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d0nut
07-07-2009, 09:20 PM
Dear Mike,





I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my



husband in the house, watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a



mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a



halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.







When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the



neighbors daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's daughter



is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke



down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six



months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job



six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and



worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he



has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I



can't get through to him anymore.







Can you please help?



Sincerely, Sheila













Dear Sheila:







A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a



variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris



in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the



intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these



approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is



faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

lilws6
07-07-2009, 09:31 PM
well thats about right!

84hurst
07-07-2009, 09:56 PM
I would be checking for spark too. No spark no start. Sounds like this guy shouldn't be writing advice columns! :)

Yeehaw
07-07-2009, 09:57 PM
lmao i see nothing wrong here

xFullThrottlex
07-08-2009, 12:14 AM
lol thats awesome

URLOZIN
07-08-2009, 01:25 PM
haha. that's great

JBs92Lude
07-08-2009, 03:50 PM
lol nice... just bypass the issue and go right to the thing he actually knows how to fix, well at least has some understanding on how to fix.

TurboMutantNinjaBug
07-10-2009, 09:36 AM
Lol, heard it before, but still funny.