Craigslist hillbillies crack me up

[pOrk]

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/zip/1397397008.html

FREE PIANO good for bonfire (Hubertus)
Date: 2009-09-28, 9:16PM CDT
Reply to: sale-kth5g-1397397008@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Old upright player piano made in chicago. Made to burn! It still has a nice tone. You can play it while while the fire keeps you warm. (for awhile)+-

* Location: Hubertus
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[Car Guy]

I've sent many things to a firey death but never a piano, Eric I'll pick it up if you'll burn it in your monster fire pit......:flamet

[pOrk]

Only if you play it while she burns! haha

BCM Piano bon fire on friday?

[lordairgtar]

Any one ever think that it might be actually worth something?

[Car Guy]

Yes but to who is the real question, there is a free piano listed on CL damn near every day and most end up in the trash because nobody wants them......

[GOOD LS1]

Bring it here....more firewood for the party on Saturday. (just hoping the rain holds off)

[Car Guy]

More 'firewood'.....:devil

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[SSLEVO]

My buddy's parents tune and restore pianos for a living. I always wondered about all the old pianos you see for free. They said they usually aren't worth fixing because the wood is usually dryed out and warped. It would take more work than its worth to get them to play right i guess. They said to properly restore a piano it would cost 3-6k depending on the condition.

[Car Guy]

`nutha one, this fire could be HUGE......:headbang

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/zip/1401151652.html