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SSLEVO
06-02-2009, 12:47 PM
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/cto/1199234560.html

truck for sale...

-stew-
06-02-2009, 01:12 PM
I sent him an email


I am interested in the truck. I'd buy it for the mudflaps alone, but to read further that a pair of panties is included, well, that seals it. I was gonna buy a new Chevy, to try and stimulate the economy. If I can buy that fine piece of 'chinery and get a lil somethin to stimulate myself; well them folks at Gub'mint Motors can bite me!

In all seriousness, I have a few questions: How is the exhaust, any leaks rattles, does it still have a catalytic converter on it? Front suspension is ok? No bad kingpins, ball joints, tie rods ect. Does the truck have a free and clear title? Upon payment and the handing over of the title, is that when I would recieve the panties? Also, I will only accept the panties as part of the deal if they come with a picture of your wife wearing tham as proof of their legitemacy.


Thanks,

stew

Voodoo Chick
06-02-2009, 01:18 PM
The panties alone make it all worthwhile...........

Waver
06-02-2009, 02:01 PM
I sent him an email

if he ses you a pic you should post it

-stew-
06-02-2009, 02:21 PM
if he ses you a pic you should post it

Fer sher.

TraceDaddy
06-02-2009, 02:31 PM
The panties alone make it all worthwhile...........

I'll reserve judgement until I see the panties.

SmokinRAM114
06-02-2009, 02:48 PM
im surprised it doesnt come with a bed mounted dog box kennel for the hounds and antenna mounted coon tail.

-stew-
06-02-2009, 02:54 PM
I got this response:




Yes, the catalytic converter is there. It runs great, no exhaust or suspension problems. We weren't sure what a king pin is. The title is free and clear.

If we see a picture of $2,700 cash, we will work on the panty picture. :-)

Michele



I responded with this:




Dear Michelle (my belle),

The money ain't no issue. The attached picture is proof. I just wanna make sure I'm not getting scammed by some one tryin to pass off new panties, or some gross panties worn by a skank or a fatty. Does the truck have cruise control?

Stew

Picture:


http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p249/stewsquarenuts/cashmoney.jpg

johnny--2k
06-02-2009, 04:42 PM
haha....this is great!

-stew-
06-02-2009, 05:52 PM
She replied asking if I considered 250 lbs to be a fatty. I said not if she was seven feet tall.


The cruise works, too.

SSDude
06-02-2009, 10:01 PM
Funny chit there:rolf

michelle
06-02-2009, 10:06 PM
Haha!