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11-11-2009, 05:48 PM
President Obama meets with the Queen of England.
He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government? Are there any tips you can
give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is
to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Obama frowns.
"But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them
to answer an intelligence riddle."
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom.
"Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room
"Yes, my Queen?"
The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother
and Father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your
sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers,
"That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
Back in the White house , President Obama asks to
speak with the Vice President Joe Biden.
"Answer this for me. Your mother and your
Father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your
sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says Joe. "Let me get back to you on that
one."
Joe goes to his advisors and asks everyone, but none
can give him an answer. Joe sees former President George Bush and
took the opportunity to make him look stupid.
Joe looks around to see if anyone can overhear them,
and he whispers, "George Can you answer this for me?
Your mother and father have a child and it's not your
brother or your sister. Who is it?"
George whispers back,
"That's easy. It's me"
Joe smiles and says "Thanks!"
Joe goes back to the White house to speak with Pres
Obama.
"I have the answer to that riddle. It's
George Bush."
Obama gets up and angrily yells into his face,
"No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!
He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government? Are there any tips you can
give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is
to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Obama frowns.
"But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them
to answer an intelligence riddle."
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom.
"Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room
"Yes, my Queen?"
The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother
and Father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your
sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers,
"That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
Back in the White house , President Obama asks to
speak with the Vice President Joe Biden.
"Answer this for me. Your mother and your
Father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your
sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says Joe. "Let me get back to you on that
one."
Joe goes to his advisors and asks everyone, but none
can give him an answer. Joe sees former President George Bush and
took the opportunity to make him look stupid.
Joe looks around to see if anyone can overhear them,
and he whispers, "George Can you answer this for me?
Your mother and father have a child and it's not your
brother or your sister. Who is it?"
George whispers back,
"That's easy. It's me"
Joe smiles and says "Thanks!"
Joe goes back to the White house to speak with Pres
Obama.
"I have the answer to that riddle. It's
George Bush."
Obama gets up and angrily yells into his face,
"No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!