Funny Real Person Name

[Exitspeed]

Don't make shit up. And don't go by someone who knows someone who knows someone. Just people's names you know are real people.

I see crazy ass names all the time on my job.

Best one for me is there's a couple (an actually couple that is dating) in my system. His name is Kok Long Chan and her name is Mandick Young. I had to ask him to spell both names to me because I thought he was messing with me.

There's also someone with the last name Caponigro. Pronounced Cap-a-negro.

Another person just came in names Dik Wanke. That is the correct spelling. On appliations it would be Wanke Dik.



Annnnnd GO.

[JaMichaels]

Dick Dragon

[fly5150]

I have a customer Richard Beaver

[TheRX7Project]

Wasn't there a movie star named Chow Yung Fat?

http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/fail-owned-mike-litoris-name-fail_1_.jpg
http://nlcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fail-owned-baby-name-fail.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3042/3422789305_fdc69c65aa.jpg
http://www.failpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/name-fail.jpg
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-name-fail.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iZDnhPtR9B8/SaHoG2VNUWI/AAAAAAAAAI4/H2yi66SLk1I/s400/stroker.jpg

And, just because, here is a bunny with a pancake on it's head.
Way to fail [/img]

[flyin_blue_egg]

Wasn't there a movie star named Chow Yung Fat?

http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/fail-owned-mike-litoris-name-fail_1_.jpg
http://nlcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fail-owned-baby-name-fail.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3042/3422789305_fdc69c65aa.jpg
http://www.failpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/name-fail.jpg
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-name-fail.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iZDnhPtR9B8/SaHoG2VNUWI/AAAAAAAAAI4/H2yi66SLk1I/s400/stroker.jpg

And, just because, here is a bunny with a pancake on it's head.
dumbass - Myles


You might want to put a NSW warning on that so someone don't get in trouble...or just remove the last pic.

[Plum Crazy]

Richard Dick brings his truck in for service at the dealer i work at. I worked on an Arab guys car and his name was spelled crazy so I asked what his name was, it was pronounced "wrong salami" spelled rhongshalemi

[johnny--2k]

I had a Richard Dripy, Long Zhong, and Mai Ho when I worked at US Cellular.

[johnny--2k]

also have a Richard Ceaman here at work. I know at Brookfield central there was Rainin and Eden Cemen (twin sisters) that graduated prob around 2001 or 02

[TheRX7Project]

Well that was odd. I copied the url of a pic of a bunny with a pancake on it's head, and somehow it came up as a nude photo?

I'm sorry... completely unintentional.

Try it yourself, google "bunny pancake" in Google Images and I used the 1st one...

Here's the pic I thought I was posting...
http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr98/ProjectFocusFast/Misc%20pics/bunny.jpg

Now hosted by me so I know it's not going to be something it shouldn't...

[tommyt5078]

Ray Stoner

[SSDude]

Richard Head

[LIL EVO]

I had a "Milwaukee White" once.

[Goat Roper]

Dick Witham Ford, now just Witham in Waterloo, IA, I remember that place well.

http://bitcast-p.v1.sjc1.bitgravity.com/ebaum/2009/10/09/dick-witham-ford.web.jpg

[Goat Roper]

I wish I still had the Cedar Rapids, Iowa phone book with the entry but Betty Jane Good lived on Swallow Court. Appeared as such in the phone book; Good BJ 1111 Swallow Ct.

Was good for some lulz back in the day.

[JBs92Lude]

Crystal Clear, Elaine Winshit

[fivonut]

I installed a card access system in the Kimberly School District and they swore one of the salesmen that visited them from time to time was Michael Hunt.

[STANMAN]

Candy Spinkles went to school with my ex wife.

[Flicktitty]

a few years ago waiting for a table with my parents i heard them say "Harry Ball party of two your table is ready" idk if someone really had that name but i started laughin.

[Deggy]

I went to school with a Long Dong and Rainbow Williams.

[badass88gt]

I grew up with Mike Hunt's younger brothers Thomas and John.

[HY35F2T]

I had a Richard Dripy.
Prolly nothin to brag about lol.

[wrath]

Went to school with Richard Sack Junior. His dad was Dick Sack Senior.

[pnad]

Back when I worked at SC Johnson there was an employee in Singapore with the name of Ufuk User. Sounds like Ooo Fook Ooo Sir. She was a nice lady.

There was a real messed up name in Turkey also but damned if I can recall it now.

[Silver03SRT]

Played hockey with a kid named Ben Jerkin

[OxmanWI]

I went to middle school with a kid back in the day.

Chin Cock

Or Cok, Kok, Kock, whatever the spelling was.

Funny shit.

[lordairgtar]

The race car driver Dick Trickle. I saw a restaurant in Waterford called Phucket Cafe, it's a Thai restaurant.

[DynoTom]

My friend work with a chick named Honey Wunderlick.....:rolf

[pjturkey]

when I was on gate guard duty a guy pulled up to the gate who was trying to get to a party at the officers club and said "Hi, my names Dick Duel......." couldn't help but smirk

[TheRX7Project]

I completely forgot... my boss' name is Jack Peters. That must've been tough growing up.

[animal]

kocklong hui lived next door in the dorms back in college

also a girl named amanda sessions was in a bowling league i was in. Sure seems like a porn name :goof

[Exitspeed]

The race car driver Dick Trickle. I saw a restaurant in Waterford called Phucket Cafe, it's a Thai restaurant.

Phucket is a place in Thailand. :thumbsup

When I worked at Bedroom Superstore we had a futon called the Phucket. That just cracked me up.

[tommyt5078]

I installed a card access system in the Kimberly School District and they swore one of the salesmen that visited them from time to time was Michael Hunt.



I had a Michael hunt in high school.

[79SS]

Worked with a guy named Harry Wiener, I loved it when he got paged on the intercom.:rolf

[Exitspeed]

Worked with a guy named Harry Wiener, I loved it when he got paged on the intercom.:rolf

Did you work at Delphi by chance?

[WickedSix]

Went to HS with Noah Schwinghammer

[Exitspeed]

I also had a Brandon Bushburger (RIP) in HS.

[2000navyz]

my dad dated a chick named kelly sackmaster and a guy hes friends with had a friend named cindy ramsack

[-stew-]

I've worked on the cars of the Slutski family, and the car of one Mr. Niggermeyer.

[Nix]

Dick Willie, he is a small vendor that my company does business with. No joke.

[TraceDaddy]

Rose Thorne and April Showers. Best I can do.

[79SS]

Did you work at Delphi by chance?

Yep, Oak Creek

[Exitspeed]

Yep, Oak Creek

That is hilarious. Then you may know Grandfather, Jerry Robertson. He worked their too. He has been retired for quit some time though. But that's how I knew the name.

My father worked there for 30 years also, Mel Russell. People usually call him Frenchy.

Everybody seems to know everybody there.

[juicedimpss]

a customer of ours,richard bobber.

[Red97GTP]

Oddest ive had was a customer named dean weiner.

[Exitspeed]

OMG just came across: Othman Daadoucha.

[xxsn0blindxx]

Back when I used to do PC repairs I had a service ticket with the name Ziegfeld Stardust on it. It took me a while before I made the connection to Ziggy Stardust. When the guy came in to pick up his computer I had a hell of a time keeping a straight face. He was an older guy who had to have changed his name. His check had some sort of corny line on it like "keep on rocking" or something like that.

I had a statistics professor named Deng Feng Cheng at Carroll who was from China. What's even funnier is the all through the Semester he kept telling us we had to "find the cunt" which brought uncontainable smirking and laughter every time. It took at least a month before I figured out he was saying we had to find the count.

[Sleeper Sierra]

my bosses name is zoltan (like from dude wheres my car) and my highschool auto teachers name was mike humm.

[MY4RCDGSX]

Unless he left, Ricky Bobby is the parts manager at Northshore Audi. I have his card somewhere... :rolf

[lordairgtar]

Our plant ME is named Joe Rounge (wrong)

[Inspector13]

I dated a girl named Crystal Rose.

Also my last name is Frank so the possibilities for torturing my children is almost endless. Maybe Harry. Or Hugh Greggory (Hugh G.), or Richard (Dick), Semore, or if it's a girl Ivana or Amanda.

[lordairgtar]

When I was In California, I knew a guy named Larry Coke, who had a daughter named Crystal Coke.

[pOrk]

http://www.amsoil.com/racing/racers_of_yesterday/images/trickle_600px.jpg

[Turbo-Triumph]

i went to school with a "Chew-Foo", and work with someone named Bernardo, and Tomas.

The funny thing about Tomas, hes a mexican guy and its pronounced "Dow-mass". But when you want to talk to tomas, you can litterly say "Dumbass", and he will respond as if you said 'dow-mas'

[Monstr913]

worked at a restaurant and a lady used to order all the time, name was Robin Tyme...thought that was a cool name...guy at my works name is Gairado pronounced gay-ra-dough...i chuckle everytime i hear that for some reason...also know a girl last name is Buckenberger

[Teufelhunden]

I worked with a guy named Dick Fish and also a Dick Duel. The Phone Directory listed last name first...Fish, Dick. It still makes me laugh...

[lordairgtar]

I worked with a guy named Dick Fish and also a Dick Duel. The Phone Directory listed last name first...Fish, Dick. It still makes me laugh...
Dick Duel? Sounds like the plot for a bad porn movie.

[Voodoo Chick]

Saw in a phone book once a "Dr. Norman Boobendorff." AWESOME name.

[stenchmiester]

i went to high school with a girl named kenya boner. and a guy name ger lee

[lotsals1]

Cravin p. Ness
Man Fuk
Phat Fuk
Richard Weed
Kraven Moirhead

[-stew-]

High school classmate was named Shakira Bobo.

[SmokinRAM114]

my brothers friend on his bmx team hs name is Rolan CW montgomrey Flash

[Exitspeed]

My wife works with a lot of Indian people. She has an employee named Kum Anil.

his email addess is anilkum@........com

:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf

[johnny--2k]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Thats awesome!

[Exitspeed]

Just came across a R****** Biggerstaff. That's awesome.

[GHOSST]

First thing that came to my mind is forum... real names... fb or myspace. For the sake of these poor souls noone please do anything stupid.. I kinda feel bad for them, I'm sure they get made fun of all the time anyway...