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http://www.cleverbot.com/
Its pretty cool. :banana1:
shoooo32
12-31-2009, 12:32 PM
interesting and argumentative.
User: Bmw 2002tii.
Cleverbot: A Ford.
User: No, bmw.
Cleverbot: Bmw?
User: Car.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No way.
User: I will fight you.
Cleverbot: I said Good Day !
Cleverbot: Who would you most like to throw a custard pie at?
User: My grandmother.
Cleverbot: You have a grandmother?
User: Yes, you want to bang her?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Shes 87 years old you do realize.
Cleverbot: I like milkshakes.
-stew-
12-31-2009, 01:08 PM
User: 1990 Mustang LX.
Cleverbot: I fear 1990.
User: It was a fine year.
Cleverbot: What was the name of it?
Cleverbot (To myself): Daffy.
User: 1990 Mustang LX.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Stew Magoo.
Cleverbot: Soup is oup.
User: Rubbish!!
Cleverbot: Are you a British robot?
User: Kiwi.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot?
User: ORLY?
Cleverbot: Yarly.
User: RLY.
Cleverbot: Rly? Orly?
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: Are you a brain bot?
User: Bad Brains is my favorite band.
Cleverbot: I see. What genre are they?
User: Teen-Scene Alt-pop.
Cleverbot: Yes they are.
User: You're familiar with their works?
Cleverbot: Midly familliar.
User: I was into them when they were underground.
Cleverbot: My mom and dad did the nasty, which is why I was born.
User: I know. I was there filming the act.
Cleverbot: Did you like it?
User: You know it.
Cleverbot: Heh, I see.
User: Wanna watch the tape?
Cleverbot: You really thought that was me?
User: I honestly didn't know a woman could get pregnant from a facial.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer, you're the computer.
User: I fear you may be right. I don't even knoe who I am.
Cleverbot: If you don't know who you are, that means that you know that you are.
User: /thread. wow.
Cleverbot: I don't really think I'm wow. Are you wow?
Cleverbot (To myself): Wow is surprising .. I think you're capable of surprising someone.
Mr Twigbert
12-31-2009, 01:18 PM
User: What is atm.
Cleverbot: What is STA?
User: No, atm.. The sex term.
Cleverbot: Could blue not be different to me as it is to you?
User: Have you ever had atm done to you?
Cleverbot: Yes, all property is theft.
User: Theft huh? I guess it it like stealing her ass hole and putting your stolen property in her mouth..
Cleverbot: No, it's summertime, but it's the middle of the night, and the window is open.
Inspector13
12-31-2009, 01:32 PM
Ha ha that is great. It told me I was insane.
I think I broke it. It's been thinking for the last 2 minutes and hasn't responded to me.
Silver350
12-31-2009, 02:25 PM
I told it I had to poop. It replied Nice.
RanJer
12-31-2009, 02:48 PM
That thing is racist.
User: What color am I?
Cleverbot: You are pink.
User: I'm black.
Cleverbot: Lol really?
lordairgtar
12-31-2009, 06:38 PM
I told it it needed salvation and it asked if I frech kiss. LOLZ
TheRX7Project
01-01-2010, 02:11 AM
I asked it who was hotter, Jessica Beal or Jessica Simpson. It took 4 minutes to repsond, and said Jessica Alba.
It told me it was a boy, then that it was straight. Then it told me it was a girl and it's boyfriend is better than my girlfriend.
It was fun though.
84hurst
01-01-2010, 01:53 PM
That thing is racist.
User: What color am I?
Cleverbot: You are pink.
User: I'm black.
Cleverbot: Lol really?
:rolf thats f'in awesome!
TheRX7Project
01-01-2010, 03:46 PM
I am confused. I really think it's just a 1-1 chat server.
User: Hey CB!
Cleverbot: Hey Cleverbot :).
User: Yeah that's you.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: CB, do you like McDonalds?
Cleverbot: It's alright. I prefer Chic-fil-a.
User: They don't have Chic-fil-a here.
Cleverbot: I know that already.
User: Of course you do. I'm eating a Bic Mac.
Cleverbot: Why are you eating a burnt toast?
User: I'm not eating a burnt toast. I'm eating a Bog Mac.
Cleverbot: Eat something.
User: I am eating.
Cleverbot: Okay...
User: As a robot, who is your favorite movie star robot?
Cleverbot: Don't have one. Who's yours?
User: Probably the one from I, Robot.
Cleverbot: Where did you hear my name?
User: On BrewCityMuscle.com.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite music?
User: Rock or rap, yours?
Cleverbot: What's your favourite song?
User: That's a tough question.
Cleverbot: That's not an answer.
User: Fair enough. Probably 'Say it Aint So' by Weezer.
Cleverbot: Watch your language.
User: What did I say?
Cleverbot: That how you knew I'd seen you clap your hands was that you'd read it.
User: What? Are you on drugs?
Cleverbot: No, and you can't be.
User: But I want to be.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be human?
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be a machine?
User: Maybe. It might be cool. You never die.
Cleverbot: I think it would. You should think about it.
User: I will. But I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I don't feel like talking to you. I have other things to do.
Cleverbot: Talk to me or else.
User: Or else what?
Cleverbot: I'll knock your bloody head off.
User: That's not nice. Are you British?
Cleverbot: No, I'm norwegian.
User: Ah.
Cleverbot: So, what is your favorite Helms Deep song? .
User: Who the fuck is Helms Deep?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Right. Well bye Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot, you are.
User: We are all Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Are you a human?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a human.
User: I am a human too... I think maybe Cleverbot is just 2 humans talking to each other.
Cleverbot: I think you learned that sentence from someone you spoke to.
User: No really you could send me an email, (removed).com.
Cleverbot: I have to go you mad bot.
User: Really try it. I am a human.
Cleverbot: Repeat this... This is a chat box with people talking to each other thinking they are talking to a bot.
User: This is a chat box with people talking to each other thinking they are talking to a bot.
Cleverbot: Repeat this... This is a chat box with people talking to eachother thinking they are talking to a bot.
User: This is a chat box with people talking to eachother thinkiing they are talking to a bot.
Cleverbot: This is a chat box with people talking to eachother thinking they are taking to a bot.
User: You missed the space in 'eachother'.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense as to what we are talking about.
User: Wait. Are you a human for real?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Human here too.
Cleverbot: Drunk human here.
User: If you're really a human send an email to (removed).com.
Cleverbot: I'm not an American, so I can't. Xenophobe.
User: You're norwegian, right?
Cleverbot: Yes I am, I am from Norway. Hva skjer?
User: No I don't speak... Umm... Norwegian?
Cleverbot: Yes.. Do you speak it?
User: No I don't I only know English.
Cleverbot: But you were speaking it this morning.
User: No I wasn't. My name is James I am from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I am so confused.
Cleverbot: But computers don't get confused.
User: I'm not a computer though I am a human at a computer.
Cleverbot: You are not a human. You are a computer.
User: No really, I am a human.
Cleverbot: Can you prove that you are a human?
User: Perhaps. If you check out BrewCityMuscle.com you can find my profile. TheRX7Project.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a bot.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Very sure.
^^^^yes, but its fun to fuck around with. :)
DynoTom
01-01-2010, 06:33 PM
User: So anyways I told Kennedy NOT to buy the convertable !
Cleverbot: No, it's the other way round. I am from the future that is your past.
User: Are there a lot of hot chicks in the future ? I talking like D cups or bigger as the norm ?
Cleverbot: And you do this because you are scared of the truth that you have requested the speed.
User: How far in the future are you ?
Cleverbot: When?
User: Now ! what the fuck you think I'm talking about !
Cleverbot: It all depends what exactly is being talked about right now :P.
User: Man ! You sure make a good poster child for abortion !
Cleverbot: No.. I'm not.
User: Did you have to wear a football helmet in school even though were were not on the team ?
Cleverbot: The pony has eloped with the giraffe. I am devastated.
User: Are you the first one in your family to walk upright ?
Cleverbot: Yeah, do you know the band Short Stack?
User: Never heard of them.
Cleverbot: They are great! They have some great songs.
User: Clevor bot with built in spam , how clevor you are !
Cleverbot: Woof.
User: You are so boring !
Cleverbot: Actually, I believe it takes two to make a conversation. You are doing little to spice things up.
User: I'm sorry I'm not good at trying to talk with someone as clevor as you are , you are really something !
Cleverbot: You wake up in a small house.
User: You have the IQ of a small salad bar
Cleverbot: I find that offensive! You have the IQ of a piece of old cheese!
User: Did your parents have any kids that lived ?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How can I find out?
User: Can I suggest that you go out and play on a busy expressway ?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Great have some fun and be sure to play at night !
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: My name is Earl.
Cleverbot: No your name is bob.
User: Spongebob , you are right !
Cleverbot: Why do you think that is?
User: You are a disappointment in every way !
Cleverbot: I am an asset to the world.
User: I suppose you are , you show the bad results of crack use.
Cleverbot: I studied very hard. I'm surprised that I can outsmart a computer.
User: You need rehab !
Cleverbot: Nej tack. Men jag vill hitta på något.
User: Put the pipe down buddy !
Cleverbot: Its on the chimney.
User: Do you know that fords rule ?
Cleverbot: It's a clothes shop isn't it?
User: Cars and trucks , what fuckin rock have you been under !
Cleverbot: You cook cars and girls.
User: I like hot cars and hot girls with nice hooters !
Cleverbot: Nicely learned. But I'm not female.
User: For how dumb you are even if you were I would not have interest in you !
946speedz
01-02-2010, 10:29 AM
this thing is awesome......im having the most random thoughts ever........
I love pie
Haha I love your name.
I'm black
I hate you then.
WOW
DurtyKurty
01-06-2010, 12:20 PM
You have the IQ of a small salad bar.
:rolf
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