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BlkBeauty96
05-03-2004, 08:24 PM
WHy does everyone call cars Girls? Like "look at her... isn't she a beauty?" Ya know? :wtf O what the hell... just cerious :sgay

scubastang
05-03-2004, 09:30 PM
-cause we ride them a lot
-she needs hella upkeep. nuff said
-we really want to go fast in them, but we know we might bust something in them if we go too fast
-we like to keep her clean, but don't mind if she gets dirty once in a while
-we are lazy being the men that we are, so we expect our girls to drive us around and be reliable
-we know if we get sick of her, we can just put her in the garage
-cause we are constantly worried about other men touching or stealing her away
-they takes all our focking money
-they want and need all of our focking time
-when we go out on a weekend night with her, we want to impress other guys, but more importantly other women
-if we get really sick of her, we can offer her in a trade for a new one
-we buy her big expensive things to wear, only to be broken
-when you get pissed at her, you really want to kick her but you just don't have the heart
-she gets moody. sometimes she acts better than ever, sometimes shes not running so hot

thats all i can think of at the moment :alcoholic

Brian98GTP
05-03-2004, 10:08 PM
Good list!!

...just to add to it a bit though.....Sorry if I overlap on some of your points...



- If she acts up, baby her for a while...

....then beat the piss out of her like theres no tomorrow.... :goof


- Sometimes she begs for speed, but other times she feels like she can only handle the slow...

- Preferrs one kind of rubber over others....(No rubber, isnt an option...bad things can happen :( )

- Looks good when it wants, behaves how it wants whenever it wants...

- Loves drinkin' the "Premium" sh!t... :alcoholic

- Has the tendency to lock you out...

- Doesnt like getting rear ended...

- Can be nicknamed Jailbait...

Thats all for now.. Im out of beer.

02hawk796
05-04-2004, 10:44 AM
Well, not "everybody" refers to their car as a female. Many guys who are into cars are heterosexual, and are in love with their cars also, so they get a girls name, like Betty or whatever. Maybe gay guys name their paintbrush, I don't know, or care.
Some women I've seen name their car with a guy's name, and refer to it as "he".
I have seen some women name their car with girls names, haven't asked why.

Men also name their boats and other toys and refer to them as girls.

BlkBeauty96
05-04-2004, 03:02 PM
WOW... some of those were sure sexist... but I'll get over it. Very creative tho. But some do like to be rear ended. :-P lol

Brian98GTP
05-04-2004, 04:48 PM
WOW... some of those were sure sexist... but I'll get over it. Very creative tho. But some do like to be rear ended. lol

I thought we were talking about cars?? :confused
If not, then we need to start a different thread...haha :goof

BlkBeauty96
05-05-2004, 04:29 PM
I thought we were talking about cars?? :confused
If not, then we need to start a different thread...haha :goof


No, still cars but theres no harm in other ways, is there? Hehe :cool2:

Brian98GTP
05-05-2004, 08:51 PM
No, still cars but theres no harm in other ways, is there? Hehe

I'd prefer talking about the 'other', rather than cars...haha..Who wouldnt!?

Heres a few more I just thought of....


- After its rode hard, not many people want it... (used and abused) :hump2:

- They look good when Wet..

- Too much Bling is a bad thing... :bling

- Some look good with the top off/down..

- Some people like them shaved...(decals/emblems) :thumbsup

Im tapped...thats all I got..

SlowStee
05-05-2004, 10:16 PM
definately lik3e them shaved.....uhm....the car emblems....yeah.... :asshole

Cryptic
05-05-2004, 11:29 PM
WOW... some of those were sure sexist... but I'll get over it. Very creative tho. But some do like to be rear ended. :-P lol


:wow :Hump

02hawk796
05-06-2004, 06:57 AM
Hmmm...
Some don't want anybody else to do the driving. While others share their prize with their friends.

Usually, a regular thrashing keeps things working well, issues don't build up (or, at least no carbon build up).

After reading this, I'm wondering if the chicks with guys cars have all sticks.

BlkBeauty96
05-06-2004, 02:41 PM
I'd prefer talking about the 'other', rather than cars...haha..Who wouldnt!?

Yesh, i love it... i mean, Isn't my b/f lucky to have such a wonderful g/f? :thumbsup Hehe... Wow... one simple question turns into a porno unscripted. But porns awsome, so who can complain. :hump2:

FiErO-5spd
05-06-2004, 02:44 PM
LoL, yes, you're b/f is very lucky, most girls don't like to get rear-ended like you apparently do :hump2: :thumbsup

Brian98GTP
05-06-2004, 05:46 PM
Yesh, i love it... i mean, Isn't my b/f lucky to have such a wonderful g/f? Hehe... Wow... one simple question turns into a porno unscripted. But porns awsome, so who can complain.

porns rock! :rockwoot:
Unscripted porno is even better! haha

I wish my G/F was into porns... The closest she's ever come to porno was seeing a couple of dogs going at it...LOL

Im exaggerating a bit,.. but Damn.... I need a whore... :rock :licky :devil



LoL, yes, you're b/f is very lucky, most girls don't like to get rear-ended like you apparently do

I thought that if a guy likes doing a chick IDB, its like a sign of being half gay or something... :goof
Thats why I have/will always steer away from the 'Exit Only' area.... LMAO

SMS 1
05-06-2004, 06:12 PM
Holy Crap, I can't believe what is going on in here! :hump2:

BAD LS1
05-06-2004, 06:15 PM
HAHAHAH impromptu **** :hump2:

Your one of those ultra-rare IDB girls eh? hahahahah

WhiteZCamaro
05-06-2004, 06:58 PM
WOW!!!!! leave it up to my girlfriend to start a thread like this. :goof

SlowStee
05-06-2004, 10:11 PM
i think SMS is hurtin for a whore :)

02hawk796
05-07-2004, 04:54 PM
LoL, yes, you're b/f is very lucky, most girls don't like to get rear-ended like you apparently do :hump2: :thumbsup

Yeah, well. Some women are just more interested in fulfilling their orgasmic potential than others are. I'm just surprised that this is in High School - no wonder she found her Prom boring.
Although there is insufficient info to know if this is sexual experimenting or sexual maturity, it would be an amazing level of maturity for a woman under 32 years.

BlkBeauty96
05-07-2004, 05:17 PM
LOLOL Wow, this has turned into just... my kinda thing. hehe... You guys are funnie. Yesh prom did suck but it's not cuz there wasn't any action goin on... well, actully this one chick... ****** hot as hell! I was about to take her in the back... hehe... wow, i'm done... Love you Jason :-P

BAD LS1
05-07-2004, 05:19 PM
Wholy Phuck!!! the door swings both ways too!! :licky :thumbsup

Where did you find this one J? and was there anymore like her left where you tapped this resource? :rolf

WhiteZCamaro
05-07-2004, 05:39 PM
Wholy Phuck!!! the door swings both ways too!! :licky :thumbsup

Where did you find this one J? and was there anymore like her left where you tapped this resource? :rolf

I'm still trying to figure it out my self........I guess its best not to think about it.

02hawk796
05-07-2004, 05:43 PM
Wholy Phuck!!! the door swings both ways too!! :licky :thumbsup

Where did you find this one J? and was there anymore like her left where you tapped this resource? :rolf

Well now, where is Heather when Tommy is just about hanging himself here? Like you don't have enough action, so you have to complain? If you're working on a Harem, you'll need to stop spending $ on your car!

Brian98GTP
05-07-2004, 10:14 PM
Damn!!

Now she's eye'n up other chix!!?? :wtf

She sounds like a keeper..dont let her get away man... :thumbsup

If things dont work out between you two,...... hahaha...j/k :shades

Orrrrrrrr.........maybe she should start hanging out with my G/F.... :rockwoot:

BlkBeauty96
05-08-2004, 12:14 PM
Damn!!

Now she's eye'n up other chix!!?? :wtf

She sounds like a keeper..dont let her get away man... :thumbsup

If things dont work out between you two,...... hahaha...j/k :shades

Orrrrrrrr.........maybe she should start hanging out with my G/F.... :rockwoot:


Thanks man... i hope we are together forever! I love that man so much! :wstupid ... <~~~ Jk... yeah... ya gotta love the boy... hehe :thumbsup