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TraceDaddy
10-22-2009, 08:26 AM
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-
boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T'
shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming
or this is goin to be my lucky day!'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all
about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

lordairgtar
10-22-2009, 05:52 PM
Ouch.

LEWETHETIGER73
10-22-2009, 07:08 PM
burn...

lordairgtar
10-24-2009, 01:51 PM
I could be used to time a roast.:devil

CPonyGo
10-25-2009, 11:23 AM
lmfao............