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badass88gt
09-29-2010, 03:35 PM
What would it be? I was driving down the road thinking how cool it would be to do porn with some hot skanks and I got to thinking of porn names. I think I would use Tommy Ronghole. Otherwise there are the classics like Mike Honcho, Tom Hung and if those are taken I would use my last choice, Mike Cooper.

What would you pick?
0TransAm0
09-29-2010, 04:39 PM
lol @ mike cooper.
xFullThrottlex
09-29-2010, 05:13 PM
i think the rule of thumb is your first name and the street you grew up on
JaMichaels
09-29-2010, 05:16 PM
Dick Dragon or Max Buttram..
SmokinRAM114
09-29-2010, 05:35 PM
i think the rule of thumb is your first name and the street you grew up on

mine would be Chris Woods... to close to tiger :rolf
JaMichaels
09-29-2010, 05:47 PM
It's actually supposed to be your first pets name and the street you grew up on.. Making me Mario 115th..?
Korndogg
09-29-2010, 05:54 PM
Well if its your first pet and street name mine would be ...


Willie Howell.... bahah
Crawlin
09-29-2010, 05:57 PM
Niya Swartz would be pet/street name, but was a female dog.... sooooo second pet...

Odie Swartz (like O.D. Schwartz) I see your schwartz is as big as mine
badass88gt
09-29-2010, 05:58 PM
Lol@ Max Buttram.

If I use the pet/street mine would be Charlie Rodney, if I use the first pet I remember from childhood it's even worse, Buffy Rodney, lol.
fivonut
09-29-2010, 06:06 PM
What would it be? I was driving down the road thinking how cool it would be to do porn with some hot skanks and I got to thinking of porn names. I think I would use Tommy Ronghole. Otherwise there are the classics like Mike Honcho, Tom Hung and if those are taken I would use my last choice, Mike Cooper.

What would you pick?

Heywood Jablowme
JaMichaels
09-29-2010, 06:13 PM
Lol@ Max Buttram.

If I use the pet/street mine would be Charlie Rodney, if I use the first pet I remember from childhood it's even worse, Buffy Rodney, lol.


Max Buttram is actually a celebrity's name, Maxwell "Pat" Buttram better know as Mr. Haney on Green Acres, has a very distinguishing voice that most would recognize.. Could you imagine being him as a kid?
moels
09-29-2010, 07:21 PM
Pet/street name = Duffy Hollybrook
Monstr913
09-29-2010, 07:50 PM
pet/street name= Dunkel Leroy yea i'd go far
spooln30
09-29-2010, 07:52 PM
Cody Pine. Don't think that would be a good porn name. LOL
Red97GTP
09-29-2010, 08:06 PM
Gizmo 49 for me.
UnderPSI
09-29-2010, 08:07 PM
Bart Orchard??
0TransAm0
09-29-2010, 08:22 PM
had a parrot named Buster. street was white birch. so "Buster white birch"
Car Guy
09-29-2010, 08:45 PM
Dirk Diggler.....:Hump
Reverend Cooper
09-29-2010, 08:55 PM
Richard Goezinya
GHOSST
09-29-2010, 09:15 PM
It's actually supposed to be your first pets name and the street you grew up on.. Making me Mario 115th..?

Jewel Richards for me. Could be decent with a twist,

Jewelz Richards. :headbang
BR3W CITY
09-29-2010, 09:18 PM
hmm, Kid Taff (FFat Dik bakwards)

Street/pet would be Drama St Monica
GHOSST
09-29-2010, 09:39 PM
Drama St Monica

Now thats not a bad female porn name. :thumbsup
VroomPshhTsi
09-29-2010, 10:21 PM
i think the rule of thumb is your first name and the street you grew up on

Mine would be Brian Hi-Knoll lol

Mario Hilltop? :goof
lordairgtar
09-29-2010, 10:44 PM
I'm not using the name/sreet rule because shep 31 just doesn't cut it. I choose Doctor Tongue!!! Yeah, I gotz skilz
WI_Dave
09-30-2010, 06:44 AM
It's actually supposed to be your first pets name and the street you grew up on.. Making me Mario 115th..?


I thought that was for stripper names:rolf


My current pet/street could be Tank Norwood
GHOSST
09-30-2010, 07:12 AM
http://gangstaname.com/en/names/generate --- Porn name generator. has gay ass ads.. be quick!

Javier Darkholer, I like.
BadAzzGTA89
09-30-2010, 07:16 AM
http://gangstaname.com/en/names/generate --- Porn name generator. has gay ass ads.. be quick!

Javier Darkholer, I like.
Rubba-Lipped Couch Bouncer
TheRX7Project
09-30-2010, 08:15 AM
pet / street = Reggie Rosedale (actually pretty good)

Mike Oxbig...
PureSound15
09-30-2010, 08:26 AM
Dr. Longrod
Exitspeed
09-30-2010, 09:14 AM
My name IS Mel Russell the Love Muscle.
jimez1
09-30-2010, 09:34 AM
Smokey Grange would be the pet/street name. I like Howie Feltersnatch though.
nismodave
09-30-2010, 09:56 AM
Mike Pooper
william schlosser
09-30-2010, 10:59 AM
Pet/street name = Poopsie LaSalle.
SMOKDU
09-30-2010, 04:54 PM
Pet/street name

peppe woodward
Gregor
09-30-2010, 06:40 PM
My wife's porn name is the best is Skyler Dakota.
Voodoo Chick
09-30-2010, 09:03 PM
Pet/street
Chewbacca Arctic, so NO, that wouldn't work.....However, I work for a rather large shipping company, and some of the names we've seen on the packages have been interesting to say the least, among the most memorable: "Nasty Bigguns" "Nice Wanger" "Hung Dong" "Irene Beaver" and my personal fav, "Dick Doom."
STANMAN
09-30-2010, 09:18 PM
http://gangstaname.com/en/names/generate --- Porn name generator. has gay ass ads.. be quick!

Javier Darkholer, I like.

Lumpy Heavy Nuts:rolf
GHOSST
09-30-2010, 11:30 PM
My wife's porn name is the best is Skyler Dakota.

Your wife is a porn star?
lilws6
10-03-2010, 08:42 PM
Pet/street
Chewbacca Arctic, so NO, that wouldn't work.....However, I work for a rather large shipping company, and some of the names we've seen on the packages have been interesting to say the least, among the most memorable: "Nasty Bigguns" "Nice Wanger" "Hung Dong" "Irene Beaver" and my personal fav, "Dick Doom."

could probably pull off chewy arc? well if i use both streets or pets (first pet, or first pet of mine) it would could work out 4 ways honey bear 33 or milo 33 and current street would be honey bear irma or milo irma i'de rathe have one of the first two lol
johnny--2k
10-03-2010, 11:27 PM
pet street would be

Momo Auburn

per the gangsta site,

Slippin Crab Whacka ahahahaha