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Karps TA
07-13-2009, 02:43 PM
A 17-year-old Columbus student has died after playing a choking game.

Macklin "Mack" Jensen died Friday while participating in what's also called "space monkey" or "gasp."

GASP is a campaign organized by victims' parents to educate them about the game's dangers. The group says the game typically is played by adolescents who strangle themselves or have others push on their chests to feel light-headed for a few seconds.

Mack Jensen's father, Dan Jensen, says he and his wife weren't aware of it and have since learned how prevalent it is. So they have been trying to spread the word to other parents.

Jensen had been preparing to compete at a national wrestling tournament in Fargo, N.

Seriously? I can't even for a second feel the slightest bit of sorrow for a 17 year doing this? The dumb shit kids are doing to get high now, is just beyond crazy.

pOrk
07-13-2009, 02:45 PM
haha is all that comes to mind. You gotta be retarded to do something like this...

07ROUSHSTG3
07-13-2009, 02:48 PM
yeah, i did some stupid shit when i was that age, but kids nowadays are messed up. whatever happened to good ole drinking beer and smoking a little pot?!?!?

Al
07-13-2009, 02:49 PM
Seriously? I can't even for a second feel the slightest bit of sorrow for a 17 year doing this? The dumb shit kids are doing to get high now, is just beyond crazy.

The gene-pool does need some chlorine.

Exitspeed
07-13-2009, 02:53 PM
YES they are.

I was at Great America a few years ago and a group of kids in front of us...they saw a chipmunk and one of the girls said "What is that called?" and one of the kids said "I think that's a squirrel." the rest of the kids sat in silence and apparently couldn't come up with shit.

How the fuck do you not know what a chipmunk or a squirrel is?

Anyway...this kinda shit doesn't surprise me.

Rocket Power
07-13-2009, 03:11 PM
Next thing you know , they'll have a rope around their junk and their neck

70 cutlass 442
07-13-2009, 03:55 PM
this was going on 10 years ago when i was in middle school. nothing new, but i saw a chick do that in the lunch line and pass out..... smacked her head on the floor pretty good and was bleeding everywhere.

michelle
07-13-2009, 04:23 PM
Yes.

TheRX7Project
07-13-2009, 04:28 PM
this was going on 10 years ago when i was in middle school.

Same here. Kids used to do something similar on the school bus, where they'd grab the other kid's jugular and pinch it until they passed out.

0TransAm0
07-13-2009, 04:38 PM
why would you want to make yourself pass out?

TheRX7Project
07-13-2009, 05:05 PM
Why do people do a lot of things? I don't fucking know, I never let anyone do it to me.

Karps TA
07-13-2009, 05:15 PM
Well if kids have been doing this for 10 years, and I've been out of school for 18, something happened to kids in those 8 years to make them really f'ng stupid.

TheRX7Project
07-13-2009, 05:28 PM
The parents. ^^

Remember, we're dealing with welfare-generation parents now. Products of the hippie and drug era.

Parents don't have to teach their kids not to be stupid anymore, that's school's job, right?

jbiscuit
07-13-2009, 07:21 PM
what happened to getting an older brother or a cousin to buy some beers? Fuggin r-tards

xFullThrottlex
07-13-2009, 07:24 PM
chubby bunny chubby bunny

wrath
07-13-2009, 07:30 PM
They've been doing this for a long time now. They did it when I was a kid so we're talking at least since the late 80s.

wikked
07-13-2009, 08:10 PM
What happened to good ol' harmless sex bracelets?

http://www.snopes.com/risque/school/bracelet.asp

JaMichaels
07-13-2009, 08:56 PM
Hahaha, what the hell is a Sex Bracelet.. That was the funniest shit I have read in a long time.

JBs92Lude
07-13-2009, 09:37 PM
Yeah in middle school I had a few guy friends who thought it was fun to do as well. They liked the feeling of loosing oxygen to the brain and the dizziness that ensued from it before they eventually passed out. However in coming too it was rough on them. I never understood it, but there you go, easy ways to kill brain cells. This may be why kids don't know the difference between a chipmunk and squirrels. Sad.

Plum Crazy
07-13-2009, 09:45 PM
My brother is a teacher at Racine Horlick, you should hear some of the stories of the shitheads he teaches. He is a Health teacher, so all of his students are Freshment(except for those who fail and have to retake it) he had 9 pregnant girls this year, and for one of those girls, it wasnt her first child!

DRK
07-13-2009, 09:48 PM
They've been doing this for a long time now. They did it when I was a kid so we're talking at least since the late 80s.

same here, it was always the kids too stupid to score any beer or weed

lordairgtar
07-13-2009, 10:33 PM
What emo sacks of shit. Just cleaning out the gene pool. Now I suppose we'll be seeing this kid's memorial stack of candles and teddy bears in front of the school on the news every fu(king night for the next two weeks.

Reverend Cooper
07-13-2009, 10:34 PM
kinda makes smoking the chronic look good.

lordairgtar
07-13-2009, 10:53 PM
Just give me some home made recipe from Tennessee...smoooooth!