johnny--2k
01-26-2010, 01:25 PM
This is great, some of the shit he says is hilarious... His wife has insomnia, so as he sleeps and talks randomly, she records in then blogs it...
I'm in my office in tears and people are wondering why... :rolf:rolf
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
for example, a few of my favorites...
"Let me hold you in my arms. Feel me squeeze the living fucking breath out of your bastard body. Bliss. Lovely."
"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."
"Well that's just great. Peanut butter in my crack. Goddamnit."
"It's CHICKEN and you LIKE IT. Lentil-loving, bean burger-shitting wanker."
"I don't want to watch. I want to get my hands dirty, all the way up to my shoulder. Filthy."
"You know, you're not some precious flower. And if you were I'd be a weed and grow next to you and choke you to fucking death!... Love you!"
"I'm better than Superman. He's just a cunt.... in underpants."
"Yeah, you lay down, I'll get the tennis racket."
I'm in my office in tears and people are wondering why... :rolf:rolf
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
for example, a few of my favorites...
"Let me hold you in my arms. Feel me squeeze the living fucking breath out of your bastard body. Bliss. Lovely."
"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."
"Well that's just great. Peanut butter in my crack. Goddamnit."
"It's CHICKEN and you LIKE IT. Lentil-loving, bean burger-shitting wanker."
"I don't want to watch. I want to get my hands dirty, all the way up to my shoulder. Filthy."
"You know, you're not some precious flower. And if you were I'd be a weed and grow next to you and choke you to fucking death!... Love you!"
"I'm better than Superman. He's just a cunt.... in underpants."
"Yeah, you lay down, I'll get the tennis racket."