If you are buying this

[Holeshot]

There is something more seriously wrong with you then a powder can cure.
:rolf:rolf:rolf

http://brewcitymuscle.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6840&stc=1&d=1269110483

[Voodoo Chick]

I don't even want to imagine what symptoms would prompt someone to go out looking for products like this.......

[Holeshot]

I love the caption at the bottom of the label. General Absorbent and Friction Fighter.

[michelle]

I love the caption at the bottom of the label. General Absorbent and Friction Fighter.

Looks like "Sweat Absorber" to me. (:


Butt... interesting find.

[Holeshot]

Looks like "Sweat Absorber" to me. (:


Butt... interesting find.

Could very well be. When I tool the pic I was more interested in the Friction Fighter aspect :rolf:rolf

And the web link http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

[Holeshot]

And for the ladies http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/index.php?src=directory&view=AMB_Products&category=Lady%20Anti%20Monkey%20Butt

[nismodave]

Gold Bond FTW!

[xxsn0blindxx]

I don't even want to imagine what symptoms would prompt someone to go out looking for products like this.......


Swass
noun. A contraction of the words sweat and ass. A non gender-specific term used to describe the sweat found in and around a person's ass crack.

[05caddyext]

My ace hardware store sells about 300 cans of that a year. I believe most of them are gag gifts. We carry both the mens and womens. One of our best impulse items by far.

[hotshift13]

This stuff is for real? It would be a good gag gift...which ACE has this stuff/

[05caddyext]

Yeah its real. Any ace should have it. Around xmas we had a gift pack with both mens and womens with body lotion and other stuff haha.

[u_say_go]

apparently some of you have those stroke office jobs...unlike me! :goof The Monkey Butt powder is just like Gold Bond, and it works great. If you don't know what monkey butt is, I'll explain....
Imagine working in a hot factory, or outside in the summer- the sweat runs down your back into the crack of your ass. That's "swamp ass". Swamp ass left uncared for results in "Monkey Butt" (raw butt cheeks). That's where the Monkey Butt powder or Gold Bond come in handy. :thumbsup

[lordairgtar]

They even have Baby Monkey Butt Powder

[TheRX7Project]

I worked on the pit crew for their ARCA car 4 years ago when they ran at the Mile.

A friend of mine uses it (we're forklift drivers) and he says it works really well.

[73MACH]

apparently some of you have those stroke office jobs...unlike me! :goof The Monkey Butt powder is just like Gold Bond, and it works great. If you don't know what monkey butt is, I'll explain....
Imagine working in a hot factory, or outside in the summer- the sweat runs down your back into the crack of your ass. That's "swamp ass". Swamp ass left uncared for results in "Monkey Butt" (raw butt cheeks). That's where the Monkey Butt powder or Gold Bond come in handy. :thumbsup

LOVE IT!! Im in construction and when it fricken 95degrees out and no shad or wind, sprinkle of this on ur little man and your body(& ur boys) are immediately cooled off like 20 degrees!

Try it the next time your cutting your grass or sweating your ass off.

[xxsn0blindxx]

This reminded me of an epic thread fro NASIOC.com Good read with much hilarity.

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=375921

[lilws6]

i seen that stuff at gander mountain all the time never tried it tho