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12-02-2009, 10:17 PM
Tiger Woods, is this you????

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mis/1492430208.html

"Hey just wanted to say i loved the head you gave me. i know we were both with our spouses and kids but i think this is something we should keep doing. if you feel the same way get in contact with me"
Flicktitty
12-02-2009, 10:43 PM
LMAO that's awesome.
flyin_blue_egg
12-03-2009, 11:08 AM
where the hell do you people find this stuff....lmao
2JZIS-F
12-03-2009, 02:10 PM
F#ck! Im so done taking my kids to that place.
Irish
12-03-2009, 02:12 PM
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SSLEVO
12-03-2009, 03:02 PM
Lol, i so hope that makes the FM 102.1 missed connections, maybe i should email it to them.
GRAMPS SS
12-03-2009, 04:53 PM
wow!

x2...wtf is wrong with some of these people....
GRAMPS SS
12-03-2009, 04:54 PM
and what was OP looking there to begin with...hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Daytonapacecar959
12-03-2009, 09:29 PM
Reply
http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mis/1493691558.html
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RanJer
12-03-2009, 10:38 PM
Reply
http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mis/1493691558.html
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In case it gets flagged/deleted:

Oh my lord! I found you on here! My great grand kids set me up with this interweb gizmo last week and so far it has been pretty amazing! I can look up recipes, shop for my medication from Canada, and answer single ads that I only could before in the newspapers...my gosh! Yes, I have been single since grandpa Joe left us a few years back, but this old lady needs some loving too, as you found out....but I do have something I must confess, I didn't know "that" was what I was doing that day.

You see son, my eye sight has left me seeing not so good. That day I was looking for Charlie, my great grandson, whom we took to that Disney land like place in the strip mall that has pizza and robotic mice. I ventured into what I thought was a playroom full of hidden doors with prizes. So many fun games there for the kids. So I am thinking when I opened the stall door, I was confused, and mistook your "thing" for the balloon blow up game. Small, dainty, and oh so cute, so I blew and I blew hoping for a prize. At first I thought I had won two mushy bean bag balls, but the game wouldn't let me have them despite my constant pulling. It was to my utter shock that I realized what had happened when my son-in-law came in and shrieked and took me straight back to our booth. He had to explain to me what I had done. Oh my oh my, I was so embarrassed! In my time I have done many naughty little things, quite a lifetime, quite a lifetime, and in the end the humor and wink factor has made me believe it was no big deal. So with dentures in I give you a great big old smile and hope that next time you find someone who appreciated what you have to offer....one thing I have learned after all these years is that size DOES matter!