94greenbandit
03-17-2010, 11:52 AM
I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten. I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyesrolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake
without incident and carried on my fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake
with two frogs in his mouth.
LIFE IS GOOD
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten. I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyesrolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake
without incident and carried on my fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake
with two frogs in his mouth.
LIFE IS GOOD