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Korndogg
10-28-2009, 04:55 PM
they pretty much sell everything now.
http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_query=casket&search_constraint=0&tc=0&ic=48_0&ref=+125874.425084&tab_value=27_All
Beagle
10-28-2009, 05:00 PM
WTF???? What would really be messed up is, if they had those in stores. Why are you looking at those anyways Mark???
Korndogg
10-28-2009, 05:01 PM
on another board
Fuck!! I've seen it all now. Walmart will never die, unless, you find its heart!! :stare
GRAMPS SS
10-28-2009, 06:04 PM
COSTO sells them as well...I'd like to buy a nice black one with all chrome handles now..have it custom flamed,. have it stored, and when i die...which you never know when that is at my age now...i'll get buried in style .......
COSTO sells them as well...I'd like to buy a nice black one with all chrome handles now..have it custom flamed,. have it stored, and when i die...which you never know when that is at my age now...i'll get buried in style .......
Fuck that. Just throw me in a ditch or a landfill or set my corpse on fire. Save the cash, I think the casket gets put in to a big sealed box thing anyhow. To me a box is a box. Either way I will be a worm feast/taking a dirt nap and it wont matter. :thumbsup
Korndogg
10-28-2009, 06:11 PM
it gets put in a box so your nasty ass doesnt contaminate the drinking water.
VroomPshhTsi
10-28-2009, 06:35 PM
LOL, reminds me of employee of the month (also sold caskets in their super store)
Plum Crazy
10-28-2009, 06:53 PM
they sell caskets at Sams club, but they only come in 2 and 4 packs.
That_Guy
10-28-2009, 07:50 PM
they sell caskets at Sams club, but they only come in 2 and 4 packs.
ROFL!!!!! I want my body fung into the sea by a huge sling shot
SSLEVO
10-28-2009, 08:07 PM
Return Information
Due to FTC regulations, Walmart.com can only accept a return of a casket, urn or memorial jewelry due to freight or cosmetic damage from shipping. Walmart stores cannot accept the return of any casket or urn.
Haha, sorry no returns!
FoxStang
10-29-2009, 10:29 AM
I like how the ad below says search classifieds for casket...
That's what I want, slightly used casket.
-stew-
10-29-2009, 11:11 AM
To me a box is a box.
The cardboard box they put someone in to be cremated is $200. That's an expensive box.
Plum Crazy
10-29-2009, 11:22 AM
The cardboard box they put someone in to be cremated is $200. That's an expensive box.
yup, the "corrigated casket" as its called (sp?)
07ROUSHSTG3
10-29-2009, 11:58 AM
state law requires that funeral directors use a customer supplied casket, LOL! they are pissed. so if you go to a funeral director and tell them that you already have a casket being brought to them by walmart, they cannot do anything about it other than clinch their teeth and think of all the money that they lost, LOL!
i have a funeral director buddy and he is pissed
Irish
10-29-2009, 12:11 PM
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-stew-
10-29-2009, 12:37 PM
state law requires that funeral directors use a customer supplied casket, LOL! they are pissed. so if you go to a funeral director and tell them that you already have a casket being brought to them by walmart, they cannot do anything about it other than clinch their teeth and think of all the money that they lost, LOL!
i have a funeral director buddy and he is pissed
It's still a bit of a racket. $200 for a "curogated casket"? I understand they have to make money, but I'd bet there is a 1000% mark-up on those.
The cardboard box they put someone in to be cremated is $200. That's an expensive box.
Shit yeah it is! I'll just stop over at American TV and grab a refer box. They can use that for my stinky corpse.
OxmanWI
10-29-2009, 02:38 PM
Fuck!! I've seen it all now. Walmart will never die, unless, you find its heart!! :stare
It's located near the television section.
LIL EVO
10-30-2009, 06:48 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8333198.stm
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