duh! That's easy! It's me!"

After practice, Cutler catches up with Lovie. "Coach! I think I've
got it. My father's brother's nephew is Devin Hester!"

Lovie yells, "No, no, NO, you idiot! It's Aaron Rodgers!"

04_GTO_Jimbo
02-09-2011, 08:33 PM
LAMO thats awesome!!

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02-10-2011, 08:01 PM
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