Russ Jerome
09-18-2009, 08:39 PM
I've been discarding the Maxims my wife gets me for free so long I had almost forgotten why I pitch them and head for outdoors and wildlife mags she gets me...I rememberd tonight bored and thumbing thru one of these rags.
Cover: Great looking girl (I love ALL girls so she looks great to me) hanging out of her tiny swimsuit.
Cover topics: Jessica Alba (Yum!), Marisa Miller, Kim Kardashian,hottest celebrity beach bodies , "How to have sex with waitress's", Audrina Partridge and on and on, hot chicks are gonna be from cover to cover WOOO HOOOO!!!!!!
So before you go dropping your pants around your ankles lets open up the very first page.....some guy walking like a tart thru tall grass in his stone washed jeans....TWO FULL PAGE AD WITH SOME BOY WHO LIKES WALKS IN THE HAY!
Suddenly a theme emerges as we thumb thru the pages, full color ads with guys stroking there own hair, guys walking out of the water half dressed, guys standing in the sand in there swimming shorts....WTF! Where are the woman??? There are seriously without exagerating more pics of men in ad's than there are woman, let alone full page ad's. Now they need there advertising money, maybe the hottest celebrity beach bodies to watch will be good....nope, a bunch of copy and paste pics cruedly scatterd on 2 pages, yes all of the pics on two pages in no order or with any focus.
Oh wait here, lets read the interveiws on what these girls like.....oh no its with WOODY F-ING HARRELSON! It get better, he has a full page pic of himself, looking like he is hunting for a 7yr old boy! Another interveiw, another interveiw with another guy, another FULL PAGE PIC of another guy, this repeats itself more than I can stomach looking at right now, men about men, on men, for men..
If I had purchased this copy expecting to see a "mans magazine" I would have been pissed or hit on by some guy who waits with his preist after church to read it together, late at night, alone. When I open a hunting magazine I dont expect to see a full page PETA ad, when I open my Ornathology magazine I dont expect to see a duck with its head blown off, when I open a magazine about woman I REALY dont want to be surprised as I turn the page and see some male model, or hear about what his favorite color is, dont care what his perfect day is....I dont give a crap about what other men think!
*BCM and BCM's members are open minded and open hearted, we do not segregate others....unless they use false advertisment to lure in hetrosexuals to buy magazines for alternative lifestyle peoeple....who we like anyway....they had no choice they were born that way and we embrase them..*
Cover: Great looking girl (I love ALL girls so she looks great to me) hanging out of her tiny swimsuit.
Cover topics: Jessica Alba (Yum!), Marisa Miller, Kim Kardashian,hottest celebrity beach bodies , "How to have sex with waitress's", Audrina Partridge and on and on, hot chicks are gonna be from cover to cover WOOO HOOOO!!!!!!
So before you go dropping your pants around your ankles lets open up the very first page.....some guy walking like a tart thru tall grass in his stone washed jeans....TWO FULL PAGE AD WITH SOME BOY WHO LIKES WALKS IN THE HAY!
Suddenly a theme emerges as we thumb thru the pages, full color ads with guys stroking there own hair, guys walking out of the water half dressed, guys standing in the sand in there swimming shorts....WTF! Where are the woman??? There are seriously without exagerating more pics of men in ad's than there are woman, let alone full page ad's. Now they need there advertising money, maybe the hottest celebrity beach bodies to watch will be good....nope, a bunch of copy and paste pics cruedly scatterd on 2 pages, yes all of the pics on two pages in no order or with any focus.
Oh wait here, lets read the interveiws on what these girls like.....oh no its with WOODY F-ING HARRELSON! It get better, he has a full page pic of himself, looking like he is hunting for a 7yr old boy! Another interveiw, another interveiw with another guy, another FULL PAGE PIC of another guy, this repeats itself more than I can stomach looking at right now, men about men, on men, for men..
If I had purchased this copy expecting to see a "mans magazine" I would have been pissed or hit on by some guy who waits with his preist after church to read it together, late at night, alone. When I open a hunting magazine I dont expect to see a full page PETA ad, when I open my Ornathology magazine I dont expect to see a duck with its head blown off, when I open a magazine about woman I REALY dont want to be surprised as I turn the page and see some male model, or hear about what his favorite color is, dont care what his perfect day is....I dont give a crap about what other men think!
*BCM and BCM's members are open minded and open hearted, we do not segregate others....unless they use false advertisment to lure in hetrosexuals to buy magazines for alternative lifestyle peoeple....who we like anyway....they had no choice they were born that way and we embrase them..*