Another blonde joke

[flyin_blue_egg]

A Russian, an American and a blonde are sitting at a bar.
The Russian goes "AHA, my people are the greatest, we were the first in space.
The American goes "that's nothing, my people were the first on the moon."
The blonde goes, "my people got you both beat. We're going to be the first to land on the sun."
Both the American and Russian say with disgust "You can't land on the SUN!"
The blonde responds "UUUHUH we're gonna do it at NIGHT" LOL

[LIZMO]

hahah wowww

[michelle]

Jokes like these make me feel smarter. (:

[dsireme]

Things like that make me feel better that I am a fake blonde :)

[dsireme]

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She had seen many books on the subject and, finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut into the ice.

Suddenly, from above a voice boomed "There are no fish under the ice!".

Startled she moved farther down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino and began to cut yet another hole.

Again, from the heavens bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!"

Now worried she moved clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and proceeded to cut a hole in the ice.

The voice came once more "There are no fish under the ice!"

She stopped, looked skyward, and asked, "Is that you Lord?"

The voice replied, "No, this is the manager of the Hockey Rink!"

[GRAMPS SS]

funny one...i heard you tried to do that...

[CAMAROJV123]

lol thats funny

[TurboMutantNinjaBug]

Lol...that just makes me even more glad that I'm not blonde!

[TraceDaddy]

Will have to pass these along to a few select people. :)