Maxim Magazine, for homo's?

[Russ Jerome]

I've been discarding the Maxims my wife gets me for free so long I had almost forgotten why I pitch them and head for outdoors and wildlife mags she gets me...I rememberd tonight bored and thumbing thru one of these rags.

Cover: Great looking girl (I love ALL girls so she looks great to me) hanging out of her tiny swimsuit.

Cover topics: Jessica Alba (Yum!), Marisa Miller, Kim Kardashian,hottest celebrity beach bodies , "How to have sex with waitress's", Audrina Partridge and on and on, hot chicks are gonna be from cover to cover WOOO HOOOO!!!!!!

So before you go dropping your pants around your ankles lets open up the very first page.....some guy walking like a tart thru tall grass in his stone washed jeans....TWO FULL PAGE AD WITH SOME BOY WHO LIKES WALKS IN THE HAY!

Suddenly a theme emerges as we thumb thru the pages, full color ads with guys stroking there own hair, guys walking out of the water half dressed, guys standing in the sand in there swimming shorts....WTF! Where are the woman??? There are seriously without exagerating more pics of men in ad's than there are woman, let alone full page ad's. Now they need there advertising money, maybe the hottest celebrity beach bodies to watch will be good....nope, a bunch of copy and paste pics cruedly scatterd on 2 pages, yes all of the pics on two pages in no order or with any focus.

Oh wait here, lets read the interveiws on what these girls like.....oh no its with WOODY F-ING HARRELSON! It get better, he has a full page pic of himself, looking like he is hunting for a 7yr old boy! Another interveiw, another interveiw with another guy, another FULL PAGE PIC of another guy, this repeats itself more than I can stomach looking at right now, men about men, on men, for men..

If I had purchased this copy expecting to see a "mans magazine" I would have been pissed or hit on by some guy who waits with his preist after church to read it together, late at night, alone. When I open a hunting magazine I dont expect to see a full page PETA ad, when I open my Ornathology magazine I dont expect to see a duck with its head blown off, when I open a magazine about woman I REALY dont want to be surprised as I turn the page and see some male model, or hear about what his favorite color is, dont care what his perfect day is....I dont give a crap about what other men think!

*BCM and BCM's members are open minded and open hearted, we do not segregate others....unless they use false advertisment to lure in hetrosexuals to buy magazines for alternative lifestyle peoeple....who we like anyway....they had no choice they were born that way and we embrase them..*

[lordairgtar]

You've figured it out. Maxim is a guys version of a woman's mag like Redbook or some such like that. Guys who want to read about that stuff buy it. Guys who want to read about or look at hot babes will buy Playboy or Penthouse...or at least the SI swimsuit issue. I think the term for those guys that buy it are called "metrosexuals". I did see one on the shelf at a news stand that had articles about UFC or some other fighter league, but I am sure it failed by interviewing the fighters and asking what their fave color is.

[TheRX7Project]

American Curves FTW.

And Playboy really DOES have good articles.

[-stew-]

And Playboy really DOES have shitty articles.

*fix'd...

Playboy sucks. I stopped subscribing a few years back. It is so politically skewed to the left, I couldn't read it. And the photography sucks. If you didn't know better, you'd think they had the same photographer for 20 years. Between the photo editing, the hair and make-up, the women all look the same. Spray tanned and implanted. FTL.


I keep it classy with Swank and Barely Legal. Larry Flynt > Hef

[wikked]

So before you go dropping your pants around your ankles lets open up the very first page.....some guy walking like a tart thru tall grass in his stone washed jeans....TWO FULL PAGE AD WITH SOME BOY WHO LIKES WALKS IN THE HAY!

It's a Levi's ad, they show Favre doing Wrangler ads during football all the time, does that make the NFL gay? :P




Suddenly a theme emerges as we thumb thru the pages, full color ads with guys stroking there own hair,

True Religion jeans... gonna agree with you there. No one needs to be spending $200+ on jeans lolsheeple.



guys walking out of the water half dressed,

Nautica cologne, eh, tons of women actually read the mag too, just trying to sell influence.


guys standing in the sand in there swimming shorts....WTF!

Old Spice ad with 'IDIOT' coming out of his armpit from caked deoderant.
Still was a hot chick behind him.



Where are the woman??? There are seriously without exagerating more pics of men in ad's than there are woman

It's a mens magazine, selling..... mens products, in ads... what do you want them to show, women using Old Spice, and our cologne? :P




You missed a couple though:

1. An ad with two guys standing next to their mustangs, I mean, what a couple of homos, Ford = GAY.

2. Ad for 5 Gum, lol anyone who chews gum seriously loves it in the ass!

3. Newport ad with two guys enjoying coffee with women... haha, coffee! that's for women, and smoking... well, you already have an oral fixation, cockgoeswhere? lolol.

4. Dickie's ad, with the guy standing next to his rat-cycle... you know what they say about those guys that like older bikes!

5. P90X ad, more buttlovers with their shirts offffff.

6. Ad for Samsung LED TV, guy&girl on couch, Adrian Peterson running thru the tv, but you know the guy is saying "oh yea run right up my poop chute!!!"


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I think you get my point :goof
For every ad with a guy in it, there is another with a half naked chick, but you failed to mention that :)

[CATNHAT]

*fix'd...

Playboy sucks. I stopped subscribing a few years back. It is so politically skewed to the left, I couldn't read it. And the photography sucks. If you didn't know better, you'd think they had the same photographer for 20 years. Between the photo editing, the hair and make-up, the women all look the same. Spray tanned and implanted. FTL.


I keep it classy with Swank and Barely Legal. Larry Flynt > Hef

Finally something we agree on! FTW!:thumbsup

And GQ has the same homo underwear models too FTL!

[Al]

Wikked has the best post....of the week?!

[Russ Jerome]

[I think you get my point :goof
For every ad with a guy in it, there is another with a half naked chick, but you failed to mention that :)

You are partialy correct but as I noted I stopped half way thru as I got sick :) The whole first half of the magazine is full page glossy pictures guys!

We should each cut up our Maxims, you cut out the guy pics and I will do the girls, bet I have less square inchs when we compare :)

[Russ Jerome]

Wikked has the best post....of the week?!

I'll vote "Yes"...but its been a slow week without Hitman doing a new word!

[wikked]

You are partialy correct but as I noted I stopped half way thru as I got sick :) The whole first half of the magazine is full page glossy pictures guys!

lol the first half indeed has more guys, but I think right where you stopped is where the women kick in.



We should each cut up our Maxims, you cut out the guy pics and I will do the girls, bet I have less square inchs when we compare :)


Oh I dunno, there are a lot of porn ads in the back :goof

[lordairgtar]

lol the first half indeed has more guys, but I think right where you stopped is where the women kick in.:goof
Ya mean like turbo lag? I don't think I like my pr0n to wait half a magazine.

[wikked]

Ya mean like turbo lag? I don't think I like my pr0n to wait half a magazine.

It's like watching the news... they tease you with 10seconds of a story, and say "we'll have that later on"... fuhhhhhh.