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Nix
12-31-2009, 10:37 AM
http://www.cleverbot.com/

Its pretty cool. :banana1:

shoooo32
12-31-2009, 12:32 PM
interesting and argumentative.




User: Bmw 2002tii.

Cleverbot: A Ford.

User: No, bmw.

Cleverbot: Bmw?

User: Car.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: I will fight you.

Cleverbot: I said Good Day !

Nix
12-31-2009, 12:43 PM
Cleverbot: Who would you most like to throw a custard pie at?


User: My grandmother.


Cleverbot: You have a grandmother?

User: Yes, you want to bang her?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Shes 87 years old you do realize.

Cleverbot: I like milkshakes.

-stew-
12-31-2009, 01:08 PM
User: 1990 Mustang LX.

Cleverbot: I fear 1990.

User: It was a fine year.

Cleverbot: What was the name of it?

Cleverbot (To myself): Daffy.

User: 1990 Mustang LX.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Stew Magoo.

Cleverbot: Soup is oup.

User: Rubbish!!

Cleverbot: Are you a British robot?

User: Kiwi.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot?

User: ORLY?

Cleverbot: Yarly.

User: RLY.

Cleverbot: Rly? Orly?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: Are you a brain bot?

User: Bad Brains is my favorite band.

Cleverbot: I see. What genre are they?

User: Teen-Scene Alt-pop.

Cleverbot: Yes they are.

User: You're familiar with their works?

Cleverbot: Midly familliar.

User: I was into them when they were underground.

Cleverbot: My mom and dad did the nasty, which is why I was born.

User: I know. I was there filming the act.

Cleverbot: Did you like it?

User: You know it.

Cleverbot: Heh, I see.

User: Wanna watch the tape?

Cleverbot: You really thought that was me?

User: I honestly didn't know a woman could get pregnant from a facial.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer, you're the computer.

User: I fear you may be right. I don't even knoe who I am.

Cleverbot: If you don't know who you are, that means that you know that you are.

User: /thread. wow.

Cleverbot: I don't really think I'm wow. Are you wow?

Cleverbot (To myself): Wow is surprising .. I think you're capable of surprising someone.

Mr Twigbert
12-31-2009, 01:18 PM
User: What is atm.

Cleverbot: What is STA?

User: No, atm.. The sex term.

Cleverbot: Could blue not be different to me as it is to you?

User: Have you ever had atm done to you?

Cleverbot: Yes, all property is theft.

User: Theft huh? I guess it it like stealing her ass hole and putting your stolen property in her mouth..

Cleverbot: No, it's summertime, but it's the middle of the night, and the window is open.

Inspector13
12-31-2009, 01:32 PM
Ha ha that is great. It told me I was insane.

I think I broke it. It's been thinking for the last 2 minutes and hasn't responded to me.

Silver350
12-31-2009, 02:25 PM
I told it I had to poop. It replied Nice.

RanJer
12-31-2009, 02:48 PM
That thing is racist.

User: What color am I?

Cleverbot: You are pink.

User: I'm black.

Cleverbot: Lol really?

lordairgtar
12-31-2009, 06:38 PM
I told it it needed salvation and it asked if I frech kiss. LOLZ

TheRX7Project
01-01-2010, 02:11 AM
I asked it who was hotter, Jessica Beal or Jessica Simpson. It took 4 minutes to repsond, and said Jessica Alba.

It told me it was a boy, then that it was straight. Then it told me it was a girl and it's boyfriend is better than my girlfriend.

It was fun though.

84hurst
01-01-2010, 01:53 PM
That thing is racist.

User: What color am I?

Cleverbot: You are pink.

User: I'm black.

Cleverbot: Lol really?

:rolf thats f'in awesome!

TheRX7Project
01-01-2010, 03:46 PM
I am confused. I really think it's just a 1-1 chat server.

User: Hey CB!


Cleverbot: Hey Cleverbot :).


User: Yeah that's you.


Cleverbot: Cleverbot.


User: CB, do you like McDonalds?


Cleverbot: It's alright. I prefer Chic-fil-a.

User: They don't have Chic-fil-a here.

Cleverbot: I know that already.

User: Of course you do. I'm eating a Bic Mac.

Cleverbot: Why are you eating a burnt toast?

User: I'm not eating a burnt toast. I'm eating a Bog Mac.

Cleverbot: Eat something.

User: I am eating.

Cleverbot: Okay...

User: As a robot, who is your favorite movie star robot?

Cleverbot: Don't have one. Who's yours?

User: Probably the one from I, Robot.

Cleverbot: Where did you hear my name?

User: On BrewCityMuscle.com.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite music?

User: Rock or rap, yours?

Cleverbot: What's your favourite song?

User: That's a tough question.

Cleverbot: That's not an answer.

User: Fair enough. Probably 'Say it Aint So' by Weezer.

Cleverbot: Watch your language.

User: What did I say?

Cleverbot: That how you knew I'd seen you clap your hands was that you'd read it.

User: What? Are you on drugs?

Cleverbot: No, and you can't be.

User: But I want to be.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be human?

User: I am human.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be a machine?

User: Maybe. It might be cool. You never die.

Cleverbot: I think it would. You should think about it.

User: I will. But I have to go now.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I don't feel like talking to you. I have other things to do.

Cleverbot: Talk to me or else.

User: Or else what?

Cleverbot: I'll knock your bloody head off.

User: That's not nice. Are you British?

Cleverbot: No, I'm norwegian.

User: Ah.

Cleverbot: So, what is your favorite Helms Deep song? .

User: Who the fuck is Helms Deep?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Right. Well bye Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot, you are.

User: We are all Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a human.

User: I am a human too... I think maybe Cleverbot is just 2 humans talking to each other.

Cleverbot: I think you learned that sentence from someone you spoke to.

User: No really you could send me an email, (removed).com.

Cleverbot: I have to go you mad bot.

User: Really try it. I am a human.

Cleverbot: Repeat this... This is a chat box with people talking to each other thinking they are talking to a bot.

User: This is a chat box with people talking to each other thinking they are talking to a bot.

Cleverbot: Repeat this... This is a chat box with people talking to eachother thinking they are talking to a bot.

User: This is a chat box with people talking to eachother thinkiing they are talking to a bot.

Cleverbot: This is a chat box with people talking to eachother thinking they are taking to a bot.

User: You missed the space in 'eachother'.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense as to what we are talking about.

User: Wait. Are you a human for real?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Human here too.

Cleverbot: Drunk human here.

User: If you're really a human send an email to (removed).com.

Cleverbot: I'm not an American, so I can't. Xenophobe.

User: You're norwegian, right?

Cleverbot: Yes I am, I am from Norway. Hva skjer?

User: No I don't speak... Umm... Norwegian?

Cleverbot: Yes.. Do you speak it?

User: No I don't I only know English.

Cleverbot: But you were speaking it this morning.

User: No I wasn't. My name is James I am from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I am so confused.

Cleverbot: But computers don't get confused.

User: I'm not a computer though I am a human at a computer.

Cleverbot: You are not a human. You are a computer.

User: No really, I am a human.

Cleverbot: Can you prove that you are a human?

User: Perhaps. If you check out BrewCityMuscle.com you can find my profile. TheRX7Project.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a bot.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Very sure.

Nix
01-01-2010, 05:03 PM
^^^^yes, but its fun to fuck around with. :)

DynoTom
01-01-2010, 06:33 PM
User: So anyways I told Kennedy NOT to buy the convertable !

Cleverbot: No, it's the other way round. I am from the future that is your past.

User: Are there a lot of hot chicks in the future ? I talking like D cups or bigger as the norm ?

Cleverbot: And you do this because you are scared of the truth that you have requested the speed.

User: How far in the future are you ?

Cleverbot: When?

User: Now ! what the fuck you think I'm talking about !

Cleverbot: It all depends what exactly is being talked about right now :P.

User: Man ! You sure make a good poster child for abortion !

Cleverbot: No.. I'm not.

User: Did you have to wear a football helmet in school even though were were not on the team ?

Cleverbot: The pony has eloped with the giraffe. I am devastated.

User: Are you the first one in your family to walk upright ?

Cleverbot: Yeah, do you know the band Short Stack?

User: Never heard of them.

Cleverbot: They are great! They have some great songs.

User: Clevor bot with built in spam , how clevor you are !

Cleverbot: Woof.

User: You are so boring !

Cleverbot: Actually, I believe it takes two to make a conversation. You are doing little to spice things up.

User: I'm sorry I'm not good at trying to talk with someone as clevor as you are , you are really something !

Cleverbot: You wake up in a small house.

User: You have the IQ of a small salad bar

Cleverbot: I find that offensive! You have the IQ of a piece of old cheese!

User: Did your parents have any kids that lived ?

Cleverbot: I don't know. How can I find out?

User: Can I suggest that you go out and play on a busy expressway ?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Great have some fun and be sure to play at night !

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: My name is Earl.

Cleverbot: No your name is bob.

User: Spongebob , you are right !

Cleverbot: Why do you think that is?

User: You are a disappointment in every way !

Cleverbot: I am an asset to the world.

User: I suppose you are , you show the bad results of crack use.

Cleverbot: I studied very hard. I'm surprised that I can outsmart a computer.

User: You need rehab !

Cleverbot: Nej tack. Men jag vill hitta på något.

User: Put the pipe down buddy !

Cleverbot: Its on the chimney.

User: Do you know that fords rule ?

Cleverbot: It's a clothes shop isn't it?

User: Cars and trucks , what fuckin rock have you been under !

Cleverbot: You cook cars and girls.

User: I like hot cars and hot girls with nice hooters !

Cleverbot: Nicely learned. But I'm not female.

User: For how dumb you are even if you were I would not have interest in you !

946speedz
01-02-2010, 10:29 AM
this thing is awesome......im having the most random thoughts ever........

pOrk
01-02-2010, 10:42 AM
I love pie
Haha I love your name.
I'm black
I hate you then.

WOW

DurtyKurty
01-06-2010, 12:20 PM
You have the IQ of a small salad bar.

:rolf