Lets have a BIG round of applause for Rev. Michael Cooper [Archive]

badass88gt

09-28-2009, 08:56 PM

I'd like to be the first to congratulate the Rev. Michael Cooper on his ordainment into the Universal Life Church as a certified minister. God be with you my friend.

Reverend Cooper

09-28-2009, 09:14 PM

Peace be with you also!

badass88gt

09-28-2009, 09:27 PM

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k157/badass88gt/0glo.jpg

wrath

09-28-2009, 10:11 PM

bwha ha ha.

http://www.ulc.net/support/index.php?_m=knowledgebase&_a=viewarticle&kbarticleid=29&nav=0

That_Guy

09-28-2009, 10:12 PM

sweet jesus... that is awesome

udlose98

09-28-2009, 10:21 PM

welcome to the church fellow rev.

BR3W CITY

09-28-2009, 10:25 PM

hahah wow; I did that back in high school...wtf. I really didn't know this was still around and anyone new about it. I still have my certificate around here somewhere

badass88gt

09-28-2009, 10:57 PM

Coop's ordainment has reason behind it though, this is a serious thing.

lordairgtar

09-29-2009, 12:08 AM

I as well have those credentials.

-stew-

09-29-2009, 12:33 AM

sweet Jesus... that is awesome

Capitol "J," asshole. If you're gonna blaspheme have the courtesy to use proper punctuation.

Gregor

09-29-2009, 02:14 AM

It had to be online, because if stepped a foot in a church he would spontaneous combust

HITMAN

09-29-2009, 03:05 AM

Capitol "J," asshole. If you're gonna blaspheme have the courtesy to use proper punctuation.

The term would be "Capitalization," asshole. If you're going to preach, have the courtesy to use proper terminology. ;)

badass88gt

09-29-2009, 05:47 AM

The term would be "Capitalization," asshole. If you're going to preach, have the courtesy to use proper terminology. ;)

lol

TheRX7Project

09-29-2009, 06:51 AM

This thread is full of win.

xxsn0blindxx

09-29-2009, 07:44 AM

Welcome to the fold my brother, I've been a member since 1997 or 1998 :thumbsup

moels

09-29-2009, 08:37 AM

Coop's ordainment has reason behind it though, this is a serious thing.

Coop is going to marry you guys??? Just a guess.

07ROUSHSTG3

09-29-2009, 08:38 AM

Coop is going to marry you guys??? Just a guess.

ROFL!! i don't care who you are, that was some funny shit right there :rolf.

-stew-

09-29-2009, 08:41 AM

The term would be "Capitalization," asshole. If you're going to preach, have the courtesy to use proper terminology. ;)

D'OH! I'll collect my fail on the way out the door...

That_Guy

09-29-2009, 09:04 AM

Capitol "J," asshole. If you're gonna blaspheme have the courtesy to use proper punctuation.

sorry.. :rolf:rolf:loser

Waver

09-29-2009, 09:51 AM

this is just too good.....The church of coop!

-stew-

09-29-2009, 10:07 AM

sorry.. :rolf:rolf:loser

Who you callin' a loser? You're the one who is insulting Jesus and can't put together a proper sentence. Rev. Coop is gonna light you up when he see's you've been disrespecting JC.

That_Guy

09-29-2009, 10:23 AM

Who you callin' a loser? You're the one who is insulting Jesus and can't put together a proper sentence. Rev. Coop is gonna light you up when he see's you've been disrespecting JC.

im catholic.. as long as i repent.. i pretty much can do what ever i want :headbang
:rolf

-stew-

09-29-2009, 10:33 AM

im catholic.. as long as i repent.. i pretty much can do what ever i want :headbang
:rolf

Yeah, not so much.

That_Guy

09-29-2009, 10:38 AM

Yeah, not so much.

agree to disagree

badass88gt

09-29-2009, 11:05 AM

Coop is going to marry you guys??? Just a guess.

:haveabeer

Wisconsin Marriage Law 765.16:

Marriage may be validly solemnized and contracted in this state only after a marriage license has been issued therefore, and only by the mutual declarations of the 2 parties to be joined in marriage that they take each other as husband and wife, made before an authorized officiating person and in the presence of at least 2 competent adult witnesses other than the officiating person. The following are authorized to be officiating persons:

Any ordained member of the clergy of any religious denomination or society who continues to be an ordained member of the clergy.

Reverend Cooper

09-29-2009, 07:18 PM

Please don't talk bad about Jesus,It willl lead to nothing good for your eternal souls.This is not a joke. Dan has made it clear he would like me to marry them. I am more than honored to do so.I actually have quite the religious backround.

Josepy

09-29-2009, 07:33 PM

Reverend Cooper

09-29-2009, 07:38 PM

You sir with that avatar can not be invited.Sorry

moels

09-29-2009, 07:54 PM

I think that's cool that you are doing that. I kinda had a feeling that's where this was going. I was correct.....ding ding ding! lol

07ROUSHSTG3

09-29-2009, 08:13 PM

i have to explain my previous post. what i thought was funny was i took it as the poster was joking that "badass" and "coop" were getting married. my bad. carry on.

GTSLOW

09-29-2009, 08:39 PM

This thread has aid's.

Reverend Cooper

09-29-2009, 08:42 PM

^ That would be AID"S dork. Learn to spell your disease,now go give everyone a HI 5.

badass88gt

09-29-2009, 09:15 PM

LOL, ouch. Not much more humiliating than trying to insult someone and misspelling the insult.

ND4SPD

09-29-2009, 09:21 PM

Does this mean you can turn undead now?

GTSLOW

09-29-2009, 09:53 PM

LOL, ouch. Not much more humiliating than trying to insult someone and misspelling the insult.

I don't see any misspelling? :goof

nismodave

09-29-2009, 09:58 PM

Search result for Reverend Mike.:rolf

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XcLyALFa_cI/Sasfnu-1FnI/AAAAAAAAAaE/RNGdD-gmLuk/s400/reverend+mike+3.jpg

STANMAN

09-29-2009, 10:02 PM

Does this mean you can turn undead now?

That would be a Paladin, not a reverend.:rolf

CATNHAT

09-29-2009, 10:03 PM

You sir with that avatar can not be invited.Sorry
Is my avatar acceptable?

ND4SPD

09-29-2009, 10:07 PM

That would be a Paladin, not a reverend.:rolf

No no no... paladins have to be what... 5th level before they can turn... Priests/Clerics can do it out of the box... wait a minute... You mean he's not a Cleric? DAMN IT! So much for hanging out with him when the zombies show up.:wooo

That_Guy

09-29-2009, 10:13 PM

No no no... paladins have to be what... 5th level before they can turn... Priests/Clerics can do it out of the box... wait a minute... You mean he's not a Cleric? DAMN IT! So much for hanging out with him when the zombies show up.:wooo

we should have a bcm exorcism :devil:headbang

Korndogg

09-29-2009, 10:15 PM

we should have a bcm exorcism :devil:headbang

Does that mean you would leave?

That_Guy

09-29-2009, 10:17 PM

Does that mean you would leave?

hahahaha... if the power of christ compels me to

Korndogg

09-29-2009, 10:19 PM

I just talked to Christ, and he says yes. Please leave.

STANMAN

09-29-2009, 10:24 PM

I just talked to Christ, and he says yes. Please leave.

I didn't even know "sprinklerfitters" was a real word.

Korndogg

09-29-2009, 10:31 PM

Well they are the guys that put the sprinkler systems in. Dunno what you want them to be called.

STANMAN

09-29-2009, 10:35 PM

Well they are the guys that put the sprinkler systems in. Dunno what you want them to be called.

Fire supression techs? Sprinklerfitters sounds fruity:rolf