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TraceDaddy
08-27-2009, 08:51 AM
Three disabled men, a blind man, an amputee, and a man in
a wheelchair, are flying back with the USA team from the
Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes
in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled men, the only
survivors, are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue
them, but no one shows.
They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out
water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing
the man in the wheelchair;. Eventually they find an oasis.
The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself
down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and
lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and en-
courages his friends to do the same.
The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but
he is refused. The man in the chair is skeptical and insists
the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water,
cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the
other side and lo and behold, he can SEE!
Now the man in the wheelchair is getting really excited and
starts pushing with all his might. He goes into the water,
cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out
the other side. Lo and behold ... NEW TIRES!

Yooformula
08-27-2009, 11:52 AM
ahahahahahahah!

hotshift13
08-27-2009, 06:19 PM
LOL That's messed up!!