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pOrk
12-28-2009, 02:54 PM
I love owning my own home :thumbsup

Who wants to bring their monkeys over for a poo flinging fight?

Russ Jerome
12-28-2009, 03:16 PM
Hey you still have a house! The bank keeps screaming mine will close soon....think Im just gonna move in and get settled while they screw around :)

pOrk
12-28-2009, 03:19 PM
^ You are still farting around with that Stallis house? What a pain in the neck

Free POO!
Date: 2009-12-28, 3:18PM CST
Reply to: sale-pahbs-1527908799@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Its coming up in my basement shower, free for the taking! Several scents available, christmas poo is multi-colored from all those great holiday cookies! Take some or all, your choice. Must bring your own buckets, email for address and contact info...



* Location: Wauwatosa, Wi 53225
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1527908799

Flicktitty
12-28-2009, 03:24 PM
hahaha, Pork - Do you use a city sewer? or do you have a seperate septic tank?

Exitspeed
12-28-2009, 03:28 PM
Damn that is shitty. ahahaha

ha

No but seriously. Shit happens. Gotta love owning a home.

I loved the time when the water line to my house broke. Conveniently on my side of the line and not the city's pouring thousands of gallons of water into my front yard for weeks until we discovered what it was. It was so cool seeing the giant Volvo Excavator dig up my front yard.

pOrk
12-28-2009, 03:30 PM
hahaha, Pork - Do you use a city sewer? or do you have a seperate septic tank?

City Sewer, so it could be someone elses poop if I'm really lucky

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/zip/1527908799.html

haha

HY35F2T
12-28-2009, 03:32 PM
:pics

jbiscuit
12-28-2009, 03:53 PM
need pics of said poop

Voodoo Chick
12-28-2009, 04:07 PM
Uhhh......I don't really think we need pics with this thread........

Ricky Bobby
12-28-2009, 04:13 PM
haha craigslist post already flagged for removal lol

Russ Jerome
12-28-2009, 04:39 PM
^ You are still farting around with that Stallis house? What a pain in the neck



Every time I tell them "forget this place" they scream it will close any day, thats all fine but it requires me to submit an offer extention....Jan 22 is the last I heard.

pOrk
12-28-2009, 04:44 PM
Every time I tell them "forget this place" they scream it will close any day, thats all fine but it requires me to submit an offer extention....Jan 22 is the last I heard.

What is the hold up? Weren't you originally supposed to close end of October?

Car Guy
12-28-2009, 04:47 PM
Eric is this seriously happening with your house or are you screwing with us...???

pOrk
12-28-2009, 04:52 PM
Eric is this seriously happening with your house or are you screwing with us...???

Come on over and take a wiff. I'm making it sound worse then it is I'm sure, its a stand up shower and very little liquid is in the bottom. Mostly solids, with the water slowly draining down. I would guess there is a combined total of 12 dumpings in the shower, 8 if we are talking 400 lb dudes.

Car Guy
12-28-2009, 05:19 PM
I would guess there is a combined total of 12 dumpings in the shower, 8 if we are talking 400 lb dudes.

:rolf

Reverend Cooper
12-28-2009, 06:41 PM
worthless without pix

awsomeears
12-28-2009, 07:11 PM
ewww

Russ Jerome
12-28-2009, 07:21 PM
What is the hold up? Weren't you originally supposed to close end of October?

Oct 30, Nov 9th, Dec something, now mid January......they assure me its actualy happening now since they put his foreclosure off.

Short sale: You sit in front of a house with a pile of cash that meets the sellers asking price, his bank sits around and waits for you to give up, "short sale".

lordairgtar
12-29-2009, 12:07 AM
I would guess there is a combined total of 12 dumpings in the shower, 8 if we are talking 400 lb dudes.
C'mon Pork, ya gotta stop watching those Austin Powers movies with Fat Bastard. :rolfI think teens shit worse. Saw a deuce sitting sideways ABOVE the water line in a toilet when I owned my own gas station years ago. I was amazed!

-stew-
12-29-2009, 12:38 AM
So my basement is filling up with turds

Democrats invading, huh?

pOrk
12-29-2009, 03:33 PM
Democrats invading, huh?

lol! I would need more then bleach to fix that smell!