Back by Popular Demand... It's Random Friday!

[jbiscuit]

Today's topic:

Best excuse to get out of work.

Lets hear them. Did you fake a cough on the phone to your boss? Dog ate your car keys? House got struck by lightning? Also why did you call in. Had to get those Twisted Sister tickets or buy that new Magic the Gathering collector set...

GO!

[juicedimpss]

"i'm sick"

[team beater]

i'm so hung over from last night that i think if i continue to drive i will crash and kill myself


true story

[RanJer]

car won't start - which they believe because I drive two shitboxes.

usually no real reason, everyone needs a day off once in while.

[animal]

My boss told me he wouldn't accept any vacation requests unless I was buying a car or working on my cars.

[PureSound15]

I don't have any good ones -

but

Last week we had a lender call in and say that she had a visitation beause her uncle had past, so she wouldn't be in until noon the next day.

Unfortauntely for her, we happened to be interviewing a relative of hers that very same day who knew nothing about the funeral? lolz.

[That_Guy]

we have a guy who took off work to watch the Micheal Jackson funeral he said "he had a important family funeral he had to go to.. "

[shoooo32]

My boss called in last friday with "I have to take my mothers sick cat to the vet to be put down". We will never let him live it down.

[-stew-]

This is how the call goes:

"Hey Bob, I'm using a sick day."
"OK."

[HY35F2T]

think i have aids.:goof

nice sig stew :thumbsup.

[Adamsy87]

Had one of my employees kill her grandmother off. I called her house and her sister answered. I said "Im really sorry about your grandma." Her response was "Wait, what happened to her?" Needless to say my employee came to work...

[0TransAm0]

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[0TransAm0]

i have never called in sick...EVER

[4eyedstang]

Me: cant come in today

Employer: why?

Me: i have anal glaucoma

Employer wut?

Me: i cant see my ass coming to work today

[lordairgtar]

The car not starting doesn't work for me, I live two blocks from work.