TheRX7Project
02-12-2010, 05:41 PM
A woman was at the doctor, battered and bruised. She explained that every time her husband came home drunk, he beat her.
"Well, I have something you can try," said the doctor. "Every time your husband comes home drunk, when his car pulls in the driveway, I want you to take a sip of sweet tea, and swish it around in your mouth until he falls asleep."
The woman was desperate to try anything, so she said she'd give it a shot.
A month or so later, the woman reappeared at the doctor's office, refreshed and looking new.
"Doctor, I tried what you said, and it worked! How does sweet tea do this?"
"Well," said the doctor, "see how much better it is when you just keep your mouth shut?"
"Well, I have something you can try," said the doctor. "Every time your husband comes home drunk, when his car pulls in the driveway, I want you to take a sip of sweet tea, and swish it around in your mouth until he falls asleep."
The woman was desperate to try anything, so she said she'd give it a shot.
A month or so later, the woman reappeared at the doctor's office, refreshed and looking new.
"Doctor, I tried what you said, and it worked! How does sweet tea do this?"
"Well," said the doctor, "see how much better it is when you just keep your mouth shut?"