Scales
05-14-2004, 09:01 PM
And today's joke is.....
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends,
a college student led the way into the den.
"Hey!, what the hell is that big brass gong with that big hammer hanging from
it used for?" one of his friends asked.
"That's my talking clock", the man replied.
"Really? How's it work?" the friend asked.
"Watch", the man said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering
pound with the hammer.
Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall
"KNOCK IT OFF, YOU JERK! It's 2am!"
:rolf
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends,
a college student led the way into the den.
"Hey!, what the hell is that big brass gong with that big hammer hanging from
it used for?" one of his friends asked.
"That's my talking clock", the man replied.
"Really? How's it work?" the friend asked.
"Watch", the man said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering
pound with the hammer.
Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall
"KNOCK IT OFF, YOU JERK! It's 2am!"
:rolf