Political Correctness

[972500V8]

Due to the climate of political correctness now
pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West
Virginians will no longer be referred to as
HILLBILLIES.'

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1 She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
BREASTED AMERICAN.'

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY
ACCESSIBLE.'

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLOND' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED
DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

5 . She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY
REPETITIVE.'

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST
PROVIDER.'


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY
CAUCASIAN.'

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE
REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a
case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his
pants! - It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE.'