PDA

View Full Version : Gotta Love the Irish



d0nut
11-17-2009, 08:42 PM
Mick says 'how you doin?'

Paddy says ' okay but do us a favour mate, run upstairs and get me fvckin'
slippers, me feet are fvckin' freezing.'

Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters
sitting on the bed. He says 'your dad's sent me up here to have sex with
both of you'.
They say 'get away with ya.. prove it.'
Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of em?'

Paddy shouts back 'Of course both of em, what's the point of fvckin
one?'

Irish
11-17-2009, 11:21 PM
...

-stew-
11-18-2009, 12:54 AM
Little Brian O'Brian walks up to his grandpa...

"Grandfather, might I be havin $5 so I can get a guinea pig?"
Grandpa cracks his wallet and hands Brian a ten spot.
"Herrre's ten dollars laddy, go and find yourrr self a nice Irrrish girrl."