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BOSS LX
11-03-2009, 11:15 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/X-PIPE-OFFROAD-EXHAUST-MUSTANG-HIHP-AWESOMENESS-PAH_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem19b75d3b47QQitemZ11 0450522951QQptZMotorsQ5fCarQ5fTruckQ5fPartsQ5fAcce ssories

Prince Valiant
11-03-2009, 11:17 AM
lol...

BOSS LX
11-03-2009, 11:18 AM
Pah!

07ROUSHSTG3
11-03-2009, 11:24 AM
Lol!

Memphis
11-03-2009, 11:24 AM
Did you read the questions this guy got!! Thats hilarious!!

07ROUSHSTG3
11-03-2009, 11:33 AM
Did you read the questions this guy got!! Thats hilarious!!

i didn't catch that the first time i looked
:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf

Got Boost
11-03-2009, 11:42 AM
Could be the funniest ad ever ........ Did I say PAH

-stew-
11-03-2009, 11:48 AM
"Snappin' necks and cashin' checks!"


Hello new Facebook status!!!

Feature Pony
11-03-2009, 11:50 AM
Pah, my car has so much torque I need sewer pipes PAH!!!

SSLEVO
11-03-2009, 12:33 PM
haha, that is great.

FourEyedFord
11-03-2009, 01:45 PM
That is awesome, especially the pipe fittings!

badass88gt
11-03-2009, 02:02 PM
LOL, I'm gonna laugh the rest of the day over this.

4I Notch
11-03-2009, 02:03 PM
Those mustang guys sure are full of themselves. :rolf

70challenger452
11-03-2009, 02:13 PM
This guy sounds pretty legit to me, if I had a stang I'd be all over that, PAH

Nix
11-03-2009, 03:05 PM
Q: Honestly.....I hope you are joking about this item. Otherwise that will get you reported for false advertising. Just an FYI.
A: Your not very awesome. Please dont bid on item. Your not ready for real deal Pah!


:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

Q: wow your car must have some massive hp to be popping wheelies all over town.
A: boom!

Q: Is this awesome pipe compatible with most NAWZ systems? If so how much PAH are we talkin?
A: Were talkin BIG time PAh. That might be too much for you!

Q: Do i get the awesome concrete pictured beneath the X pipe?
A: IF you buy this... the WHOLE WORLD and everythgin in it is included. At least thats how awesome you will feel! Pah!!

Q: Will it fit on a Donk and make it pop wheelies?
A: Pah!

:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

Ricky Bobby
11-03-2009, 03:31 PM
OMG what a tool

70 cutlass 442
11-03-2009, 03:53 PM
the welds are still better then beyonds.... PAH

SmokinRAM114
11-03-2009, 03:58 PM
the welds are still better then beyonds.... PAH

:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf

WhatsADSM
11-03-2009, 07:25 PM
the welds are still better then beyonds.... PAH

hahaha :rolf:rolf:rolf

pOrk
11-03-2009, 07:29 PM
PAH! ahahha

STANMAN
11-03-2009, 08:12 PM
Awesomeness. Haven't laughed this hard since Chappelle's show was on:thumbsup:rolf

CATNHAT
11-03-2009, 09:08 PM
Good shit there. Not to hijack but I think i need a new refractor for my 42 heatilator, rear panel, herringbone? can u hook a brother up?

07ROUSHSTG3
11-03-2009, 09:16 PM
Awesomeness. Haven't laughed this hard since Chappelle's show was on:thumbsup:rolf

mmmmm, purple drank.

i miss that show. :crying

BOSS LX
11-03-2009, 10:00 PM
Good shit there. Not to hijack but I think i need a new refractor for my 42 heatilator, rear panel, herringbone? can u hook a brother up?

PM me the serial number, date code and model number. :thumbsup

HITMAN
11-03-2009, 10:17 PM
the welds are still better then beyonds.... PAH

I looked at that ad and thought the same thing. :rolf:thumbsup

SSDude
11-03-2009, 10:24 PM
Bad boy cut outs!!! :rolf

Top Fuel Tom
11-03-2009, 11:20 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/X-PIPE-OFFROAD-EXHAUST-MUSTANG-HIHP-AWESOMENESS-PAH_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem19b75d3b47QQitemZ11 0450522951QQptZMotorsQ5fCarQ5fTruckQ5fPartsQ5fAcce ssories


Looking for a new system? :rolf

70 cutlass 442
11-03-2009, 11:34 PM
Awesomeness. Haven't laughed this hard since Chappelle's show was on:thumbsup:rolf

QFT!


"bitches, meet dave, dave, meet bitches"
"Sup bitches"

-stew-
11-04-2009, 12:39 AM
"Tyree, you stabbed my dad!! And you had sex with Katie!!"

"Wait a minute, you got that all wrong. I ain't had sex with Katie! Lysol had sex with Katie; I just filmed it"

"No, Tyree, you had sex with me, too."

"Correction, I had sex with Katie."



"Hey, Chad! I had sex with Katie, to, man."



(Katie had some big asss titt-ays!!!)

70 cutlass 442
11-04-2009, 01:15 AM
"Tyree, you stabbed my dad!! And you had sex with Katie!!"

"Wait a minute, you got that all wrong. I ain't had sex with Katie! Lysol had sex with Katie; I just filmed it"

"No, Tyree, you had sex with me, too."

"Correction, I had sex with Katie."



"Hey, Chad! I had sex with Katie, to, man."



(Katie had some big asss titt-ays!!!)

:rolf

The mad real world is IMO one of the best, if not the best skit ever done.....

STANMAN
11-04-2009, 06:01 AM
"Tyree, you stabbed my dad!! And you had sex with Katie!!"

"Wait a minute, you got that all wrong. I ain't had sex with Katie! Lysol had sex with Katie; I just filmed it"

"No, Tyree, you had sex with me, too."

"Correction, I had sex with Katie."



"Hey, Chad! I had sex with Katie, to, man."



(Katie had some big asss titt-ays!!!)


wha choo mean by "you people", I think it's time for you to go!!!!:rolf


Some of the other classic skits:

Niggar Family
Time Haters
World Series of Dice (best line ever: that's why I hid my car keys.......in my ass):rolf
Clayton Bigsby the black white supremist
Behind the Music (Rick James episodes) (fvck your couch nigga!!!)

07ROUSHSTG3
11-04-2009, 07:47 PM
the questions get better and better!!

Q: My car is already equipped with Chuck Norris's perpetual energy reactor, putting out infinity rwhp. Would your awesome xpipe add even more pah???

A: This JUST in. We just found Chuck Norris's signature on this item. HE claims credit for this work. pictures to follow.

03Seville
11-04-2009, 07:58 PM
haha!

Plum Crazy
11-04-2009, 08:02 PM
the questions get better and better!!

Q: My car is already equipped with Chuck Norris's perpetual energy reactor, putting out infinity rwhp. Would your awesome xpipe add even more pah???

A: This JUST in. We just found Chuck Norris's signature on this item. HE claims credit for this work. pictures to follow.


I fell off my chair on that one!!!:rolf:rolf:rolf

07ROUSHSTG3
11-04-2009, 08:06 PM
I fell off my chair on that one!!!:rolf:rolf:rolf

i know, i cannot stop laughing. i am tearing (sp) up!!

07ROUSHSTG3
11-04-2009, 08:15 PM
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!!!


Q: My delorean already is already powered a 1.2 Jiggawatt Cuisinart, will this exhaust allow my car to go back to the future faster than 88mph?

A: Im speachless.

Plum Crazy
11-04-2009, 08:21 PM
Pah!

07ROUSHSTG3
11-04-2009, 08:23 PM
Q: I recently brought a copy of this listing to my local Pep Boys. Because I purchased all of the upgrades to my Geo Storm through them I trust their judgment. They told me that this may even reduce the PAH of my Storm because of prior upgrades. Please tell me if it is compatible with the following upgrades: fake side vents, electronic audio "wooooosshhhhh" noisemaker, improperly installed cold air intake, plastic spinning hubcaps, unpainted bondo covering rust, fake bullet holes, illegal immigrants in the back seat I picked up at Home Depot. Thanks for the help! Nov-04-09


A: PAH!!!!PAH!!!!PAH!!!!PAH!!!!PAH!!!!PAH!!!!PAH!!!!P AH!!!!

Nix
11-04-2009, 08:26 PM
Q: I recently brought a copy of this listing to my local Pep Boys. Because I purchased all of the upgrades to my Geo Storm through them I trust their judgment. They told me that this may even reduce the PAH of my Storm because of prior upgrades. Please tell me if it is compatible with the following upgrades: fake side vents, electronic audio "wooooosshhhhh" noisemaker, improperly installed cold air intake, plastic spinning hubcaps, unpainted bondo covering rust, fake bullet holes, illegal immigrants in the back seat I picked up at Home Depot. Thanks for the help! Nov-04-09


A: PAH!!!!PAH!!!!PAH!!!!PAH!!!!PAH!!!!PAH!!!!PAH!!!!P AH!!!!

Fucking hilarious!!! Illegal immigrants in the back!?!?!?!! :banana1:

-stew-
11-04-2009, 09:24 PM
^^^ I think you mean "undocumented immegrants"