Farrah Fawcett goes to heaven... [Archive]

d0nut

06-26-2009, 08:04 PM

When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven the first thing god did was offer her one wish.

She said "I want all the children in the world to be safe!"

So god killed Michael Jackson....

BigSnailBuick

06-26-2009, 08:10 PM

:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf Nice

Plum Crazy

06-26-2009, 08:53 PM

damn!!!!

URLOZIN

06-26-2009, 10:55 PM

I just got this as a text a few minutes ago. Classic!

TurboMutantNinjaBug

06-27-2009, 09:06 PM

Lol...kind of mean in a way, but still funny.

SBC-Fox

06-29-2009, 12:21 AM

That text spread like wildfire lol.

-stew-

06-29-2009, 01:50 AM

I got that Friday night at 7:00. I was sitting next to a priest. I really wanted to show it to him. Glad I didn't; I did enough things that were inappropriate this weekend.

07ROUSHSTG3

06-29-2009, 07:18 AM

what are Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed Mcmahon expecting for Christmas?......

Patrick Swayze.

07ROUSHSTG3

06-29-2009, 09:31 AM

CNN just released Michael Jacksons last words before he passed.

"Please take me to the Childrens Hospital"

JBs92Lude

06-29-2009, 09:45 AM

And all the little boys around the world are now much safer...

johnny--2k

06-29-2009, 11:26 AM

what are Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed Mcmahon expecting for Christmas?......

Patrick Swayze.

Well, I guess they got Billy Mays instead!

07ROUSHSTG3

07-01-2009, 02:00 PM

since farrah got what she wished for.....

well michael gets to heaven and him and God are talking. God asks michael what he thinks of heaven so far. Michael says he likes it but he is a bit worried. God asks why. Michael says he doesn't see any plastic surgeons around here that specialize in keeping black men looking white. God says "i got a plan". so He kills the "oxi-clean" guy and tells Michael, "don't worry I got someone on the way that can get brown stains out of anything white"!

URLOZIN

07-01-2009, 05:56 PM

since farrah got what she wished for.....

well michael gets to heaven and him and God are talking. God asks michael what he thinks of heaven so far. Michael says he likes it but he is a bit worried. God asks why. Michael says he doesn't see any plastic surgeons around here that specialize in keeping black men looking white. God says "i got a plan". so He kills the "oxi-clean" guy and tells Michael, "don't worry I got someone on the way that can get brown stains out of anything white"!
lol.:rolf:rolf