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xxsn0blindxx
11-18-2009, 07:39 AM
http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/cto/1471185555.html

Space Ship with Lazers - $1000000 (Riverwest)
Date: 2009-11-18, 1:41AM CST
Reply to: sale-bzdnw-1471185555@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This is a space ship in near MINT condition! I've been building it in my garage for at least a few weeks now. I got the plans on eBay for a dollar (mostly in Russian) and I got most of the parts from broken microwaves and old TV sets I found in dumpsters. I'm a professional, so of course this was easy to build, but is being sold AS IS! I haven't tested it out yet but I highly recommend you first experiment with a dog or a fish or some other innocent animal before you embark on your own intergalactic journey. If you have experience driving stick shift and playing xbox then you should have no problem figuring the controls out (instruction manual not included). There is REAL NASA TECHNOLOGY in this thing! The LAZERS are very dangerous and you'll probably need to get a permit for them.

DON'T BE FOOLED BY ALL OF THE FAKE SPACE SHIPS ON THE MARKET!!! This one is the REAL DEAL!!

If you are a terrorist don't even bother e-mailing me! NO SHIP FOR YOU!

Free Snuggie included if you get this thing out of my back yard by the end of the week.

(pictures may not reflect actual space ship)

http://images.craigslist.org/3kc3o33pf5O55Qd5P29bh56a0b6c6a26e1ca0.jpg http://images.craigslist.org/3k73o33l95O25Qa5S69bh16a5a2005c521434.jpg

Dasred
11-18-2009, 04:46 PM
Good Price!!!!