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awsomeears
12-02-2009, 07:47 AM
Listening to the radio and I guess there are several girls he's been playing around with, and a voice mail with his voice saying " please delete your # my wife went through my phone "

:stare

Dam tiger you just moved down on my honorable scale :chair:

07ROUSHSTG3
12-02-2009, 07:50 AM
all the money in the world. smoking hot wife at home taking care of the kids. life by the balls. i guess a cocktail waitress is more important?!?! but then again, nobody will care in a year anyway?!??!

TheRX7Project
12-02-2009, 07:51 AM
Movin' on up, to the east side....

Screw that, go Tiger. If I was in his position you better believe I'd be getting around too. I wouldn't have gotten married though.

You fucked up, Tiger. Even if you were unhappy, now you'll get to be unhappy with half your stuff.

Karps TA
12-02-2009, 08:06 AM
I never understand why people who are that wealthy and famous bother getting married until they are like 50. You have prime ***** being thrown at you 24-7, why the hell would you end that, or pretend to end that. I don't give a shit how hot or cool the woman is that you marry. Bang away until your dick falls off. Then find that special someone.

I hope his lawyers did a good job on any prenups. Cause losing half a billion dollars is going to hurt.

Exitspeed
12-02-2009, 09:18 AM
Dam tiger you just moved down on my honorable scale :chair:

Did you actually think he was perfect?

animal
12-02-2009, 09:47 AM
He better start rootin for the Bills I guess :goof:

qjPBMAmNH14

awsomeears
12-02-2009, 12:50 PM
Did you actually think he was perfect?

No but the whole Cheating thing is just Plain wrong, you get married to be with the one you love forever.

This world thinks cheating is no bid deal at all.................

This is just in general not towards you :rolf

Prince Valiant
12-02-2009, 01:11 PM
Tiger, if you're reading this forum ( :goof ), just come clean. Never gets better by stonewalling or lying. Ever.

Exitspeed
12-02-2009, 01:16 PM
No but the whole Cheating thing is just Plain wrong, you get married to be with the one you love forever.

This world thinks cheating is no bid deal at all.................

This is just in general not towards you :rolf

None taken. I totally agree. I hate how marriage is viewed in our society. Basically, give it a try and heck if it doesn't work, no biggie. Pisses me off. People are so lazy. They don't even want to work at a relationship. They just give us. Obviously there are good reasons for divorce and it is necessary in some cases. But it's just a sad excuse more then anything today.

At the same time, Tiger is a person and people fuck up. My problem is that people just can't believe their beloved Tiger could do such a thing. Like he's not entitled to make a few mistakes in his life.

But I'm a very forgiving person. And though our society acts like it isn't...it really is.

animal
12-02-2009, 01:43 PM
I hate how marriage is viewed in our society.

Broken down, marriage is really a business deal (even my wife, though hesitant, did agree). There's not exactly a huge difference between a textbook marraige and a long term exclusive loving relationship besides hospital visitation, insurance, and how you file taxes :)

To me it's funnier how people are likelier to excuse a cheater in a long term loving relationship than a marriage.

94greenbandit
12-02-2009, 02:11 PM
Personally i don't give a flying flip what he does. Just let him play golf and whoever he screws in his personal life then let it stay that way.

Karps TA
12-02-2009, 02:31 PM
Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing

Why did Tiger crash into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the driveway. Rock me.

Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.

Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger’s spraying his balls everywhere.

It turns out that fixing Tiger’s game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putter. 



Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.

What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER’S WIFE MAKES THE CUT

Given Tiger’s racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.

Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.

What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They’ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

Car Guy
12-02-2009, 02:35 PM
Tiger's has released his new look for the golf course.....:rolf

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f3/KarGuy/yeah2CI2Ctroll2Cwhat2Cof2Cit.jpg

gottwins?
12-02-2009, 03:17 PM
Tiger's has released his new look for the golf course.....:rolf

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f3/KarGuy/yeah2CI2Ctroll2Cwhat2Cof2Cit.jpg

Man I hate that guy

Car Guy
12-02-2009, 04:05 PM
Man I hate that guy

The person in the picture, you know him.....:confused

animal
12-02-2009, 04:07 PM
The person in the picture, you know him.....:confused

You don't need to know someone to hate them, do you? :rolf

gottwins?
12-02-2009, 04:32 PM
The person in the picture, you know him.....:confused

His music speaks for itself, I consider it a cancer to this society....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vum3qgoh0x4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfNzvNd4PA

Can't believe these songs made number #1... I feel for anyone that likes this shit. :loser:punch::kennygun::chair::flipoff2:

Car Guy
12-02-2009, 04:37 PM
His music speaks for itself, I consider it a cancer to this society....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfNzvNd4PA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vum3qgoh0x4

Can't believe these songs made number #1... I feel for anyone that likes this shit. :loser:punch::kennygun::chair::flipoff2:

I had NO clue that person was him.....:durr

Exitspeed
12-02-2009, 04:52 PM
His music speaks for itself, I consider it a cancer to this society....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vum3qgoh0x4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfNzvNd4PA

Can't believe these songs made number #1... I feel for anyone that likes this shit. :loser:punch::kennygun::chair::flipoff2:

Agreed. Fuckin hate the fag.

VroomPshhTsi
12-02-2009, 07:04 PM
So is there any hard evidence yet? Or is it still just some ladies here and there wanting all the attention and probably making shit up about fooling around with Tiger for the fame/money?

Karps TA
12-02-2009, 07:31 PM
There's voice mail of him telling a woman to hurry up and remove her name from her phone cause his wife is probably going to call it soon.

Plus he's pretty much admitted he's been a bad boy.

jbiscuit
12-02-2009, 08:49 PM
he's busted...he knows he is busted. She'll make out huge on the deal when she divorces him. Hope that fling was worth $100 million!

94greenbandit
12-03-2009, 10:10 AM
I am sure it will cost him more than $100 mil

Karps TA
12-03-2009, 10:18 AM
The prenup is air tight from what I heard. It's also based on length of time. If she makes X amount of years, she'll get X amount of dollars. There's like a big bonus if she makes like 10 years.

People like Tiger may not be all that smart. But his lawyers and handlers are very smart.