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MoCkiN U
09-24-2010, 11:01 AM
A older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover so he called his doctor for advice.The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "what the hell, I'll try it." he spent that rest of the day thinking about where he could do it.

He couldnt do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" he heard, "this is the police. What the hell are you doing?" the man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, its busted." the cop says, "well you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."

03Seville
09-24-2010, 06:35 PM
lol thats pretty good

hotshift13
09-25-2010, 12:55 AM
LOL That was a good one. I'm tellin' my dad that one...

WI_Dave
09-27-2010, 12:41 PM
:rolf

hrsp
09-27-2010, 10:59 PM
should have just beat it up while driving!!! hahaha

04_GTO_Jimbo
09-29-2010, 08:10 AM
Haha first laugh of the morning.

0TransAm0
09-29-2010, 08:17 AM
lol