michelle
08-22-2009, 05:22 PM
A young man was lost wandering in a forest,when he
came upon a small house.He knocked on the door and was
greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey
beard.
"I'm lost," said the man.."Can you put me up for
the night?"
"Certainly,"the Chinese man said,"but on one
condition.If you so much as lay a finger on my
daughter,I will inflict upon you the three worst
Chinese tortures known to man."
"Ok,"said the man,thinking that the daughter must be
pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before
dinner,the daughter came down the stairs.She was
young, beautiful,and had a fantastic figure.She was
obviously attracted to the young man since she
couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.
Remembering the old man's warning,he ignored her and
went up to bed alone.But during the night,he could
bear it no longer,and sneaked into her room for a
night of passion.He was careful to keep everything
quiet so the old man wouldn't hear.Near dawn he crept
back to his room,exhausted,but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest.Opening his
eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on
it that read,
"Chinese Torture 1:Large rock on chest."
"Well,that's pretty crappy,"he thought."If that's the
best the old man can do then I don't have much to
worry about."
He picked the boulder up,walked over to the window
and threw the boulder out.
As he did so he noticed another note on it that
read:
"Chinese Torture 2:Rock tied to left testicle."
In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was
already getting close to the end.Figuring that a few
broken bones was better than castration,he jumped out
of the window after the boulder.
As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the
ground that read,
"Chinese Torture 3:Right testicle tied to bedpost."
came upon a small house.He knocked on the door and was
greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey
beard.
"I'm lost," said the man.."Can you put me up for
the night?"
"Certainly,"the Chinese man said,"but on one
condition.If you so much as lay a finger on my
daughter,I will inflict upon you the three worst
Chinese tortures known to man."
"Ok,"said the man,thinking that the daughter must be
pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before
dinner,the daughter came down the stairs.She was
young, beautiful,and had a fantastic figure.She was
obviously attracted to the young man since she
couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.
Remembering the old man's warning,he ignored her and
went up to bed alone.But during the night,he could
bear it no longer,and sneaked into her room for a
night of passion.He was careful to keep everything
quiet so the old man wouldn't hear.Near dawn he crept
back to his room,exhausted,but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest.Opening his
eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on
it that read,
"Chinese Torture 1:Large rock on chest."
"Well,that's pretty crappy,"he thought."If that's the
best the old man can do then I don't have much to
worry about."
He picked the boulder up,walked over to the window
and threw the boulder out.
As he did so he noticed another note on it that
read:
"Chinese Torture 2:Rock tied to left testicle."
In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was
already getting close to the end.Figuring that a few
broken bones was better than castration,he jumped out
of the window after the boulder.
As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the
ground that read,
"Chinese Torture 3:Right testicle tied to bedpost."