Children's Books You'll Never See

[TurboMutantNinjaBug]

"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
"The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion"
"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
"Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
"Bi-Curious George"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"You Were an Accident"
"How To Dress Sexy for Grownups"
"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
"All Dogs Go to Hell"
"Mr. Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Fun with Pointy Things"
"Keep Picking At It"
"It's Your Fault They Got a Divorce"
"If it's in a Bottle Drink It"
"Eating Glue is Good For You"
"You Can Fly Too If You Wear a Cape"
"Sharing is For the Weak"
"Foreigners are Bad People"
"Plastic Bag Space Helmet and Other Fun Activities"
"Razor, Razor, Who's Got the Razor?"
"Is the Stove Hot Yet?"
"Dead Pets Are Fun Too"
"The New Baby is Better Than You"

[BigSnailBuick]

"Sharing is for the weak" :rolf