I know I'm old but......

[lordairgtar]

I get a call today from Captain Bob, and it seems that someone is telling people I passed away a couple of days ago. I wish someone would have told me, I wouldn't have gotten up and went to work this morning.:rolfWell, if I am really dead and I'm a ghost that hasn't figured that out, someone please send Jennifer Love Hewitt to my apartment pronto to help me cross over into the light.:devil Holy crap!

[Rocket Power]

I get a call today from Captain Bob, and it seems that someone is telling people I passed away a couple of days ago. I wish someone would have told me, I wouldn't have gotten up and went to work this morning.:rolfWell, if I am really dead and I'm a ghost that hasn't figured that out, someone please send Jennifer Love Hewitt to my apartment pronto to help me cross over into the light.:devil Holy crap!
Sorry she's busy, Whoopi Goldberg will be over soon.:rolf

[lordairgtar]

Sorry she's busy, Whoopi Goldberg will be over soon.:rolf
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!:mad:

[Russ Jerome]

My schit so old....fill in the blank!

My schit so old my old lady wont take my advances!

[lordairgtar]

My schit so old, even mold don't want me.