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subliminal1284
10-18-2009, 12:50 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20091017/wl_time/08599193082200

If that works I hope they start doing that here :D


Pigs still can't fly, but this winter, the mayor of Moscow promises to keep it from snowing. For just a few million dollars, the mayor's office will hire the Russian Air Force to spray a fine chemical mist over the clouds before they reach the capital, forcing them to dump their snow outside the city. Authorities say this will be a boon for Moscow, which is typically covered with a blanket of snow from November to March. Road crews won't need to constantly clear the streets, and traffic - and quality of life - will undoubtedly improve.

The idea came from Mayor Yury Luzhkov, who is no stranger to playing God. In 2002, he spearheaded a project to reverse the flow of the vast River Ob through Siberia to help irrigate the country's parched Central Asian neighbors. Although that idea hasn't exactly turned out as planned - scientists have said it's not feasible - this time, Luzhkov says, there's no way he can fail. (See TIME's photo-essay "Vladimir Putin: Action Figure.")

Controlling the weather in Moscow is nothing new, he says. Ahead of the two main holidays celebrated in the city each year - Victory Day in May and City Day in September - the often cash-strapped air force is paid to make sure that it doesn't, well, rain on the parades. With a city budget of $40 billion a year (larger than New York City's budget), Moscow can easily afford the $2-3 million price tag to keep the skies blue as spectators watch the tanks and rocket launchers roll along Red Square. Now there's a new challenge for the air force: Moscow's notorious blizzards.

"You know how every year on City Day and Victory Day we create the weather?" Luzhkov asked a group of farmers outside Moscow in September, according to Russian media reports. "Well, we should do the same with the snow! Then outside Moscow there will be more moisture, a bigger harvest, while for us it won't snow as much. It will make financial sense." (See pictures of Russia celebrating Victory Day.)

The plan was unsurprisingly rubber-stamped this week by the Moscow City Council, which is dominated by Luzhkov's supporters. Then the city's Department of Housing and Public Works described how it would work. The air force will use cement powder, dry ice or silver iodide to spray the clouds from Nov. 15 to March 15 - and only to prevent "very big and serious snow" from falling on the city, said Andrei Tsybin, the head of the department. This could mean that a few flakes will manage to slip through the cracks. Tsybin estimated that the total cost of keeping the storms at bay would be $6 million this winter, roughly half the amount Moscow normally spends to clear the streets of snow.

So far the main objection to the plan has come from Moscow's suburbs, which will likely be inundated with snow if the plan goes forward. Alla Kachan, the Moscow region's ecology minister, said the proposal still needs to be assessed by environmental experts and discussed with the people living in the area before Luzhkov can enact it. "The citizens of the region have some concerns. We have received lots of messages," she told the RIA news agency. (Read TIME's 1991 article "The End of the U.S.S.R.")

With only a few weeks left before winter comes, environmentalists will have to work fast to keep Luzhkov from implementing his zaniest plan to date - and to stop the first snowflakes from wafting down to the city streets.

Anakonda69
10-18-2009, 01:05 PM
that is so damn retarded. chemical probably causes cancer. i love snow. snow ftmfw!!!

PureSound15
10-18-2009, 01:16 PM
Messing with nature = Probably going to bite them in the ass.

Monstr913
10-18-2009, 01:24 PM
cement powder+moisture=bad idea in my book....also messing with nature not good

Yooformula
10-18-2009, 03:46 PM
Messing with nature = Probably going to bite them in the ass.

No shit! havent we done enough crap to nature.

MurphysLaw88GT
10-18-2009, 04:55 PM
Nature will attain equilibrium

ND4SPD
10-18-2009, 05:13 PM
You think this is bad some of the jackass global-warming nuts want to disperse sulfur or some other particulate into the upper atmosphere to cause a nuclear winter to stop or slow down global warming. :stare

TransAm12sec
10-18-2009, 10:30 PM
"Nature vs. Nurture, nature always wins.''

Kind of shitty to give a group of people guaranteed extra snow.
Drop it off at a ski hill.

EastSider
10-18-2009, 10:33 PM
Speaking of Nature I just moved here. I was researching the snow here and was wondering if I should get a snow removal machine or just a scooper to scoop it out of the way? Any suggestions?

lordairgtar
10-18-2009, 11:44 PM
Speaking of Nature I just moved here. I was researching the snow here and was wondering if I should get a snow removal machine or just a scooper to scoop it out of the way? Any suggestions?
Depends on how much area you have to shovel out.

EastSider
10-18-2009, 11:55 PM
I am renting a house driveway is only 10 feet long but is a standard 2 car wide.

ND4SPD
10-19-2009, 06:59 AM
If it's anything like the last 2 years.. you may want to consider a snowblower.

lilws6
10-19-2009, 11:12 AM
usually a snow blower is needed at a minimum in WI i have a plow on my lawn tractor because i have about 1/4 mile drive wat to plow. shovel just won't cut it./ back to the original post. I think it will bit them in the ass. i hope it back fires and causes it to snow extra right on top of them. then i'll go there and play in it all lol

PureSound15
10-19-2009, 11:43 AM
I am renting a house driveway is only 10 feet long but is a standard 2 car wide.

Where did you move from? I wish I could see your face the first day you look outside and see this -

http://www.cumminsracing.com/images/snow_storm_0119.jpg

SBC-Fox
10-19-2009, 11:45 AM
aliens in moscow is now solved lol

07ROUSHSTG3
10-19-2009, 12:09 PM
now all those russian ladies in moscow can shave their legs since they won't be walkng through snow.

TransAm12sec
10-19-2009, 12:39 PM
Personally I wouldn't invest in a snow blower if the driveway was only 10 feet long.

PonyKiller87
10-19-2009, 12:43 PM
"Nature vs. Nurture, nature always wins.''

Kind of shitty to give a group of people guaranteed extra snow.
Drop it off at a ski hill.

Yeah in russia that might fly but not here. If you did it here there would be a class action lawsuit from all the snow plowers over lost income, then another one from waukesha or who ever they decide to screw and dump it all on, lol.

EastSider
10-19-2009, 09:32 PM
This is Wisconsin? WTH I am from Phoenix and I also lived in Puerto Rico for 5 years


Where did you move from? I wish I could see your face the first day you look outside and see this -

http://www.cumminsracing.com/images/snow_storm_0119.jpg

07ROUSHSTG3
10-19-2009, 09:33 PM
^^^
lol!!

torque.hit
10-19-2009, 11:43 PM
Its gonna be a rough winter for the newcomer :D

SSLEVO
10-20-2009, 07:37 AM
Lol, its not bad down here. Go up to Houghton and then you can talk. They usually get over 200" a year. Snows damn near every day.